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My thought pattern:

Do I like her?    No? Screw it.

 

Yes?

Great.

 

Do we have anything in common?    No? Whatever, I don't care.

 

Yes?

Good

 

Is she smart?    No? Wait, what?!?

 

Yes?

Good.

 

Is she pretty?

 

Whatever.

 

Any chance of sex?

 

I'll worry about that later.

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and well he thinks he's not all that great to look at.. I don't really see anything wrong with how he looks.. but I think I prefer keeping him a little insecure about his attractiveness so he wouldn't run away for someone better...

 

and I honestly believe that if he found out what I thought.. he'd think I was cute.

 

which i actually kinda awesome.

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Humans-Polygamous animals desperately trying to convince themselves they are monogamous.

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" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

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But wait.. 321 actually is correct... Humans are naturally polygamous... so are dogs... but if you have male and female dogs growing up together from puppies.. they actually refuse to mate with any other dogs...

 

what do you think that means? It means that not all humans are actually polygamous.. some of us are monogamous.

 

And well.. I dont know about you.. but for me personally.. I wouldn't want to "share" my husband..because I'm a selfish person and I despise sharing my possesions...

 

I can see myself promising my future husband my fidelity.. and I'd keep it... but I'd only do it because:

1. I don't want to share him so its only fair.

2. I actually don't find that many guys attractive as one of my turn-offs is poor spelling.

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That makes sense, I grew up with the girl I loved before, and I couldn't give up on her until she broke me completely.

 

You could find out if you're attractive by posting a pic and let us rate you. But you don't want to do tha, do you?

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I weigh about 150 lbs, I'm 6 feet tall.

 

@silver

 

You want to keep your man because it is hard-wired into your brain to attract a male and keep him. Because in a survival situation males would serve as the protectors, thus you don't want to be replaced by a female with "better genes". Sauce on the dog thing? Also the circumstances, if they have enough food for 2 dogs and pups it makes sense they don't mate with any other ones, give them enough food for several dogs, they'll go nuts.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

I'll say this once and only once. All girls think they're fat. You're not fat.

 

Even the girls who are fat usually are just genetically so.

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and Mather.. right now I weigh in about 10lbs more.. but.. I'm short.. so I am pretty "fat" right now.

 

my usual metabolism is fast as I take the stairs when I can.. however I was jobless for a year and slowly my muscles shrank and I gained fat from eating the same amount of food... I'll probably lose the weight in a year.. maybe more..

 

There was a study done... normal humans when asked to self approximate their weight, were less accurate than people who had eating disorders. What do you think this means? It means that those people with eating disorders see the reality, and aren't under any illusions about their weight.

 

However I wouldn't trust that data as I got it from cracked.... a comedy website.. :)

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ive found a girl *stares at silver* mmmmm

lol jk but ive actually found a girl that would be not a 'get into pants' kinda thing, she's cute and she has a great smile. she is smart and loves math like me, and she has a great sense of humor.... but two things i dread.

1. her mom is the math teacher(dont rly care but it would be kinda weird)

2. if she says no, ill just go into this shy mode and barely talk to her

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

I'll say this once and only once. All girls think they're fat. You're not fat.

 

Even the girls who are fat usually are just genetically so.

i don't believe the whole "genetically fat" thing, maybe you're more succeptable, but if you're fat, it's your fault.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I just realized I compared my own behavior to that of animals and found it to be a match.

Exactly! We are animals! We just won't admit it. My theory is that our brains got too big, and we started to question/deny our true nature. With the easy availability of necessities, we are able to successfully deny it, but we can't really escape it.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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ive found a girl *stares at silver* mmmmm

lol jk but ive actually found a girl that would be not a 'get into pants' kinda thing, she's cute and she has a great smile. she is smart and loves math like me, and she has a great sense of humor.... but two things i dread.

1. her mom is the math teacher(dont rly care but it would be kinda weird)

2. if she says no, ill just go into this shy mode and barely talk to her

I say risk it, you have something to gain but not really anything to lose.

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because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

I'll say this once and only once. All girls think they're fat. You're not fat.

 

Even the girls who are fat usually are just genetically so.

i don't believe the whole "genetically fat" thing, maybe you're more succeptable, but if you're fat, it's your fault.

I've known Dylan since we were 4. We always did stuff together forever, and got a lot of exercise together. Whereas I lost my weight, he never did, and so today he's pretty heavy. For most of middle school he was more active than I was. I just have the ability to lose weight, whereas he doesn't. Yes, he could get skinny if he tried. But that would be really hard. A lot more difficult for him than for me.

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because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

I'll say this once and only once. All girls think they're fat. You're not fat.

 

Even the girls who are fat usually are just genetically so.

i don't believe the whole "genetically fat" thing, maybe you're more succeptable, but if you're fat, it's your fault.

I've known Dylan since we were 4. We always did stuff together forever, and got a lot of exercise together. Whereas I lost my weight, he never did, and so today he's pretty heavy. For most of middle school he was more active than I was. I just have the ability to lose weight, whereas he doesn't. Yes, he could get skinny if he tried. But that would be really hard. A lot more difficult for him than for me.

If everything was easy, everyone would do it.

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" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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That makes sense, I grew up with the girl I loved before, and I couldn't give up on her until she broke me completely.

 

You could find out if you're attractive by posting a pic and let us rate you. But you don't want to do tha, do you?

my pic is somewhere up.. but I don't need to be rated.

 

I weigh about 150 lbs, I'm 6 feet tall.

