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Yeah. I have a friend that when he gets pissed off at the world and hates everything, goes for a drive.

Worst idea there is. Waiting for the day he doesn't come back..

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I haven't had the chance to drive angrily. And I usually don't get angry, but when I do, its not good. I don't want to know what I'd do to a car if I'm behind the wheel angry.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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This almost makes me want to go back...

And dear god if I ever drive when I'm pissed off.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Get some good ol' fashion Tyler beer to wake your self up.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I see your point. I just don't want to be victimized or see other people victimized by her inevitable foul mood when they have nothing to do with her predicament.

Yeah, I can understand that.

 

 

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I have some upstairs, actually. I bought it at the gas station. Drank one sip, and decided I didn't want it at all.

 

On another note, I'm about 90% certain I'd be a violent drunk. Oh yeah.

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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Why the hell not? It's the United State's birthday! Celebrate a little!

Also, dat harmony posting.

 

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Parents?

Also, what's so bad about helmets? I've had a few occasions where a helmet saved my life.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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The friend that's in the hospital was in a bike crash and stuff. Said friend is rather not in good condition.

 

Helmets are uncomfortable and unnecessary. I've not worn one for ~9 years. I ride my bike every day. I crash an ungodly amount, as in like once a week. I have never had troubles with head injuries.

 

Helmets are unnecessary. Just like seatbelts.

 

(Really, I just don't want to waste my own money on one. But meeehhhh.)

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Uncomfortable?

Now you're just being nick picky. That's why you get one that fits you silly. And they're 15$.

 

Oh seatbelts are unnecessary too? It's because of people like you why some of us have to 200 god damn dollars for not wearing a [bleep]ing seatbelt.

Also, you're just being teen angst. Again, anger clouding your logic.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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A seatbelt isn't uncomfortable either.

Unless you have those cars that don't allow you to move some-what while buckled in, then I could understand where you're coming from.

But at the moment I'm certain you're just angry at everything. Which is again clouding your common sense/logical thinking.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I wear a seatbelt at all times. The joke there was that I started out with that first sentence, and realized how similar that was to seatbelt arguments and whatnot.

 

Well, except when my dad is helping me deliver papers. Then I don't wear a seatbelt because we're going ~5 mph and stopping every 100 feet and I have to lean out the window.

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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Certainly there are situations when seatbelts aren't necessary.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Damn, I feel extremely tired.

Oh yeah, I tried those sammiches the way you made them halo.

they goooooooood, but I melt the cheese a little before i put it on the toast.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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The toast melts the cheese guys...

I swear. :3

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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How thin do you slice the cheese?

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Just the regular cheese slices you get at stores.

 

Also, here's another tip:

Put the other slice of cheese on the already toasted sandwich to help it warm up and speed up the melting process.

 

Or you could do other warming methods.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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>cheese slices

That's not how I roll.

Blocks of cheese babay.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Oh well.

The only place to get that is at the hippy store. And [cabbage] there is expensive, cuz you know it's all organic n stuff.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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