Last one to post wins

[H2PM]

It's for extra credit. Not homework.

[champion]

That's even better.

[silver_wits]

i never do hw.. unless its getting graded...

[H2PM]

Which is all the homework at highschool.

[champion]

i never do hw.. unless its getting graded...

why the [bleep] else would you do homework

[Goonstalf]

i can form babbies wit u all? :3

We shall make beautiful babies together.

[blaah]

Wits what are you in school for? Last time I knew what you were up to in life was when you were 19/20 doing xbox tech support

[Jehosaphat]

i can form babbies wit u all? :3

We shall make beautiful babies together.

What.

[blaah]

I was gone for nine minutes, I expected nine posts. Sorely disappointed.

[H2PM]

Well excuuuuuuuse me princess.

[SeanyTheSailor]

Twas before your time Stork.

 

Also,

SeanyTheBear's Vampire Survival Guide(conceived in my study(the shower) where I have all of my great thoughts)

1. Garlic Bread. eat lots.

2. Crosses. get cross necklace and/or cross tatoo, as I'm pretty sure any sign of the cross "hurts" them.

3. Holy water+ fog machine. why has no one thought of this?

4. Bow or crossbow+wooden arrows/bolts. If you plan on using a bow you'll want to practice a lot beforehand.

[blaah]

 

You're talking to a random stranger.

 

You: Hey

Stranger: Zombie Apocalypse

Stranger: you ready for it?

You: Probably not unless they're slow

Stranger: yeah huh

Stranger: got 200 rounds of AK and UMP

Stranger: my house

You: Otherwise I'm screwed

Stranger: pretty intense [cabbage] right?

You: Yeah I don't have anything, hopefully neighbors do

Stranger: what u got there?

Stranger: i was setting up mines and cameras today

You: Ohnice, I'm a procrastinator

Stranger: got a lab down my stairs, upgrading for the next month

Stranger: yeahh i was once like that

Stranger: and one round came in

You: Theyll be knocking on my door before i react

Stranger: destroyed my home town dwag :\

You: Ahh sucks

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: so yeah

You: I'd freak out

Stranger: those crazy zombies gonna get some crap

Stranger: gotta have

Stranger: 1) cardio

You: At least you lived through it

Stranger: 2) dont ever take off ur left sock

Stranger: yeah man

Stranger: killed the last one

Stranger: with my bare hands

You: Intense

Stranger: mhmm boss

Stranger: so yeahhh mines, guns, turrets

Stranger: what else i need man?

You: Stuff to survive yourself? Food and that

Stranger: yeahh whatelse

You: If you start starving shooting them won't save you

Stranger: to kill and stuff

You: A sturdy vehicle

Stranger: ok, a CRAP load of pizza

Stranger: yeah got that

You: Tank or rocket

Stranger: my jeep,

Stranger: tank, check

You: Is it fast?

Stranger: ehhh thinking bout rocket

Stranger: jeep, HELL yeahhh

Stranger: loud speackers,

You: Yeahh offroader

You: Pounding bass, beastly

Stranger: got turrets loaded in the back

Stranger: yup

Stranger: 2(14) bass amps

You: Zombies react to that?

Stranger: big time

Stranger: they slow down

Stranger: 10%

Stranger: good stuff

Stranger: got my bro in back jeep

You: Ohyeah fast car loud speakers, sweet

Stranger: sis is working on her lambo

Stranger: yeahh i mite armor it up a bit more

Stranger: nice front

You: Just to be safe

Stranger: smash those boys

Stranger: yeahhh

Stranger: and dont foret about those twinkeys

You: Ahh right

Stranger: gotta get some before they run out u know?

