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what the [bleep] is going on

my friend is having relationship problems and shes freaking out

everyone i know personally is depressed

im still mind [bleep]ed from pepsigirl

i just wanna jump out the window

1. Girls freak out about everything, it is in their nature

2. Slap the emos silly and make then drink you piss, which is excellence

3. Girls do that. Just act like you know whats happening.

4. Wut. No. You piss excellence. You are a member of /FG/! Pull yourself together! YOU ARE ALPHA AS [bleep]! When you walk down the street some nerdy girl peeks out the window and insta-gasms, such is the level of your awesome. This window jumping is fool's talk.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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@Dax: Why not get out of your house and go chill at your ladyfriend's?

 

[bleep] today felt like it took forever. I swear one of my teachers stopped breathing for a good 10 minutes. (He was asleep, as always)

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@wits:

 

You got incredibly sick and went into a coma and lost a lot of weight becoming incredibly hot. Having to live without you halo realized he loved you, while professing his love to you and sobbing, you awake, he is unaware you have awoken so you hear of his love. You then say "I love you too halo." You get up, lock the door and proceed to have passionate secks with halo. Then he woke up.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You got incredibly sick and went into a coma and lost a lot of weight becoming incredibly hot. Having to live without you halo realized he loved you, while professing his love to you and sobbing, you awake, he is unaware you have awoken so you hear of his love. You then say "I love you too halo." You get up, lock the door and proceed to have passionate secks with halo. Then he woke up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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*tosses dax a pepsi*

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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i already lost my double-chin..

 

i still have fat on my butt, thighs, stomach, breasts and sides...

 

i'm hoping to lose my breasts.

 

in five weeks i have externship... and i'll lose weight then drastically.

 

my original goal was to lose a few pounds a month.

 

not goood!

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i already lost my double-chin..

 

i still have fat on my butt, thighs, stomach, breasts and sides...

 

i'm hoping to lose my breasts.

 

in five weeks i have externship... and i'll lose weight then drastically.

 

my original goal was to lose a few pounds a month.

 

not goood!

Do one of those thingys where u take a picture every day and observe the change.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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@wits:

 

You got incredibly sick and went into a coma and lost a lot of weight becoming incredibly hot. Having to live without you halo realized he loved you, while professing his love to you and sobbing, you awake, he is unaware you have awoken so you hear of his love. You then say "I love you too halo." You get up, lock the door and proceed to have passionate secks with halo. Then he woke up.

 

 

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That's not the full story, bearbro.

 

We must go deeper!

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@wits:

 

You got incredibly sick and went into a coma and lost a lot of weight becoming incredibly hot. Having to live without you halo realized he loved you, while professing his love to you and sobbing, you awake, he is unaware you have awoken so you hear of his love. You then say "I love you too halo." You get up, lock the door and proceed to have passionate secks with halo. Then he woke up.

 

 

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That's not the full story, bearbro.

 

We must go deeper!

SHUT UP YOU!!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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DEEPER!

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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