 

@silver

 

You want to keep your man because it is hard-wired into your brain to attract a male and keep him. Because in a survival situation males would serve as the protectors, thus you don't want to be replaced by a female with "better genes". Sauce on the dog thing? Also the circumstances, if they have enough food for 2 dogs and pups it makes sense they don't mate with any other ones, give them enough food for several dogs, they'll go nuts.

grrr...all of these articles say the cons of litter mates.. but growing up and being interested in dogs.. I was told that it was a bad idea to breed dogs and have litter mates together.. as they'd refuse other dogs...

check out "natural mating:"

http://www.dogstardaily.com/training/eugenics-or-dysgenics

more reading:

http://www.suite101.com/content/why-raising-two-puppies-together-is-not-a-good-i-a160357

http://hubpages.com/hub/Pros-and-Cons-of-Raising-Two-Litter-Mate-Dogs

http://jehanebordeaux.webs.com/puppydevelopment.htm

 

 

because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

I'll say this once and only once. All girls think they're fat. You're not fat.

 

Even the girls who are fat usually are just genetically so.

I have fat in me.:mellow:

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because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

I'll say this once and only once. All girls think they're fat. You're not fat.

 

Even the girls who are fat usually are just genetically so.

i don't believe the whole "genetically fat" thing, maybe you're more succeptable, but if you're fat, it's your fault.

I've known Dylan since we were 4. We always did stuff together forever, and got a lot of exercise together. Whereas I lost my weight, he never did, and so today he's pretty heavy. For most of middle school he was more active than I was. I just have the ability to lose weight, whereas he doesn't. Yes, he could get skinny if he tried. But that would be really hard. A lot more difficult for him than for me.

If everything was easy, everyone would do it.

This so much.

I would be so much fitter than I am now. But I'm just too damn preoccupied, and lazy, with other things.

However, I am going to to fix that

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

I'll say this once and only once. All girls think they're fat. You're not fat.

 

Even the girls who are fat usually are just genetically so.

i don't believe the whole "genetically fat" thing, maybe you're more succeptable, but if you're fat, it's your fault.

I've known Dylan since we were 4. We always did stuff together forever, and got a lot of exercise together. Whereas I lost my weight, he never did, and so today he's pretty heavy. For most of middle school he was more active than I was. I just have the ability to lose weight, whereas he doesn't. Yes, he could get skinny if he tried. But that would be really hard. A lot more difficult for him than for me.

If everything was easy, everyone would do it.

This so much.

I would be so much fitter than I am now. But I'm just too damn preoccupied, and lazy, with other things.

However, I am going to to fix that

 

you also need to watch your diet if you wanna lose weight fast.. eat more fruits and veggies.

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because.. you have to wonder what is normal.. what is attractive....

 

On my normal days.. I weigh about 115lbs..and I'd have a poofy stomach and consider myself fat.. Then I actually got a little fat.. and suddenly my weight before was quite fine! I think it's impossible for me to know if I'm attractive or not...

 

I once had a bf who was only with me for my body.. he couldn't care less about my personality. He uttered the phrase "Rachael I know you're smart, but you don't have to talk so much" [when I put forth my opinion about something, or corrected him infront of his friends. He also was deeply insecure and hated it when I "spoiled" his fun by pointing out how his fantasies/delusions were stupid and not able to be done in real life due to lack of funds, physics etc.

 

I'd talk more about him.. except for the fact that females complaining about their boyfriends are generally considered to be still in love with them etc.

I'll say this once and only once. All girls think they're fat. You're not fat.

 

Even the girls who are fat usually are just genetically so.

i don't believe the whole "genetically fat" thing, maybe you're more succeptable, but if you're fat, it's your fault.

I've known Dylan since we were 4. We always did stuff together forever, and got a lot of exercise together. Whereas I lost my weight, he never did, and so today he's pretty heavy. For most of middle school he was more active than I was. I just have the ability to lose weight, whereas he doesn't. Yes, he could get skinny if he tried. But that would be really hard. A lot more difficult for him than for me.

If everything was easy, everyone would do it.

This so much.

I would be so much fitter than I am now. But I'm just too damn preoccupied, and lazy, with other things.

However, I am going to to fix that

 

you also need to watch your diet if you wanna lose weight fast.. eat more fruits and veggies.

I know, I know.

I know and have what I need to do, but I'm just not using them.

Its like an artist having paint and a canvas, but not painting because he/ she doesn't want to.

Which reminds me, this homework...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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That makes sense, I grew up with the girl I loved before, and I couldn't give up on her until she broke me completely.

 

You could find out if you're attractive by posting a pic and let us rate you. But you don't want to do tha, do you?

my pic is somewhere up.. but I don't need to be rated.

What? I can't find anything.

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@silver

grrr...all of these articles say the cons of litter mates.. but growing up and being interested in dogs.. I was told that it was a bad idea to breed dogs and have litter mates together.. as they'd refuse other dogs...

check out "natural mating:"

http://www.dogstardaily.com/training/eugenics-or-dysgenics

more reading:

http://www.suite101.com/content/why-raising-two-puppies-together-is-not-a-good-i-a160357

http://hubpages.com/hub/Pros-and-Cons-of-Raising-Two-Litter-Mate-Dogs

http://jehanebordeaux.webs.com/puppydevelopment.htm

 

Didn't see anything about it in the first article, will keep reading.

 

Second Article; Half dog syndrome: Dog Stockholm syndrome? Doesn't say it won't mate with others though.

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