Stranger: yeahhh

You: Yeah for sure

Stranger: gotta check facbeook

Stranger: see if all my buds are ready

Stranger: going up to LA and vegas

Stranger: to check on checkpoints

You: Get an army assembled

Stranger: got scouts up at East

You: Yeahhh

Stranger: one up at washington

You: Keep track of everyone

Stranger: border from the russia

Stranger: totaaly

Stranger: one preson infected

Stranger: killed, without a douvt

Stranger: doubt

You: Yeah shame

Stranger: attaack dogs, elephants, tigers

You: Win some lose some

Stranger: sturdy anumals

Stranger: great for killing

You: No kidding

Stranger: yeah thats how this goes

Stranger: last time when they came

Stranger: seven of my snippers died

Stranger: 2 survived

Stranger: got sneaked up on :( so gonna get some guard dogs soon

You: Yeahh high mortality rates but that's why it's an apocalypse eh

Stranger: yup

Stranger: tough [cabbage] dawg

You: Yeah big loud dogs, don't get attached though just in case sometime happens to them

Stranger: those boys aint dieing with one shot

Stranger: o we know twhen dogs are infected

Stranger: got some people watching them, and people watching over those people

Stranger: cant trust anyone, but u and ur friends

You: Nice good network

Stranger: yeah

You: Just gotta know you can't trust friends once they're infected

Stranger: got the ZACW team

You: Gotta shoot fast

Stranger: yeah wanna join

Stranger: Zombie Assasnation CrewWorkers

You: Probably a good plan, sure

You: Ahh beastly

Stranger: great people

Stranger: good shooters

Stranger: sponspered by RUssia

Stranger: good guns

Stranger: they sending stuff over

You: Any nukes?

Stranger: ehh dangerous we're saying

You: Yeah good judgement call

Stranger: we got two loaded down at the dock

You: Planes and subs?

Stranger: incass

Stranger: the east is screwed

Stranger: 5 US military subs and 4 jets

Stranger: from CHina

Stranger: trying to make an alliance with Russia tho

You: Haha tight

Stranger: thats on our side

Stranger: every base down east got more

Stranger: sending more of my men down farther west, they got some going after them

You: Oh sucks

Stranger: they doing great tho

You: You all have quite the system though sounds like

Stranger: up in the mountains

Stranger: yeah have to be organized

Stranger: snipers, guards

Stranger: heavy duty

You: Oh yeah, slow down the zombies and push them off cliffs

Stranger: plenty of cliffs up at Yosemite

Stranger: not much at yellowstone

Stranger: we dont have one there, too flat of a landscape

Stranger: not good for Zombie Apocalypse

You: Hot springs though and plenty of stuff associated withthe underground volcano

Stranger: fast people if u dont got those amp systems set up

Stranger: NICE, i might have to do that

You: Yeah tech really helps

Stranger: big time

Stranger: sent some of my men down the Japan

You: Gotta have brains, all the zombies have is hunger for us, no other motivation

Stranger: to learn some Samuri thingy

Stranger: yeahh yeah

Stranger: none came back

Stranger: so we know Japan is done for

Stranger: gotta nuke that place, first Tokyo and then the minor cities

Stranger: all we know is, theyre going for Taiwan, south and north korea next

You: Yeahh there's still radiation from WWII down there too in japan

You: At least they're moving that direction

Stranger: yeah radiation = bad zombies

Stranger: brings us more time

Stranger: soon, they oing to be over sea into the west coast

You: Tpugh

Stranger: border lines and patrols are set on the city beaches

You: Tough *

Stranger: none spotted yet

You: Yeah be prepared for sures

Stranger: thats good tho

You: Got helicopters or anything over the ocean?

You: Spotters in Hawaii?

Stranger: more time = better tech and bases

Stranger: yeah

You: Yeah definitely

Stranger: HUGE more over islands at hawaii

Stranger: one is under water

You: Yeah and again there's volcanoes there

Stranger: got radar down there, surprise attack

You: And in the ocean

Stranger: tech cant defeat the heat tho, trouble on that part

Stranger: working on subs and more advanced torpedos

Stranger: torpedos size of swimming pools

You: Yeah are the zombies faster or slower through water?

Stranger: badass

Stranger: depends,

Stranger: those asians

Stranger: they despearte for brains

Stranger: so we're guessing they gonna be fast

You: Since they're all so tech savvy already, instinct for brains I suppose

Stranger: tech in the west is superb, they mite take boats and ships from there

Stranger: yup

Stranger: boat ships are been formed in the east coast

Stranger: we're suspecting the british

Stranger: havent kept in contact with them in awhile

You: People just gotta get along and unite again

Stranger: yess

You: WWIII world against zombies

Stranger: UNITED states

Stranger: of america

Stranger: yup

You: Yeah

Stranger: streets are going to be filled

Stranger: with dead, zombies, everything

You: Glocks standard on the common people?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: state building

Stranger: has great patrol guards around

Stranger: some of my very own

You: Awesome

Stranger: thought by the Russians

Stranger: taught

You: Gotta move the incapable underground, working on that too?

