champion Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Dax and Monk and probably Goon are all Yes. I don't know about the others. I actually agree with Seany on this one.Monk is definitely a virgin, and even if he wasn't, the vast majority of the people in this thread would still be virgins. Where did you come up with the idea that monk wasn't a virgin? Why are you being illogical, abc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Monk has said in the past that he's had sex. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 No he hasn't. Monk has definitely never had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I remember him saying something along the lines of "Blah blah blah I try not to think about it while I'm in the act blah blah" Actually I wouldn't be surprised if I was the only virgin on that list. I'm sure it's not the case, but none of the others come off as incapable of getting laid to me. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 No he hasn't. Monk has definitely never had sex.Dunno why you think you can tell by the way people act. Apart from being able to tell people about it, it hasnt changed me a bit. Abc could probably get laid if he wanted to, he'd just have to pretend to be somebody that someone would want to have sex with for long enough. I had to go to church to get laid. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I remember him saying something along the lines of "Blah blah blah I try not to think about it while I'm in the act blah blah" Actually I wouldn't be surprised if I was the only virgin on that list. I'm sure it's not the case, but none of the others come off as incapable of getting laid to me.I don't know why you're doubting the list, it's pretty much completely accurate. I think Wits is the only one who's actually incapable of getting laid though. @seany monk has never had a girlfriend before, maybe he hired a hooker or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 wits has a vagina and a pulse. I garuntee you she can get laid. Who says they have to be your girlfriend? I would have happily nailed someone I wasn't dating, saves me the hassle of dumping them before I left. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I thought wits used to have a boyfriend. Also what Seany said. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Wits has had boyfriends, I'm pretty sure she's talked about physical mistakes i.e. sex But who knows, I could be wrong /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I actually imagine wits as being really nice/normal irl. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I remember when wits talked about her height/weight in like 2007/8 when I talked to her on her forum, she weighed less than me at the time and who knows she could be back below me again /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 @pie: Not going to disagree on that point. But reverting back to the original statement, if fluff didn't seem to have emotional issues, I'd do the deed. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Well, Wits has mentioned that she used to be good looking and have a boyfriend, so I don't think she's a virgin. But in reality, losing your virginity is rather insignificant. What matters is keeping the [kitty] raining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abc1230 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Every now and then I get all sad about being a perpetual virgin. Then I masturbate and think to myself "[bleep] [bleep]es". Edit: Oh, wow. That can actually be interpreted in two completely different ways. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 When was this? YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 >Going to the bathroom>Open hallway door>Look up just before closing it>Literally hundreds of those very small summer bugs that always fly to lights. God dammit, the second I turn off that light they'll all go to the screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Sweet I actually typed like that? Or was that pie being an impostor? If that was me someone shoulda slapped me to my senses. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 >Going to the bathroom>Open hallway door>Look up just before closing it>Literally hundreds of those very small summer bugs that always fly to lights. God dammit, the second I turn off that light they'll all go to the screen.I don't get it. You do or don't like them? YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Sweet I actually typed like that? Or was that pie being an impostor? If that was me someone shoulda slapped me to my senses.I was actually alternating between the Halos, but TheBear is indeed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 >Going to the bathroom>Open hallway door>Look up just before closing it>Literally hundreds of those very small summer bugs that always fly to lights. God dammit, the second I turn off that light they'll all go to the screen.I don't get it. You do or don't like them? I don't. They aren't gross, but they are annoying as [bleep]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Meh, oh well. Different time, different life. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 You're exactly the same. Don't deny it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I keep forgetting to ask. A lot of the black women that buy shit where I work have this red shit on their teeth. It doesn't look like blood. Any idea what it is? I've only noticed it on black women. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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