Goonstalf Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I need to expound a little and BS it into a 2 page essay, but yeah, that's what I'm going with. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 [hide]Quenching Your Thirst at No Cost In my high school years my friends and I used to enjoy getting together, listening to music, hanging out, and having a good time in general. A large factor in how much we enjoyed our get-togethers was whether or not we had proper refreshments: beverages in particular. It was the general consensus of the group that everybody pitched in a certain amount of money and then whoever was legally able to purchase these certain beverages would go out and do so. Upon their return the festivities would begin and everybody would have an enjoyable evening. Unfortunately, however, there was the occasional attendee who would not contribute to the pool of money, but would later enjoy the delicious and thirst quenching beverages. This became a problem when these persons would drink such a large amount of our beverages without helping fund them, and then leave our social gathering to either attend another or do their own thing. To solve this situation we had to change the rules of the game. As a group, we decided that in order to partake in our delicious beverages one was required to pitch in a fair share of the cost. We felt this was fair to the group as a whole. As it turns out, many high school aged people enjoy the beverages that we were able to attain, but very few were willing to contribute to the cost. An unintended consequence of our decision came when we realized that with this new stipulation, our get-togethers were being frequented with fewer and fewer of our peers. In the end we felt that this was for the best and that the people that were willing to pay for the refreshments were the only people we wanted around anyway. [/hide] Lol wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Very nice. I'm impressed. I feel you should take out the line "whoever was legally able to purchase" to make it more ambigious. Make it something like, "whoever was willing to run and get drinks" My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 they key to bullshitting is to go off on tangents and pass it off as details. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 >[GotSpeed]_Mirai_Nikki_-_03_[D26FB1CA].mkv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 If you're really good, you write the tangents into the paper so that they can't be taken out with major restructuring. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I can't bring myself to work at all on my other essay for English. I hate English courses so much. So pointless. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Yup. English is the most frustrating non-art class. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 yup I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I could go for some Goon MilkTM right now. Too much hot sauce. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggfffffffffffffmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggddddddddddddddddddddd I can't do this. Tomorrow we're peer editing our second rough drafts. I might just keep my first draft and just say I changed it around. I honestly can't bring myself to work on it at all. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I hate English courses so much. So pointless. Also, [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 What kind of sandwich should I get at Subway for dinner? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 The beautiful thing about the Military is that everything you do has a point. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 http://www.sonytalk.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 So, I'm not going back until tomorrow. Might not go back until tomorrow night, depending on my Spanish professor's response to my "family emergency". /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 What kind of sandwich should I get at Subway for dinner? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 peanut butter and jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 http://www.sonytalk.com/No, seriosuly, someone get THE [bleep] in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 A meatball, Goon. Sub of the gods. Hey, Halo, guess what. You aren't going to catch up to me on profile views. (Though, it'll be close.) My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 http://www.sonytalk.com/No, seriosuly, someone get THE [bleep] in here.I don't get it. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Me either. What are we looking at Napalm? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 A meatball, Goon. Sub of the gods. Hey, Halo, guess what. You aren't going to catch up to me on profile views. (Though, it'll be close.)Too messy. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Ok. My second choice is always a steak and cheese with Sweet onion sauce. That's pretty good too. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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