Granted, so many people post here that it's spammy and the thread is closed

 

 

 

I wish for world peace!

Granted, it's now against the law to play video games that has something killing in them and it's now also against the law to watch movies with guns and other weapons.

 

 

 

I wish tyras guards didn't have such insane high defence. :evil:

Granted, now tyras guards have insanely high attack

 

 

 

I wish I had gotten more than a pair of addy g legs from the steel war afterparty...

Granted. You get 15M bottoms (useless untradable junk)

 

 

 

I wish for nothing.

you get something

 

 

 

i wish i could play guitar well

Granted, you get so famous some people wanna kill you. And they do.

 

 

 

I wish I could fight greater demons in Varrock Castle.

you get to fight the greater demons, but n00bs and other trainers could too so it is ALWAYS crowded and you leave varrock in frustration

 

 

 

i wish i was bored

Granted, you are very bored. (it seems unfortunate wish already so I can't corrupt it )

 

 

 

I wish I had a race car that could go over one trillion miles an hour. And would never crash, been stolen or be out of control. And any idiot could drive it.

due of einstein's theory of relativity, you are catapulted back in time to the times of the big bang. You and your car are vaporized in a giant ball of flame thats over one quadrillion degrees.

 

 

 

(my other post was a typo)

 

i wish i wasn't bored

Granted, you are so excited in killing, you eventually die by a monster away more powerful than you. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I had a magical DVD player and I wouldn't have to plug it in and it wouldn't require a TV.

 

 

 

And no, it WON'T have a life of its own, it will just be magical.

umm... you get it, but its broken

 

 

 

I wish i could run a 4 minute mile

Granted, your car is slow since it goes 1 mile a minute.

 

 

 

I wish some repair man would fix it EXPERIENCED and he would do it real quick. :notalk:

granted....but now the car goes too fast and you slam into a walmart truck at 2,000 miles an hour

 

 

 

i wish it was the weekend

granted but its the end of sunday so you have to go back to school or work

No wish, so I doom you to hell. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I was specific and Guitarted7 would know I meant my Magical DVD player.

he knows, but he still wont grant your wish :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish i had a billion dollars

Granted, you get $1,000,000,000 fake dollars, the merchants finds out and put you in jail.

 

 

 

I wish every time someone would do farming there would be explosion somewhere in China I won't be the one that hacks in game, so don't even think I'll be the one in trouble.

Granted, but coincidentally you move to China and die in one of those explosions

 

 

 

I wish for rain in the deserts

Granted, you realize it's a muddy rain and you have to take a shower.

 

 

 

I wish the movie "The Return Of Jafar" would have different ending:

 

 

 

Jafar and Abis Mal would rule the kingdom and have successfully killed Aladdin and his friends.

granted...they rule for a 1,000 years changing the course of human history and you never come to existence

 

 

 

i wish for another wish

Granted, however that wish is so stupid it punches you in the face.

 

 

 

How would ending of a movie affect real life? :-s

 

 

 

I wish you'd explain.

granted, but you can't see where i just explaned because it's invisable type.

 

 

 

I wish people would click on my sig

Granted, it get's spammed and Loge_5 comes and locks it and tells the spammers not to spam.

 

 

 

I wish TPUM would explain it already.

Granted, but he also manages to steal your RS account while you're in awe...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to not hear what TPUM has to say or have my RS account stolen. :P

Granted, you become deaf and blind

 

 

 

I wish tpum wouldn't corrupt my wish