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Playin' Skyrim, swimming to fight a dragon, as all good Argonians do, come across shack by river, 'Oh I'll look around here', suddenly bear.

 

[spoiler=Skyrim story without greentext]

 

I had just finished the Thieves guild quest, and feeling like a badass, I entered a haunted abandoned prison. Slaughtered all the ghosts like nothing.

Then, I leave, and while I'm strolling down a nearby river, I see a cave bear. "Time to kick bear ass", I think. Nope. I barely did any damage to him, and he was ripping my shit apart.

 

Shamefully, I start retreating, but no, the [bleep]er is fast. I sprint, swim through the river, but to no avail, the [bleep]er was still on my track, and at this rate, I would be dead in seconds.

 

But it all changed when I saw a little rundown shack by the river. "Oh, great, I'll just hide there and wait until the bear stops following me. Nope. Äs I approached the shack, I noticed two things. One, is that the shack had no door, it was just an entrance in the wall, and two, there was another bear inside the shack. A bear. In the shack. A CAVE bear, of all bears, in the shack. It is as if they had planned it all along, to lure clueless adventurers into the deadly trap.

 

Remains of other people who were attacked by the bears lied on the ground. And but a moment later, I joined them. Before I could make a run for the exit, the other bear was already blocking it. And so, I perished.

 

[bleep]ing gamestop.

 

 

I told you about the bears Dax. I warned you, but you didn't listen.

Did you ride the bear?

Fus...

FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

Disregard sleep.

 

Acquire girl cartoons.

Disregard girl cartoons.

 

Acquire DOUBLE K.

FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

 

I see what you did there.

FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

 

I see what you did there.

Isn't Overdoziz the greatest? <3:

 

Also, seriously, DOUBLE K.

Oogity boogity boo, I see you.

Oogity boogity boo, I see you.

 

That's it, I'm visiting the Varrock Tavern.

 

That's it, I'm visiting the Varrock Tavern.

 

Varrock Tavern.

 

Varrock

 

...

 

Eh, might as well be these days.

 

Also this will be in all my posts from now on.

FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

 

I see what you did there.

Isn't Overdoziz the greatest? <3:

 

Also, seriously, DOUBLE K.

 

I tried to give it a chance. It did not read from right to left. I dropped it.

FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

 

I see what you did there.

Isn't Overdoziz the greatest? <3:

 

Also, seriously, DOUBLE K.

 

I tried to give it a chance. It did not read from right to left. I dropped it.

Fine then.

 

... You suck.

nou.

I remember when Death was the top poster.

2 days later.....

 

 

Gonna rewatch IS since last time I watched it, I streamed it and it was 480p at best.

And I forgot everyone else has work/school....

What's going on here??

You should catch up on what you missed.

[hide]I forgot about the marriage stuff in the Mirai Nikki manga.[/hide]

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L4D2 is fun. Gonna go eat lunch now.

Damn, 1080p of Code Geass is 20 GB.

 

I'll settle for 720p.

Girl cartoons?

 

I'm currently downloading IS, which is around 7 GB, and then Code Geass - 12 GB and Code Geass R2 - 13.3 GB.

 

Already downloaded 13 GB since I've been home.