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You could possibly creep Goon out enough that he wouldn't come back.

Then again, I'm thinking too hard about this.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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You could possibly creep Goon out enough that he wouldn't come back.

Then again, I'm thinking too hard about this.

i would open by introducing myself by my /FG/ name, and immediately address any creepiness, so hopefully he doesn't think we/I are totally detached from reality. Then of course, go on to explain that, we miss his company, and if possible would enjoy his return. Also, if he never plans to return we'd also like to know. So we can mourn his loss and move on.

 

Also, girlfriend is mad.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Or go the full extent and going to his house.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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We have Tyler for that, but he's as lazy as my cat.

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Attempted Goon Contact Poll

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Not counting anything but sure votes. Also, if you think it is too creepy, and want to vote no, but think other /FG/ers would get mad at you for it, you may PM me, and you have my word that you'll remain anonymous. I realize that over the internet that's a pretty [cabbage]ty deal, but it's all I've got to offer.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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So, recap of today, because I need to.

 

Started off ok. Played some Morrowind, derped around a little. My mom took me to town to buy new sandals, because my old ones, about 4 years old to be exact, had finally given up and broken. We looked a couple places, and in Famous Footwear, found a pair that were exactly like my old ones. I bought those, because, all things considered, the old ones had been the best pair of footwear I had ever owned. I wore them around for a while, and, to my utter, totally ecstatic amazement, found that one little piece rubbed against the top of my foot. It hadn't when I had walked around the store, only as soon as I got out. However, I hate taking shoes back, so I didn't say anything. 1/2 an hour later, when my mom had finally finished derping around in clothes, we went home. I helped make a salsa, which wasn't too bad.

 

Then, we went out to a fireworks get together with family, because it's the 3rd and whatnot. I had planned, with my parent's approval, to go out to S's house about 8 o'clock to see the big Kearney fireworks show. I ended up leaving the house at about 8 because I stuck around to eat, but I figured it would be fine, it wasn't a huge deal if I was late. I went back to my house to take a dump and change clothes.

 

That's when I got the message I posted earlier - my mom's friend had been in an accident on her bike and was in the hospital. The other friend who had been with her and was calling us sounded very frantic about it, so I figured either it was serious, or she was a very frantic person. But, because she was in the hospital, I figured it was serious enough. So I went back to my Uncle's house, and told my mom. She got worried right away, to the point where I almost didn't get to give her the number she was supposed to call. My dad took her to town, and I decided I was going to go to S's anyway, though at this point it was 8:45 or so.

 

My dad didn't seem particularly thrilled at the idea, but he said ok and left. At that point, I realized I had just been a complete [bleep] by ignoring my parents' friend, but I couldn't do much about it at that point. The road back to Kearney (My uncle lives in a town about 10 minutes away) is Highway 30, and I obviously drove it. I was driving along, and about halfway home, an suv that had been following me for a while started to peek around, looking to pass. I looked down at my speed, and I was going 60, which was the speed limit. Now, if there's one thing I hate when driving, it's people who pass me when I'm going the speed limit. So I stepped on the gas, gunned it up to 80, and got ahead of him. Then, a few miles later when we arrived at the no passing zone, I proceeded to go 40 mph in a 55, just to piss him off. He didn't try to pass me, and didn't seem particularly mad or anything. I got into town, realized exactly what I had done there, and pulled into a gas station to cool off. Bought a pop, and sat in my car for a while.

 

It was about 9:00 when I got going again, still going to S's house. The same thing happened again, though this time on a slower, 4 lane road, with the guy trying to go around me while I was going the speed limit. This time, I controlled myself and it turned out that he was turning right, so he had to be in the right lane, which made me feel better. However, when I got out to S's house, I realized just exactly what I had done, and how angry I was.

 

So, after texting, calling, and ringing the doorbell, all of which elicited no response, I left, knowing just how close I was to a meltdown. She returned my call while I was on the road home, and I did a horrible job explaining why I wasn't coming out. I pulled into my house, and parked the car in the truck spot, because my dad had the truck and it's a habit to park in the truck spot when nothing's there. I pulled out again, and went to park in the garage. Had myself stopped at a weird angle, I don't remember exactly why, but it wasn't for a dumb reason or anything. I just was. I think I had been going too fast to turn in. So I cranked my wheel, tapped on the gas, straightened myself a little, and floored the gas. I meant to hit the brake. Ran straight into the corner of the garage. Shut off the car, threw open the door, violently tossed my keys on the ground and just raged at the air. That was the final straw, I guess, the thing that broke the floodgates on my anger. Anger sobbed for a few minutes, and when I was calm, looked at the damage.

 

It's not particularly noticeable, thank god. It's going to hurt the value of the car, but it could definitely have been worse. Went inside, took a shower, put on jammies, and came downstairs and typed this.

 

Notes: I wasn't the only going to S's house that night. So yeah.

On the way to S's house I was listening to the radio. I heard the song "Tubthumping." Twice, between two different stations. I'm pretty sure my mom's friend is going to be fine.

 

tl;dr: I ranted for 20 minutes about my semi-crappy, kind bi-polar day.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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welp.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You could possibly creep Goon out enough that he wouldn't come back.

Then again, I'm thinking too hard about this.

i would open by introducing myself by my /FG/ name, and immediately address any creepiness, so hopefully he doesn't think we/I are totally detached from reality. Then of course, go on to explain that, we miss his company, and if possible would enjoy his return. Also, if he never plans to return we'd also like to know. So we can mourn his loss and move on.

 

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Attempted Goon Contact Poll

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Tyler needs more zen.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Well, not unanimous. won't be done.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I agree with what Tyler said, he's probably trying to forget this place.

 

Let the man have his peace. Let him come back on his own accord.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Attempted Goon Contact Poll

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Make that 5; this thread needs moar Goon.

Attempted Goon Contact Poll

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Against:1

 

I said unanimous though, so I'm afraid I won't be sending the message.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I don't think I will. My brother didn't get into any trouble at all the time he crashed the truck with 8 year old me in it.

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You never know unless you ask.

 

And that will be the last of my argument on the subject.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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It's time consuming. Plus, I've given out some information I regret sometimes, I've done some weird [cabbage]. If I could take back a lot of the stuff I've said in this thread, I would.

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Then again, Goon really didn't post anything for him to regret.

 

Just lots and lots of gifs.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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