Stranger: russians dont play games

Stranger: got some tunnels going

Stranger: slow process tho

You: Use tue old Mexican drug tunnels

Stranger: plenty of rivers, omuntains and others

You: Some of those are forever long

Stranger: we mite have to dig it ibbger tho

Stranger: bigger*

Stranger: we got tanks, rockets, and all up in there

You: Yeah at least there's a start

Stranger: they the size of buildings underground

Stranger: great start

You: Sweet

Stranger: it connects into Mexico city too

You: Any zombies cross into Alaska yet?

Stranger: strike attack

Stranger: as far as we know

Stranger: Alaska's transmiter, radar, everything they got

Stranger: is dead

Stranger: uper part of the North America is abandoned

Stranger: some managed to escape

You: Yeah there were less people there to start anyway

Stranger: but they brought a scent, so zombies can sense them here in the US

Stranger: not worth it

Stranger: cold weather, bad conditions

Stranger: hard to work zombies up there

Stranger: too far from tech

You: Yeah barren

You: Undeveloped

Stranger: yeah, too unexplored

Stranger: excatly

Stranger: the big lakes in the east are being covered

You: Take advantage of developed populated areas

Stranger: yup

Stranger: big lakes are great

Stranger: maybe our last base if we get overran

Stranger: in every lake, at the bottom

Stranger: theres tunnels drilled halfway into earth

Stranger: other tunnels from above transfering supplies

You: In the great lakes huron Ontario Michigan Erie superior?

Stranger: 20 big storage rooms, enough to feed China's population

Stranger: yes

Stranger: all those

Stranger: up in the northeast of America

You: Anyone down in coal mines out east?

Stranger: abandoned sadly :P miners and workers got scared

Stranger: moved out as quick as they came in

Stranger: mines were destroyed

Stranger: derty, hard to build back up

You: What happened to the us oil reserve, run out?

Stranger: not worth it

Stranger: still running, we need oil

Stranger: other sis is working on running vehicals with water, air and pressure

Stranger: coming out real good

Stranger: runs 2 days without a prob

You: Yeah tech shoulda been there already, lameass scientists

Stranger: improvements are needed tho

Stranger: stupid sceintists.. worrying buot global warming

Stranger: theres effing zombies out there

Stranger: get ur facts straight

You: Yeah no joke

Stranger: lets get those freaking transfering machines working already

Stranger: revival kits

You: Which?

Stranger: all those can be developed

Stranger: just thoughts haha

Stranger: got war scientists from around the war at my lab 2 days ago

Stranger: working their ass off on one shot kill guns for zombie

Stranger: AMAZING gun, gotta try it out urself

You: Amazing sounding

Stranger: recoil, low, light and portable

You: I'll have to try

Stranger: got a factory going for that

Stranger: sending it to war factories around the US

Stranger: Russia working on improving that weakass desert eagle

You: Noice

Stranger: to have a power of the E17Y6

Stranger: new gun that was developed last week

Stranger: pistol

You: Sweet a

Stranger: [cabbage]

Stranger: east is under attack

Stranger: got a report

Stranger: zombies coming in with jetskis

Stranger: o [cabbage]

You: Oh no how?

Stranger: dunno

Stranger: those British

Stranger: gotta take em out

Stranger: sending my subs out from west

Stranger: they'll get there before them

Stranger: jetskis are slow

Stranger: got boomboxes slowing them down so far

Stranger: E12 helps

You: Nice fosho

Stranger: alright, imma go down and help

Stranger: cya man

You: Goodluck

Stranger: go round up some men for me

You: I'll try

Stranger: send them to 1782 W

Stranger: Nicetalkingtoyou Lane

Stranger: 696738

Stranger: cya man remember

You: K man be safe kill zombies

Stranger: keep ur left sock on ;)

Stranger: alright

Stranger: peace

You: Oh yeah

Stranger: dont ever sleep sage

Stranger: safe

You: Bye

Stranger: Bye lutendent

The Stranger has disconnected.

