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The puking thing reminds me of something a friend told me.

 

So, his roommate is a frat boy. One night he came in [cabbage]faced and tried climbing into his bed. He couldn't so he just lied on the floor. My friend thought nothing of it and went back to sleep.

 

But he woke up to splashing sounds. He thought it was his roommate puking into the toilet... but it was him puking off of his bed into the middle of the floor... :|

 

It was all cleaned up by the time he woke up though.

 

Funny thing is.. he's on the Leadership floor.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Yeah, if I descrived a few moments of my weekend out of context it'd sound like I partied hard. Guys didn't leave my room until 3:30AM Friday night/Saturday morning, I woke up on my floor Saturday, my friend puked in her lap, we all had random Taco John's cravings at 9:45 PM, my room wasn't empty again until 2AM, we woke up at 11 the next day because we were hungry for brunch... yeah.

 

Next time I'm not inviting Alec though. If someone is staying somewhere after being hinted at or told to leave, it's now called "pulling an Alec".

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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I'm supposed to have 2 + a 3 hour chem lab, but the lab was cancelled.

 

I'm hoping that for some reason, the classes are called tomorrow due to flash flooding, but that's not likely.

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I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Hello guests,

 

On behalf of everyone here at the American Red Cross I would like to thank you for your willingness to donate blood at this time. If you would be so kind as so to form an orderly line against that wall Monk will be with you shortly for your physical exam. Again, thank you for your donations.

 

Love,

Goon

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I collect the semen.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Dammit. I told myself that I wouldn't buy anymore stuff, but another one of my favorite bands just put up merch and I'm tempted to buy...

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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