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Wait, so does Abc enjoy loli?

Abc is a pedophile, Dan.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Oh my, I wonder if there is any.

 

gee that was hard to find

 

>YAY! MY TWO FAVORITE KINDS OF MUSIC PUT TOGETHER!

 

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Also, playing a didgeridoo is harder than what it seems.

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It depends.... Anything from....

 

Eurobeat

 

 

 

to

 

Alternative Metal

 

 

 

to

 

Melodic Metal

 

 

 

to

 

Funk

 

 

 

Honestly, anything that suits my mood.

 

I also listen to random ass shit that nobody would even call music...

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>At bar with a couple bros.

>We've had a few drinks beforehand, alcohol's expensive, poorfag etc.

>We're talking at one of the tables, bar's fairly empty, it's a Monday night.

>My bros get up to check out the dance floor downstairs.

>I decide to stay at the table, I'm feeling slightly buzzed and am not feeling it.

>Out of nowhere this cute girl sits next to me.

>I'm totally surprised, girls don't usually talk to me.

>We get to talking, she's a Chemistry major, likes vidya, has the same awkward sense of humor as me.

>I'm [bleep]ing sold, maybe I'll get to seal the deal.

>She gets up to get a drink, asks if I want anything.

>I shake my head no, saying I sneaked in enough drinks for my buddies and I.

>She smiles and sits back down, says she's okay with that.

>Oh [bleep] yeah.

>I reach into my fanny pack and pull out two capri suns.

>She asks if I'm serious, obviously she's [bleep]ing impressed.

>Being the gentleman I am, I take the straw off of her pouch and gingerly stick it into the slot before I set up my command center.

>I pull out my totino's pizza rolls and a bunch of napkins.

>Dream girls gets my attention, something's wrong with her capri sun.

>I remember the capri suns are all full of spaghetti.

>I take off my fedora and pull out another capri sun.

>I offer it to her, she's admiring my bald spot.

>I tell her this one's full of ice cream.

>I mash it up so she can drink it.

>She reaches across the table and claws me in the face.

>I freak out (this girl just [bleep]ing mauled me in the face).

>She grabs my fanny pack and leaves.

>I burst into treats.

>My dream girl was a bear the whole time.

 

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I kind of want to spam autoplay this in the Pony thread.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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