 

 

 

Don't hit me if the tags are wrong! Omegle conversation, seems relevant.

[champion]

Filling out my National Honor(s?) Society application right now. Should be pretty easy because I have like no examples of leadership and volunteering LOL. But the lady basically said if you apply you get in. [bleep] yeeeeah.

[H2PM]

 

You're talking to a random stranger.

 

You: Hey

Stranger: Zombie Apocalypse

Stranger: you ready for it?

You: Probably not unless they're slow

Stranger: yeah huh

Stranger: got 200 rounds of AK and UMP

Stranger: my house

You: Otherwise I'm screwed

Stranger: pretty intense [cabbage] right?

You: Yeah I don't have anything, hopefully neighbors do

Stranger: what u got there?

Stranger: i was setting up mines and cameras today

You: Ohnice, I'm a procrastinator

Stranger: got a lab down my stairs, upgrading for the next month

Stranger: yeahh i was once like that

Stranger: and one round came in

You: Theyll be knocking on my door before i react

Stranger: destroyed my home town dwag :\

You: Ahh sucks

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: so yeah

You: I'd freak out

Stranger: those crazy zombies gonna get some crap

Stranger: gotta have

Stranger: 1) cardio

You: At least you lived through it

Stranger: 2) dont ever take off ur left sock

Stranger: yeah man

Stranger: killed the last one

Stranger: with my bare hands

You: Intense

Stranger: mhmm boss

Stranger: so yeahhh mines, guns, turrets

Stranger: what else i need man?

You: Stuff to survive yourself? Food and that

Stranger: yeahh whatelse

You: If you start starving shooting them won't save you

Stranger: to kill and stuff

You: A sturdy vehicle

Stranger: ok, a CRAP load of pizza

Stranger: yeah got that

You: Tank or rocket

Stranger: my jeep,

Stranger: tank, check

You: Is it fast?

Stranger: ehhh thinking bout rocket

Stranger: jeep, HELL yeahhh

Stranger: loud speackers,

You: Yeahh offroader

You: Pounding bass, beastly

Stranger: got turrets loaded in the back

Stranger: yup

Stranger: 2(14) bass amps

You: Zombies react to that?

Stranger: big time

Stranger: they slow down

Stranger: 10%

Stranger: good stuff

Stranger: got my bro in back jeep

You: Ohyeah fast car loud speakers, sweet

Stranger: sis is working on her lambo

Stranger: yeahh i mite armor it up a bit more

Stranger: nice front

You: Just to be safe

Stranger: smash those boys

Stranger: yeahhh

Stranger: and dont foret about those twinkeys

You: Ahh right

Stranger: gotta get some before they run out u know?

Stranger: yeahhh

You: Yeah for sure

Stranger: gotta check facbeook

Stranger: see if all my buds are ready

Stranger: going up to LA and vegas

Stranger: to check on checkpoints

You: Get an army assembled

Stranger: got scouts up at East

You: Yeahhh

Stranger: one up at washington

You: Keep track of everyone

Stranger: border from the russia

Stranger: totaaly

Stranger: one preson infected

Stranger: killed, without a douvt

Stranger: doubt

You: Yeah shame

Stranger: attaack dogs, elephants, tigers

You: Win some lose some

Stranger: sturdy anumals

Stranger: great for killing

You: No kidding

Stranger: yeah thats how this goes

Stranger: last time when they came

Stranger: seven of my snippers died

Stranger: 2 survived

Stranger: got sneaked up on :( so gonna get some guard dogs soon

You: Yeahh high mortality rates but that's why it's an apocalypse eh

Stranger: yup

Stranger: tough [cabbage] dawg

You: Yeah big loud dogs, don't get attached though just in case sometime happens to them

Stranger: those boys aint dieing with one shot

Stranger: o we know twhen dogs are infected

Stranger: got some people watching them, and people watching over those people

Stranger: cant trust anyone, but u and ur friends

You: Nice good network

Stranger: yeah

You: Just gotta know you can't trust friends once they're infected

Stranger: got the ZACW team

You: Gotta shoot fast

Stranger: yeah wanna join

Stranger: Zombie Assasnation CrewWorkers

You: Probably a good plan, sure

You: Ahh beastly

Stranger: great people

Stranger: good shooters

Stranger: sponspered by RUssia

Stranger: good guns

Stranger: they sending stuff over

You: Any nukes?

