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>faking being sick to skip school

>on the national honors society and taking AP classes

 

Well, I suppose ignorance is bliss.

This steak is really [bleep]ing good.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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part of the reason i didn't go to school today was because i was up until 1am doing work and studying for 4 tests today, then i realized there was no way i was gonna be able to do well on the tests, especially with like 4 hours of sleep, so then i just slept until 11.

 

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>Leave to uni

>Stand 10 minutes under the rain waiting for bus

>It's full

>Get late to class

>Stay for one hour, say [bleep] it, leave

>It's raining even harder, with thunder and all

>Get home

>Drink some hot chocolate

>Wrap up in a blanket and play vidya in my couch

 

MAXIMUM BALANCE OF GOOD AND BAD THINGS. NEUTRALITY ACHIEVED.

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>studying

>school on Thursday and Friday

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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so i think we all agree that i won here

>not balancing your work load properly

>winning

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Yes, I am so furious right now.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Try taking deep breasts

Sexy.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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I have an urge to play Runescape.

Hmmmm.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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I have an urge to play Runescape.

Hmmmm.

It's just gas, just ignore it.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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