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Also, did you know it's not illegal to ask a minor for sex when it's outside of the internet?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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What's the difference of calling someone a shithead and a [bleep]head?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Would do cross country if our school had it.

And soccer.

How I love soccer.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Adrenaline rushes and the endorphins once youre done make sports awesome.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Because there's more too it. Pretty much what Seany said.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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What's the difference of calling someone a shithead and a [bleep]head?

Insulting someone is still against the rules regardless of censor.

 

Scenario: Imagine you are meeting your girlfriend's strict, christian, grandparents for the first time. Would you rather say "shit" or "[bleep]" in front of them?

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I never understood why people enjoyed running around and getting tired and sweaty. I don't see any appeal in sports.

because athletes get all the ladies tbh

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Also competition.

And I like to run so why not be involved with stuff that I can run?

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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What's the difference of calling someone a shithead and a [bleep]head?

Insulting someone is still against the rules regardless of censor.

 

Scenario: Imagine you are meeting your girlfriend's strict, christian, grandparents for the first time. Would you rather say "shit" or "[bleep]" in front of them?

Neither. Since I've had experience in dealing with irrational people, it would be best to use no curse words in front of them.

 

Bad example, by the way.

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You could be fat and gross, or super skinny and weird. Or you can be mid-athletic and awesome. And the ladies love it. As well as shiny stuff. So when you sweat a lot and you're all shiny in the sun... do the math.

 

Now I must run.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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That example is like calling the regulars here strict, christian grandparents.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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That example is like calling the regulars here strict, christian grandparents.

Which some are actually. Not here, but definitely in other boards.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Some people do, others do it for fitness and the experience of comradery with their peers.

Sports are fun.

 

Zoe, the cat levels are dangerously low.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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That example is like calling the regulars here strict, christian grandparents.

Which some are actually. Not here, but definitely in other boards.

 

And that's where you show respect to them and adapt your language so it's not offensive to them.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Yeah no.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Speaking of strict Christians, last night, a girl was going around the school about 5 o'clock with a petition against a new abortion clinic in town. I was basically the only student still in the school. She found me and asked if I wanted to sign her petition.

 

I felt like a dick when I said no. I'm just glad no one I know was around.

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Also, never get steak from school lunches.

We had steak for lunch today and it was [bleep]ing awful. It was that shitty hamburger steak crap.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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