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Tuesday and Wednesday will be long, but the rest of the day will be mightyfine.

My favorite school day is long. On monday I have class from 10am-9pm. First class from 10-12, then have lunch at subway. I get a foot long, iced tea, and cookies. I eat the first half of the sub and the cookies there. Then I refill my iced tea and sip it during my next class, from 12:45-4:45. During studio time, when we just work rather than get lectured, I slip out and take care of shit, like getting my bus pass for the next week, doing errands, etc. Then from 4:45-6:00 i eat my second half of the sub and read cracked for an hour. Then I have class from 6 to 9, and its a class I really enjoy.

 

Someone remind me to buy a new wallet when I go shopping today, my current one is terrible.

Get a new wallet.

 

If it were going to harm my child, I would.

 

So you'd just stand by if it were about to harm an old lady?

 

At first I read it as if I were going to harm my child, I would.

And is that what the man that shot the exotic animals reason?

The man was in prison for 2 weeks. During this time, his animals were not fed. Then when he was released, he released all of his starving animals and shot himself. The police force tranquilized as many as they could, but didn't have enough tranquilizer to get them all, so most of them had to be shot and killed.

 

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT

 

3 months from now i'm going to be [bleep]ing ripped, and you'll all be sitting around watching your chinese girl cartoons

 

LOL

 

Is it okay if I think about you while I masturbate?

This was precisely the correct way to reply to that. I applaud you Danno.

 

Typewriter is the longest English word you can type using the keys on one row of the keyboard

I remember reading this. It was on a big list of word type trivia. I can't remember where.

 

>At bar with a couple bros.

>We've had a few drinks beforehand, alcohol's expensive, poorfag etc.

>We're talking at one of the tables, bar's fairly empty, it's a Monday night.

>My bros get up to check out the dance floor downstairs.

>I decide to stay at the table, I'm feeling slightly buzzed and am not feeling it.

>Out of nowhere this cute girl sits next to me.

>I'm totally surprised, girls don't usually talk to me.

>We get to talking, she's a Chemistry major, likes vidya, has the same awkward sense of humor as me.

>I'm [bleep]ing sold, maybe I'll get to seal the deal.

>She gets up to get a drink, asks if I want anything.

>I shake my head no, saying I sneaked in enough drinks for my buddies and I.

>She smiles and sits back down, says she's okay with that.

>Oh [bleep] yeah.

>I reach into my fanny pack and pull out two capri suns.

>She asks if I'm serious, obviously she's [bleep]ing impressed.

>Being the gentleman I am, I take the straw off of her pouch and gingerly stick it into the slot before I set up my command center.

>I pull out my totino's pizza rolls and a bunch of napkins.

>Dream girls gets my attention, something's wrong with her capri sun.

>I remember the capri suns are all full of spaghetti.

>I take off my fedora and pull out another capri sun.

>I offer it to her, she's admiring my bald spot.

>I tell her this one's full of ice cream.

>I mash it up so she can drink it.

>She reaches across the table and claws me in the face.

>I freak out (this girl just [bleep]ing mauled me in the face).

>She grabs my fanny pack and leaves.

>I burst into treats.

>My dream girl was a bear the whole time.

I read every word of every one of emily's life story posts, but not one word of this. Because Pie.

 

I kind of want to spam autoplay this in the Pony thread.

 

The ponyfags all know that they need help, and besides, the MLP thread in OT is pretty much dead.

 

 

I've had some pretty bad pecan pie before... I assume you like southern cooking?

I hold no resentment towards bronies, I don't think they're weird, or maladjusted. Its no better or worse than liking fps's or anime. Anyone who says otherwise, as I'm sure a lot of you will, is deluded into thinking that they alone have good taste.

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I kind of want to spam autoplay this in the Pony thread.

 

The ponyfags all know that they need help, and besides, the MLP thread in OT is pretty much dead.

 

 

I've had some pretty bad pecan pie before... I assume you like southern cooking?

I hold no resentment towards bronies, I don't think they're weird, or maladjusted. Its no better or worse than liking fps's or anime. Anyone who says otherwise, as I'm sure a lot of you will, is deluded into thinking that they alone have good taste.

>Implying 90+% of them don't do it because they think it's cool/edgy/lolrandum

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