granted, you get a bunch of noobs that say "phr33 st0ffs pl0x"

 

 

 

I wish...

Granted, you just said "I wish..." and the wish could be anything so you end in jail.

 

 

 

I wish the only rule of RuneScape was "Personal Details" and there would be no censors.

Granted, buying rare black fish!

 

 

 

I wish everyone is dead, including the undead.

Granted, you didn't say except for me so it includes you.

 

 

 

I wish you would have corrupted my wish with more than few words.

Granted, says that: all the noobs start spamming the server with 1337, there are 100 macroers on every yew, and I laugh at you.

 

 

 

I wish for a cacophonous palindrome.

Granted, however it slaps you in the face. (I tried googling but didn't find out what it is, so that's the best thing I can do)

 

 

 

I wish I could add wild dogs all around Lumbridge that wouldn't stop being agressive after 20 minutes. :twisted:

Granted, but they are level-0.

 

 

 

I wish for a real palindrome. Rise to vote, sir.

Granted, but it eats you since the sentence is ALIVE

 

 

 

I wish I would be an illegal alien from the planet Venus.

Granted, I shoot you.

 

 

 

I wish girls.

Granted, all the girls have [censored word] with you and you end in jail

 

 

 

I wish I would have bullet proof body, if I do I will go to an unwelcome club and everyone has guns and try to shoot me.

Granted, but they also have flamethrowers and they burn you

 

 

 

I wish for a free car

Granted, but it's rusty and smells like [censored word, begins with s and end with t]

No wish eh? I wish I was an anime character that does not die.

Granted, but the anime show is terrible and gets canceled and you cease to exist.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have Osgood Schlauters, and I didn't get any physical or mental ailments thereafter.

Granted, you're dead, therfore you're nothing.

 

 

 

I wish I had 1T blood runes in bank.

Granted, but everytime you want to cast one, you need to sacrifice a gallon of your own blood.

 

 

 

I wish for a cooler name.

Granted, however the name is so cool you get to a club full of dudes with sun-glasses and you are required to ride a bike.

 

 

 

I wish I was the luckiest man in the universe (try to corrupt that, luckiest means absolutley no disasters. :twisted: )

Granted, but you're only the luckest after you kill all the women, turn all the men into women, and I jump in a rift in time.

 

 

 

I wish you would die right now, without me dying.

Granted, but you get permenant jail by the FBI.

 

 

 

I wish you knew I wouldn't change men into women.

Granted, but I would.

 

 

 

I wish for an egg. You'll eat the egg for me.

Granted, however it's poisonous to you and chocolate for me.

 

 

 

PWNED :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I had an RV that wouldn't be:

 

 

 

Thievable

 

Broken

 

Out Of Gas

 

Rusty

 

Explosive

 

Poisoned

 

Without A Gear

 

Have undead creatures in it

 

 

 

And would be:

 

Easy to control

Granted, a bunch of emo kids come and smear their own blood all over it.

 

 

 

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the witche's wish you wish to wish.

 

I wish the next poster could say that three times fast.

Granted, I'll say it "I wish the witch's wish billion times" however that's not my wish.

 

 

 

I wish I had an RV that wouldn't be:

 

 

 

Thievable

 

Broken

 

Out Of Gas

 

Rusty

 

Explosive

 

Poisoned

 

Without A Gear

 

Have undead creatures in it

 

 

 

And would be:

 

Easy to control

 

 

 

During that wish some kids would be shot away by my gun and there was no police around for me to see it.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what happens next.

When a ten thousand ton block falls on ur head and you die

 

 

 

I wish for $1

A homeless man gives it to you, but another homeless person takes it from you.

 

 

 

I wish for nothing :thumbsup: