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Become Satan.

 

Design your own Circles of Hell, and punish the planet's sinners in the most hilarious of ways--through sheer irony.

Sometimes the humor may transform into horror, the laughs becoming sighs of fear:

But this is Hell, and all emotion is in limbo.

 

e.g. Circle:

 

Second Life:

 

You are reincarnated in what looks like a new Earth. But there are voices in your head.

Your thoughts are driven out of your ears like squirming maggots, running from the heat and pressure of alien, demonic voices.

You are incapable of holding down a job, a relationship--you can never progress the story of your life.

Your last days play out in an insane asylum.

 

This is for those of you who talk in movie theaters.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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I'd better repost my awesome line before its stolen.

 

 

Hell for procrastinators, where they must do things later, not now.

 

Ex:

Procrastinator: I'm thirsty!

Devil: You can have a drink then!...later....

 

It gets quite mean, when you think about it.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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You wake up in a dimly lit cavern, everything seems dark with a feint bluish tinge, you soon figure out there's no way out.

Soon you start hearing sounds, one constant wispering that seems to come from the souls of those were here before you, and one small but clear *dripp* every two seconds.

That night you are unable to sleep, not only because of the sound, but because you just aren't tired enough, you then realize that you still feel a little hungry, a little thirsty and a little tired, yet not more than when you woke up.

A few weeks later you get enough and try to kill yourself, but there's no things around to do it, so you first try to strangle yourself, yet you do not feel the need to breethe and you do not die. In despair you then try to smash your skull against the walls, but hours into trying and still all you get is a few bruises.

You have become immortal, and you are trapped alone... forever...

 

This is for those of you who eat loudly.

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This is for those of you who eat loudly.

 

Amen, brother.

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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man sleepy and blind in the eyes.

Carai an Caldazar! Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande!

If it's the thought that counts, why aren't humans innately telepathic?

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Most people do more then one of these so how would that work?

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You move from Circle to Circle, I presume.

Or we are 4-dimensional creatures in Hell, and we experience all the punishments of a life-time in the same instant--sensing our pasts, presents, and futures.

 

..."Hell-physics is weird, guys."

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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You move from Circle to Circle, I presume.

Or we are 4-dimensional creatures in Hell, and we experience all the punishments of a life-time in the same instant--sensing our pasts, presents, and futures.

 

..."Hell-physics is weird, guys."

That would suck so much.

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Dude, here's a ring of hell:

Hannah Montana

Jonas Brothers

AAR neo

 

All singing at precise time intervals.

You get thrown in here for supporting the Kanye meme

Hey, that meme can be funny.

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Dude, here's a ring of hell:

Hannah Montana

Jonas Brothers

AAR neo

 

All singing at precise time intervals.

You get thrown in here for supporting the Kanye meme

 

LOOK, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT TTANT HAD ONE OF THE BEST CIRCLES OF AL--

*burns for eternity*

 

You both have a point. Sometimes its annoying, sometimes it's just downright hilarious.

Room of Changelings:

 

You are placed in a room smoky with asbestos, UV rays striking and reflecting from the diffuse particles and bathing you in a defocused pool of radioactivity.

Your DNA shifts and changes, you grow cancerous and sickly.

This for those of you who misspell words, and think that single letters in a word are minor details that need no scrutiny.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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No sound, no music, no hearing, dead silence. That'd be hell.

That would be more then hell.

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Most people do more then one of these so how would that work?

Do those that alow you to die first.

You're in there for an eternity so you'd probably just cycle through them. Or go with the worst one

AAAnyway

 

You are forced to experience every negative emotion simultaneously and can hear nothing but taunting laughter. That's what you get for trolling, internet or otherwise.

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You appear in a room. You are surrounded by all those that you held dear in life to you. They are all talking to each other, chatting, and having a good time. However, you cannot hear anything they say to each other. When you try to make contact with them, they do not respond, they do not notice you are there at all. When you try and touch one of them, you simply pass through them. They are apparitions, perfectly real looking apparitions of everyone you loved, yet you can never make contact with them again.

 

This is for those of you that lie and betray your friends and loved ones for selfish reasons.

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Dude, here's a ring of hell:

Hannah Montana

Jonas Brothers

AAR neo

 

All singing at precise time intervals.

You get thrown in here for supporting the Kanye meme

 

LOOK, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT TTANT HAD ONE OF THE BEST CIRCLES OF AL--

*burns for eternity*

 

You both have a point. Sometimes its annoying, sometimes it's just downright hilarious.

Room of Changelings:

 

You are placed in a room smoky with asbestos, UV rays striking and reflecting from the diffuse particles and bathing you in a defocused pool of radioactivity.

Your DNA shifts and changes, you grow cancerous and sickly.

This for those of you who misspell words, and think that single letters in a word are minor details that need no scrutiny.

You forgot an "L" in the last word of the title. :shame:

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