Stranger: ehh dangerous we're saying

You: Yeah good judgement call

Stranger: we got two loaded down at the dock

You: Planes and subs?

Stranger: incass

Stranger: the east is screwed

Stranger: 5 US military subs and 4 jets

Stranger: from CHina

Stranger: trying to make an alliance with Russia tho

You: Haha tight

Stranger: thats on our side

Stranger: every base down east got more

Stranger: sending more of my men down farther west, they got some going after them

You: Oh sucks

Stranger: they doing great tho

You: You all have quite the system though sounds like

Stranger: up in the mountains

Stranger: yeah have to be organized

Stranger: snipers, guards

Stranger: heavy duty

You: Oh yeah, slow down the zombies and push them off cliffs

Stranger: plenty of cliffs up at Yosemite

Stranger: not much at yellowstone

Stranger: we dont have one there, too flat of a landscape

Stranger: not good for Zombie Apocalypse

You: Hot springs though and plenty of stuff associated withthe underground volcano

Stranger: fast people if u dont got those amp systems set up

Stranger: NICE, i might have to do that

You: Yeah tech really helps

Stranger: big time

Stranger: sent some of my men down the Japan

You: Gotta have brains, all the zombies have is hunger for us, no other motivation

Stranger: to learn some Samuri thingy

Stranger: yeahh yeah

Stranger: none came back

Stranger: so we know Japan is done for

Stranger: gotta nuke that place, first Tokyo and then the minor cities

Stranger: all we know is, theyre going for Taiwan, south and north korea next

You: Yeahh there's still radiation from WWII down there too in japan

You: At least they're moving that direction

Stranger: yeah radiation = bad zombies

Stranger: brings us more time

Stranger: soon, they oing to be over sea into the west coast

You: Tpugh

Stranger: border lines and patrols are set on the city beaches

You: Tough *

Stranger: none spotted yet

You: Yeah be prepared for sures

Stranger: thats good tho

You: Got helicopters or anything over the ocean?

You: Spotters in Hawaii?

Stranger: more time = better tech and bases

Stranger: yeah

You: Yeah definitely

Stranger: HUGE more over islands at hawaii

Stranger: one is under water

You: Yeah and again there's volcanoes there

Stranger: got radar down there, surprise attack

You: And in the ocean

Stranger: tech cant defeat the heat tho, trouble on that part

Stranger: working on subs and more advanced torpedos

Stranger: torpedos size of swimming pools

You: Yeah are the zombies faster or slower through water?

Stranger: badass

Stranger: depends,

Stranger: those asians

Stranger: they despearte for brains

Stranger: so we're guessing they gonna be fast

You: Since they're all so tech savvy already, instinct for brains I suppose

Stranger: tech in the west is superb, they mite take boats and ships from there

Stranger: yup

Stranger: boat ships are been formed in the east coast

Stranger: we're suspecting the british

Stranger: havent kept in contact with them in awhile

You: People just gotta get along and unite again

Stranger: yess

You: WWIII world against zombies

Stranger: UNITED states

Stranger: of america

Stranger: yup

You: Yeah

Stranger: streets are going to be filled

Stranger: with dead, zombies, everything

You: Glocks standard on the common people?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: state building

Stranger: has great patrol guards around

Stranger: some of my very own

You: Awesome

Stranger: thought by the Russians

Stranger: taught

You: Gotta move the incapable underground, working on that too?

Stranger: russians dont play games

Stranger: got some tunnels going

Stranger: slow process tho

You: Use tue old Mexican drug tunnels

Stranger: plenty of rivers, omuntains and others

You: Some of those are forever long

Stranger: we mite have to dig it ibbger tho

Stranger: bigger*

Stranger: we got tanks, rockets, and all up in there

You: Yeah at least there's a start

Stranger: they the size of buildings underground

Stranger: great start

You: Sweet

Stranger: it connects into Mexico city too

You: Any zombies cross into Alaska yet?

