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Alright Mather. Soon as you get laid by someone who's NOT a [bleep], let me know.

 

Anyway, I'm done here. This is annoying.

are you getting grossed out by the sexual discussions in this thread?

He acts all mature, but he doesn't have the stomach to talk about sex with his peers.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Near future:

 

Anytime before you realize that girls don't want to get with you to get you in them unless they're [bleep]s.

Who is DEFINITELY mad/ jealous. You guys know I wasn't making up that date right. I fully expect to lose my bet with halo, but like I said, I'm not going to war a virgin.

Bud, I lost my half of the bet a looong time ago.

 

 

Wait, did you get some haneky pankey or did I misread that post, many nights ago, wrong?

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Near future:

 

Anytime before you realize that girls don't want to get with you to get you in them unless they're [bleep]s.

Who is DEFINITELY mad/ jealous. You guys know I wasn't making up that date right. I fully expect to lose my bet with halo, but like I said, I'm not going to war a virgin.

Bud, I lost my half of the bet a looong time ago.

 

 

Wait, did you get some haneky pankey or did I misread that post, many nights ago, wrong?

No no no no. I HOPE to get some within a month, but given the conflict of schedules, dating will be difficult. And as she isn't a [garden tool] I can't just run up to college and be like "Drop the drawers."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I lied, I'm not done.

 

<_< SO WHEN ARE YOU GETTING LAID WHO?

Probably never. I don't really care to.

 

Alright Mather. Soon as you get laid by someone who's NOT a [bleep], let me know.

 

Anyway, I'm done here. This is annoying.

are you getting grossed out by the sexual discussions in this thread?

He acts all mature, but he doesn't have the stomach to talk about sex with his peers.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Anytime before you realize that girls don't want to get with you to get you in them unless they're [bleep]s.

Who is DEFINITELY mad/ jealous. You guys know I wasn't making up that date right. I fully expect to lose my bet with halo, but like I said, I'm not going to war a virgin.

Bud, I lost my half of the bet a looong time ago.

 

 

Wait, did you get some haneky pankey or did I misread that post, many nights ago, wrong?

No no no no. I HOPE to get some within a month, but given the conflict of schedules, dating will be difficult. And as she isn't a [garden tool]

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How did we get to talking about sex?

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Anytime before you realize that girls don't want to get with you to get you in them unless they're [bleep]s.

Who is DEFINITELY mad/ jealous. You guys know I wasn't making up that date right. I fully expect to lose my bet with halo, but like I said, I'm not going to war a virgin.

Bud, I lost my half of the bet a looong time ago.

 

 

Wait, did you get some haneky pankey or did I misread that post, many nights ago, wrong?

No no no no. I HOPE to get some within a month, but given the conflict of schedules, dating will be difficult. And as she isn't a [garden tool] I can't just run up to college and be like "Drop the drawers."

 

:ohnoes: YOU CAN TRY TALKING ON THE PHONE TO FORM AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION.

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Probably never. I don't really care to.

Could Who be ASEXUAL?

 

I had not considered this.

 

Anyway Who generally speaking, everybody does it, so you should get used to it.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh yeah thats right.

 

"So the moral here is that, all of this was Wit's fault."

 

I could write about about this thread.

 

I could make a killing to be honest.

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Wits posted a picture of a guy taking off a condom.

what what waht what????

 

Probably never. I don't really care to.

Could Who be ASEXUAL?

 

I had not considered this.

 

Anyway Who generally speaking, everybody does it, so you should get used to it.

 

except for asexuals.... aven.org

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Im sort of in the same boat here as who but more of, "decent girl, she wants to [bleep], bingo"

If not, then im alright.

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Well, a lot of it has to do with the fact that if my dad ever found out I'd had pre-marital sex, my life would be hell.

 

Like, I wouldn't be seeing you guys ever again. There'd be no enjoyment in my life.

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aren't interested in my body.<_<

You may be destined to die alone.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Well, a lot of it has to do with the fact that if my dad ever found out I'd had pre-marital sex, my life would be hell.

 

Like, I wouldn't be seeing you guys ever again. There'd be no enjoyment in my life.

Once you're 18, you can kindly tell him to go [bleep] him self.

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Well, a lot of it has to do with the fact that if my dad ever found out I'd had pre-marital sex, my life would be hell.

 

Like, I wouldn't be seeing you guys ever again. There'd be no enjoyment in my life.

 

:mellow: your dad probably has had pre-marital sex.

 

anyways... since presumably you're gay.. I can see why you'd prefer to wait a while before venturing into smex.

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And or you could hide it from your dad. If he finds out you can just lean in real close and say, "You jealous?".

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Well, a lot of it has to do with the fact that if my dad ever found out I'd had pre-marital sex, my life would be hell.

 

Like, I wouldn't be seeing you guys ever again. There'd be no enjoyment in my life.

Once you're 18, you can kindly tell him to go [bleep] him self.

No, I really can't. :3 I honestly think the exact same way as he does there. Like, the only difference between my morals and his is that I'm Ok with gays/lesbians, and he's not.

 

Well, a lot of it has to do with the fact that if my dad ever found out I'd had pre-marital sex, my life would be hell.

 

Like, I wouldn't be seeing you guys ever again. There'd be no enjoyment in my life.

 

:mellow: your dad probably has had pre-marital sex.

 

anyways... since presumably you're gay.. I can see why you'd prefer to wait a while before venturing into smex.

I'm. Not. Gay.

 

>.<

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*cough cough* a lot of guys are only interested in having sex. they couldn't care less if I had a personlity or not... and those same guys would dump me the minute I got fat. :ohnoes:

 

I prefer to have someone who actually cares about my personlity.. my mind..t he things I love.. etc.

 

I also want someone with a high iq.. and who will do stuff for me.. like cook... or in rare instances... clean... <3:

 

I probably have found my dream guy already. time will tell....

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I love it how Wits just rambles on.

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*cough cough* a lot of guys are only interested in having sex. they couldn't care less if I had a personlity or not... and those same guys would dump me the minute I got fat. :ohnoes:

 

I prefer to have someone who actually cares about my personlity.. my mind..t he things I love.. etc.

 

I also want someone with a high iq.. and who will do stuff for me.. like cook... or in rare instances... clean... <3:

 

I probably have found my dream guy already. time will tell....

ALL guys want to have sex. It's hard-wired into us. I can tell you i never wanted to rail a girl because of her personality. Sorry if I'm shattering bubbles, that's just the way it is.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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