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Y'ALL SAY SODA EH?

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Meh I'm not particularly in a stalking mood.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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That's because the middle of the country is in like some wormhole of timey whimey wibbly wobbly stuff.

 

According to this Seany, you're right on the boarder.

you're right on the boarder.

on the boarder.

boarder.

 

321's riding somethin' eh?

 

 

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I strongly feel that /FG/ needs to do a cover of The Beach Boy's song Barbra Ann.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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If I wanted pop, I'd pop a ballon.

If I wanted soda, I'd buy a Dr.Pepper.

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Have you guys heard of "Minnesota Nice"?

That sounds like a sex maneuver.

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Have you guys heard of "Minnesota Nice"?

That sounds like a sex maneuver.

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Minnesota Nice:

Find a Midwestern wimmin, slip her roofies, right before she passes out tell her she's pretty, do the deed, in sharpie right on her breasts so when she awakes she reads, "You seem like a nice lady."

 

And that gentlemen is the Minnesota Nice.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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No, not a sexual maneuver. It's just that apparently Minnesotans are... nice. But I don't see it so much in young people because we're all douchey. Everywhere. The young people basically suck and I don't know how our generation will survive.

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No, not a sexual maneuver. It's just that apparently Minnesotans are... nice. But I don't see it so much in young people because we're all douchey. Everywhere. The young people basically suck and I don't know how our generation will survive.

Clearly you didn't read my post, the Minnesota Nice is in fact a sexual maneuver. Amusing we should be having this conversation as this is usually the type of convo we have on the lax bus.

 

For instance, the Dirty Russian. I can't go into many details, but it involves vodka and a prostitute.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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It's just that apparently Mainers are... nice. But I don't see it so much in young people because we're all douchey. Everywhere. The young people basically suck and I don't know how our generation will survive.

 

Same here sistah.

 

Just like when Seany said Mainers are like Canadians.

Hahahahha

No.

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I JUST CAME UP WITH SOMETHING AMAZING

 

I worship Ke$ha, well known fact. Infatuated with her. So I just realized my life dream. I want to go to a Ke$ha rave with my bffl, do insane but not quite deadly substances, enjoy blacklight and glowing shtuff, get crazy, wake up after it's all over in the messy place just me, bffl, and Ke$ha. Then a hot shirtless man will make us French toast and we will all sing an acoustic version of "Friday" together. The end.

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Tyler, I was wondering if you could help answer this question.

Now you and I both live in hick country and or have been exposed to their kind. My question is why do hicks like rap so much? Now I understand the difference between "wanabe gagnsters" but some hicks will listen to straight up rap. Wouldn't they listen to like country music or something like that?

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Tyler, I was wondering if you could help answer this question.

Now you and I both live in hick country and or have been exposed to their kind. My question is why do hicks like rap so much? Now I understand the difference between "wanabe gagnsters" but some hicks will listen to straight up rap. Wouldn't they listen to like country music or something like that?

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The hicks are modernizing. They only recently stopped using horses for transportation.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I thought they always used trucks/4-wheelers as a mode of transportation?

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Must be the hicks up here I'm thinking about.

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I thought they always used trucks/4-wheelers as a mode of transportation?

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Must be the hicks up here I'm thinking about.

yeah, they just recently switched to trucks and 4 wheelers.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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