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So my mom has been away for a few days. Because of my dad's inability to cook, he gives me money for lunch and dinner.

 

>mfw i just take granola bars to school and eat those instead and keep the money

 

free money yo

>not able to cook your own meals

>2012

 

Come on Pie.

you're forgetting about how that wouldn't give me free money

>living on granola bars

 

How much does he give you, Pie? Curious.

If this thread was an art piece, what would it look like?

 

Without a doubt.

 

 

 

 

 

The text of the Sultan's letter to the Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the Sun and Moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of ChristiansI command you, the Zaporozhian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

Thou art a turkish imp, the damned devil's brother and friend, and a secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked ass? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou son of a [bleep] wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, [bleep] thy mother.

Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-[bleep]er of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. Thou wilt not even be herding Christian pigs. Now we shall conclude, for we don't know the date and don't have a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

 

5 bucks for each meal, for a projected total of 25 dollars

 

hasn't just been granola bars, i've mooched off of people at lunch and acquired unwanted food

 

this is going into my Warped Tour 2012 fund

 

i'd be a good bum

5 bucks for each meal, for a projected total of 25 dollars

 

hasn't just been granola bars, i've mooched off of people at lunch and acquired unwanted food

 

this is going into my Warped Tour 2012 fund

 

i'd be a good bum

 

It's a rather smart way of thinking. You're getting money without even asking and you essentially had a choice if you wanted to spend it on food that day.

It seems pie is rather fiscally savvy.

Strategic.

 

>people on facebook believing this is real

 

OMG wtf!!! dis is so racist

It appears several feel the need to praise Pie for fiscal ability reasons.

Commence Project Goon.

Obama is the next Teddy Roosevelt that will save this country.

STUDDA

Obama is the next Teddy Roosevelt that will save this country.

Finally someone else in here understands it. Drastically decrease military spending, and drastically increase social service spending, and we'll finally start a recovery.

Okay I stopped watching Made because that is basically brain melting tv

Newt Gingrich is such a loyal man. We should all follow his family value ways.

Okay I stopped watching Made because that is basically brain melting tv

I find that most television that isn't educational or comedic to be a waste of time.

the big bang theory is both comedic and centers around jokes about nerd culture and education, more proof that it's the best show of all time.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKZUg-bTOak

 

^^ xDDDD

I personally enjoy the show My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.

It takes the style from late 90's to early 2000's cartoon shows and mixes in with the educational message that you should treat everyone as your friend.