granted, but then your TV blows up and kills you.

 

 

 

I wish i had a million dollars.

granted a million dollors in cabage, but you go over the item cap and it all disapears

 

 

 

i wish i had a million monkeys, that didn't go over the item cap

granted but they all attack you and eat you alive.

 

 

 

i wish the sky was turquise

granted. It's not a color of the rainbow so scientists freak out and kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my room was painted red

granted but its the blood from your next door neighbors(even if they are 50 miles away)

 

 

 

i wish that turquise was a color in the rainbow

granted. NOw the spectrum is off, and the scientists go crazy and kill you.

 

 

 

I wish I had a perfectly delicious (no poison or explosives) muffin in front of me

Granted, however some fat guy comes and punch you and steals it from you.

 

 

 

I wish Albert Einstein would be still alive.

granted but he creates wwIII and rules the world under the firm gasp of his supa lasor-beamz

 

 

 

i wish weird al was more known among us all....hes the best o' the best!

Granted, however he's anywhere, and you get tired of him.

 

 

 

I wish D_V_Denvill was a member.

granted sept you never see him again hes too busy doin member stuff on rs and never comes back to the forums

 

 

 

i wish i never had to go to sleep and it wouldnt lead to my death

Granted, however you are surrounded by burglars on midnight week days.

 

 

 

I wish my flash light would lead me to Tokyo within 2 hours.

granted, but you stole the flashlight, its valuble, and it leads you to the cops in tokyo.

 

 

 

i wish my head didnt hurt so much :wall: :wall:

Hey you're a noob, I didn't steal it, my father gave it to me.

 

 

 

Granted, however your feet are hurt so much instead.

 

 

 

I re-wish my last wish and this time people should know it's NOT stolen.

granted but this time it leads you to a thug in tokyo, who steals it and you never see the flashlight or the thief again

 

 

 

i wish violin didnt break :boohoo:

Granted, however this violin also has the power to have mind of its own and goes away from you.

 

 

 

I wish it was ok to spell helicopter, helichopter.

granted, with it's new spelling it becomes a diffrent type and chops you to bits

 

 

 

I wish people never invented that ghastly sound people say is rap

Granted, everything that can make music (including computers) no longer exists.

 

 

 

I wish life_mage12 would stop having the same uncreative ban. :evil:

Granted, but then you girlfriend, who is a dropout, kills you. So it doesnt really matter to you anymore. :P :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I wish that you would have not corrputed my last wish.

I don't have a girlfriend and I don't know any dropouts

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways- ungranted I can't mess with the free will of others

 

 

 

I wish I could make the pen makers society club

Granted, however people realizes that you are suck and having a club and leave. If you know, they would still leave since it isn't perfect.

 

 

 

I wish a lvl2 man would drop me 37 noted crystal keys TODAY.

REJECTED! Women revolt against men and kill all of the npc men and you get nothing

 

 

 

I wish that you could steel my runepl8

Granted, it takes you 31 days to get a new one.

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one. I mean the NPC men in RuneScape. I will go on re-wishing til it's granted.

Too bad it isn't granted... ever.

 

 

 

I wish that I couldn't see my geometry book ever again

Granted, the shark eats you as well.

 

 

 

I re-wish for 3rd time. This will be granted by someone else if not by you. If you won't grant, don't post, as simple as that.

not granted this is the CORRUPT a wish game

Granted, it drops you a note of 37 crystal keys, but the wind comes and takes it far away...

 

 

 

I wish I found the noted keys that Blaziken lost :P