Pepsiguy Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Im doing it.HORNEY MONKEY The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I lasted 27 hours without getting a boner, personal record! Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 bah, not that you fools. Im trying something, but my account got locked for 14 minuets. Edit: These troll accounts do have some use after all. "Let your anger be like a monkey in a piñata , inside with the candy hiding from the kids, hoping they don't find it." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I always wanted to hire a hooker to clean my room.... <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what. Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancingLike if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.". God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what. Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancingLike if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her life The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 it's a good idea.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what. Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancingLike if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her lifeLol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what. Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancingLike if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her lifeLol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years.maybe even change her life. welp i shall brb, gunna move the comp nao The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what. Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancingLike if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her lifeLol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years. you'd be in serious trouble if she was... devoted to her job.. and took pride in her job... and was intent on actually doing her job instead of slacking off at work... ie you'd get raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Well I thought I knew my password. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what. Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancingLike if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her lifeLol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years. you'd be in serious trouble if she was... devoted to her job.. and took pride in her job... and was intent on actually doing her job instead of slacking off at work... ie you'd get raped.I'm pretty sure if you took a hooker out for a fancy date, they'd wait to get in your pants, and if you kept putting it off, and being tricky, you could "dump" them before they could get in. Not to mention, after the dinner, the art museum, maybe the opera, and a cocktail party, i think they'd just be like, hey... I'm gonna milk this. So whenever you drop them off they might be like, "oh hey you wanna do the nasty?" I'd put on my sunglasses, say "Nope." roll up the Limo window and drive away. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Nah.This is something...Different. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Operation Happy Hooker:Phase 1 (Preperation)1. Get Monies2. Get materials (Dress, tickets to opera, limo, tuxedo, contraceptives, more?)3. Meet rich people for cocktail party4. Find suitable hookerPhase 2 (The "Hook")1. Hire hooker for a day.2. Begin day of fun, yet classy activities3. If necessary ignore/ divert hooker's sexual advances.4. End day of fun.5. Leave hooker with materials to improve her work.Phase 3 (Follow-up?)1. Continue to monitor hookerA. She stays a hooker, oh well you gave her stuff to make her job nicerB. She changes her life and tries to get a better/ more legitimate job. 2. A. No further actionB. Further assistance, such as; DAT COLLEGE MONIES, DEM TOYS FOR DA KIDS etc.Phase 4 (Profit)1. ???????? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Hello anonymous user. Do you approve of Operation Happy Hooker? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Yes. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 And then, suddenly, the thread stops. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Indeed, AND WHO IS THAT ANONYMOUS USER?! POST DAMN YOU! God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Its Tyler I bet you.Come on Tyler, we're done talking about sex. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Its Tyler I bet you.Come on Tyler, we're done talking about sex.Operation Happy Hooker must have put him put him off his postitite. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 God dammit, the 2,000th page is nearing up on us too quickly. I dont know if Im going to be able to finish the project in time. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 <_< "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Hey Ownage...Its just me and you here... "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Anything gay and you'll be the only one here. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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