Stranger: strike attack

Stranger: as far as we know

Stranger: Alaska's transmiter, radar, everything they got

Stranger: is dead

Stranger: uper part of the North America is abandoned

Stranger: some managed to escape

You: Yeah there were less people there to start anyway

Stranger: but they brought a scent, so zombies can sense them here in the US

Stranger: not worth it

Stranger: cold weather, bad conditions

Stranger: hard to work zombies up there

Stranger: too far from tech

You: Yeah barren

You: Undeveloped

Stranger: yeah, too unexplored

Stranger: excatly

Stranger: the big lakes in the east are being covered

You: Take advantage of developed populated areas

Stranger: yup

Stranger: big lakes are great

Stranger: maybe our last base if we get overran

Stranger: in every lake, at the bottom

Stranger: theres tunnels drilled halfway into earth

Stranger: other tunnels from above transfering supplies

You: In the great lakes huron Ontario Michigan Erie superior?

Stranger: 20 big storage rooms, enough to feed China's population

Stranger: yes

Stranger: all those

Stranger: up in the northeast of America

You: Anyone down in coal mines out east?

Stranger: abandoned sadly :P miners and workers got scared

Stranger: moved out as quick as they came in

Stranger: mines were destroyed

Stranger: derty, hard to build back up

You: What happened to the us oil reserve, run out?

Stranger: not worth it

Stranger: still running, we need oil

Stranger: other sis is working on running vehicals with water, air and pressure

Stranger: coming out real good

Stranger: runs 2 days without a prob

You: Yeah tech shoulda been there already, lameass scientists

Stranger: improvements are needed tho

Stranger: stupid sceintists.. worrying buot global warming

Stranger: theres effing zombies out there

Stranger: get ur facts straight

You: Yeah no joke

Stranger: lets get those freaking transfering machines working already

Stranger: revival kits

You: Which?

Stranger: all those can be developed

Stranger: just thoughts haha

Stranger: got war scientists from around the war at my lab 2 days ago

Stranger: working their ass off on one shot kill guns for zombie

Stranger: AMAZING gun, gotta try it out urself

You: Amazing sounding

Stranger: recoil, low, light and portable

You: I'll have to try

Stranger: got a factory going for that

Stranger: sending it to war factories around the US

Stranger: Russia working on improving that weakass desert eagle

You: Noice

Stranger: to have a power of the E17Y6

Stranger: new gun that was developed last week

Stranger: pistol

You: Sweet a

Stranger: [cabbage]

Stranger: east is under attack

Stranger: got a report

Stranger: zombies coming in with jetskis

Stranger: o [cabbage]

You: Oh no how?

Stranger: dunno

Stranger: those British

Stranger: gotta take em out

Stranger: sending my subs out from west

Stranger: they'll get there before them

Stranger: jetskis are slow

Stranger: got boomboxes slowing them down so far

Stranger: E12 helps

You: Nice fosho

Stranger: alright, imma go down and help

Stranger: cya man

You: Goodluck

Stranger: go round up some men for me

You: I'll try

Stranger: send them to 1782 W

Stranger: Nicetalkingtoyou Lane

Stranger: 696738

Stranger: cya man remember

You: K man be safe kill zombies

Stranger: keep ur left sock on ;)

Stranger: alright

Stranger: peace

You: Oh yeah

Stranger: dont ever sleep sage

Stranger: safe

You: Bye

Stranger: Bye lutendent

The Stranger has disconnected.

 

 

 

Don't hit me if the tags are wrong! Omegle conversation, seems relevant.

[H2PM]

I FOUND CYTOPLASM!!!

[blaah]

Yeah that conversation lasted quite a long time, I forgot about the length.

[champion]

My diet today:

Frosted Miniwheats

2 Pop-tarts

2 pieces of pizza

Chocolate milk

Diet Coke

Cheez-Its

Microwavable Chicken Breast

Cookies and Cream ice cream

 

Wow I seriously feel guilty. Brb gonna go get some carrots and water. This is the worst I've probably eaten in years lol.

[H2PM]

fat ass

[champion]

5'11" and 140 lbs. :(

[H2PM]

lolshort.

[champion]

[H2PM]

Pie is like the little shorty short in the group around these parts, since all the guys, I think, are at least over 6 feet.

[champion]

[name] and [name] are attending Make FACEBOOK Green for 4/20/2011.

 

lol are you [cabbage]ting me

[H2PM]

Lol potheads.

[jimmy_jim]

:arrow: