This guy has my vote. He wants to give me a free pony. <3:

Read me a fair bit.

What book?

Sabriel.

What is it aboot?

Sabriel tries to go find her father and then shenanigans. I'm bad at explaining plots of things.

Doesn't sound as fun as Kohlhaas.

 

It's about a merchant who gets scammed his horses by some rich guy at a passage. So he goes to the judges and shit and they all tell him to gtfo because they are like the guys cousins or something.

 

So he sells all his shit, buys an army, takes over the castle, burns everything. But the guy gets away. So it's a chase game where he goes burning cities and fighting armies through the entire country to find the guy.

Also, it's historically accurate. It's based on a guy who really did that. Or something similar to it.

I should read more books this year.

Sleep time.

Night monk.

Hamburgers. Excellent.

What kind of animals are in those hamburguers?

Kangaroos and emus, of course.

[bleep]in' magic eyes, how do they work?

I was waiting until you said it was cow just so I could point out how dissapointed I was in you for being Australian and not eating kangaroo hamburguers.

 

 

Dax, I am proud.

Only was able to watch the 1st LOTR movie. Dudes were tired. Oh well. I was kinda tired to. I'll live on the adventure in my dreams. But I'll stay up a while longer.

 

Yo.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

 

Sleepy time. Bwoop, night Dax.

Night.

I love picking up on the Superman references in Seinfeld.

 

Shoop boop diddly deddly doop boop page gettity get.

Oh is this what all the cool kids are doing? I need to get me a page one of these days.

One of these days...

I drove for an hour in the dark.