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That makes sense, I grew up with the girl I loved before, and I couldn't give up on her until she broke me completely.

 

You could find out if you're attractive by posting a pic and let us rate you. But you don't want to do tha, do you?

my pic is somewhere up.. but I don't need to be rated.

What? I can't find anything.

 

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Its a couple of pages after or before the forbidden pages, if I recall.

And its just some picture with those stupid webcam things, like sunglasses or an over sized mouth or something...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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You're starting to sound pretty creepy Mather.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I saw about how they have trouble bonding with the owner, which doesn't surprise me, it's like having a close friend and then some bonehead says "HEY I WANnA BE YOUR FRIEND TOO!" And you of course will be like, "Uh, gtfo?"

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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no...

 

and..

 

Regurgitating of food by the females and direct choosing of only one mate has been observed even in those semi-feral dogs of direct domestic dog ancestry. Also regurgitating of food by males has been observed in free-ranging domestic dogs.

http://www.paralumun.com/dogs.htm

 

 

 

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I saw about how they have trouble bonding with the owner, which doesn't surprise me, it's like having a close friend and then some bonehead says "HEY I WANnA BE YOUR FRIEND TOO!" And you of course will be like, "Uh, gtfo?"

Hehe, that pretty much happened to me, now I trust the "bonehead" more than the other friend.

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So my Highschool soccer team played this team of disabled, wheelchairs, [developmentally delayed]ed, 5th grade girls.

And lost.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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no...

and..

Regurgitating of food by the females and direct choosing of only one mate has been observed even in those semi-feral dogs of direct domestic dog ancestry. Also regurgitating of food by males has been observed in free-ranging domestic dogs.

http://www.paralumun.com/dogs.htm

A female choosing a superior male? The ALPHA male? Wait, isn't that what I said?

 

Get a new alpha male and show me that all the females don't try to mate with the alpha.

 

Example: Female tree frogs try to mate with the male with the loudest and deepest ribbit(as it implies a stronger male and better genes). As she tries to reach him lesser males essentially try to "rape" her, she tries to keep them off and get the the superior male.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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[hide=Meanwhile in the Today thread]

This isn't forum games. Stop posting useless images.

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[hide=Meanwhile in the Today thread]

This isn't forum games. Stop posting useless images.

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DAT TODAY THREAD.

 

So how's it hanging Mather?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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This was an interesting day of posting.

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Good.

 

Apparently I've got some incredible willpower, I've browsed the entire first page of funnyjunk + some later pictures without getting a boner.

How do you get a boner from funnyjunk...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Good.

 

Apparently I've got some incredible willpower, I've browsed the entire first page of funnyjunk + some later pictures without getting a boner.

How do you get a boner from funnyjunk...

I haven't been on funnyjunk in like, three years...

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Yeah I made an account to post stuff without being anon, couldn't find nsfw. Oh well if I want porn I have /b/.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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brb guys, moving comp into my room, you want end look?

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancing

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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DAT SECKS? With that chick who we thought you raped or whatnot?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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