Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Ragen]

Santa's my [bleep] foo!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a lemon for every sensless fart.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, the lemon is rotting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd know Santa's e-amil address.

[Ragen]

[email protected]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Santa would bring me a carrot.

[aoe325]

*puts on santa hat and gives a carrot*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish TheBlazikenMaster ( mostly known as Bob) would play LineRider and enjoy it.

[Ragen]

Yeah me too. What the hell is LineRider?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that there was world fleace.

[aoe325]

The best flash game ever, try it out some minutes

 

 

 

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40255643/

 

 

 

THEN check out this : http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... line+rider

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is a world fleace, but what is that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Ragen will enjoy line rider

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, he enjoys it so much he never returns

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish it was against the law to talk rubbish if you wouldn't be me.

[7772atled]

You become president and pass the law, but u get impeached and everyone kills you who talks rubbish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that this thread was never created

[gryphon618]

This thread becomes "never created." Soonly afterwards, stickythetwigman sues you for "hijacking" his thread. Because of a bribe, the judge finds you guilty. This thread becomes created.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an army of monkeys.

[Guitarted7]

granted, you forgot to specify what side they were on, so they kill you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for the unwishable

[Daviduhlich]

granted, you never find out what you got out of your wish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a pool table.

[Akibi_Hatred]

I was too slow... :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted,but one of the pool balls bounce of the side and smacks you in the head.Part of your skull collaspes,you get brain damage,and when you recover,you burn the table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my boring fish i wished for could do tricks that don't kill me

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, his tricks are obvious, you didn't say if it would kill the fish, a shark comes out of nowhere and eats the fish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would have to go to important meeting. Meanwhile the santa clause uses his magic sled to get to his rival and fight him. Meanwhile somewhere in China people are saying in Chinese:

 

 

 

Person1: I'm stupid

 

 

 

Person2: So am I.

 

 

 

TheMom: You need a time out for calling yourselves stupid.

 

 

 

TheFather: Isn't it obvious that they look stupid?

 

 

 

TheMom: No, no, not at all. They are just teenagers and don't know the meaning of the word

 

 

 

TheFather: I see, well there is a chilly coming........

 

 

 

Meanwhile George Bush watches a movie about war and seems to enjoy it. Meanwhile someone that works at Burger King is fighting a rat and a spider.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for all this to happen right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let's see how the person below me can corrupt all these events. And I want to see them connected. But I don't think they can be connected easily.

[aoe325]

These happens, then they all stare at you for 1hout wondering who the hell could think of such a weird thing :-$

 

 

 

Then they make you king and eat you for dinner. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my wish wont be granted.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, your next wish will not be granted. Remember people: Won't be granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for the coolest car in the world. 8-)

[Ragen]

Fine. I get a hilbilly to run you over in a mini.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that 4 & 1/2.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Not granted, since the wish doesn't make sense, if you are more specific then maybe I can grant it, but since you weren't I can't grant it. I only speak English, I don't speak the number language. :-k

[Ragen]

Hehe pwned. No wish foo!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that umpa lumpas were real.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, they shoot you to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, could only use google images to find humans, if you'd explain maybe I could think of a better way to corrupt the wish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a sled that I can use in mid-June (NOTE: In mid-June there is absolutley no snow where I come from)

[7772atled]

you get the sled, but u read on the bottom "one time use only" u use the sled twice, and it blows up. With you on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my face was blue like this :uhh:

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you feel very cold as your face is almost frozen so you end at hospital.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a sled that I can use in mid-June (NOTE: In mid-June there is absolutley no snow where I come from) that would last permenantly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is always way through the corrupts of wishes. 8-)

[demonworshiper666]

granted, you go sleding on a huge hill, but run over a mud wasps nest and your face swells up like, well this guys face :-X

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish it snowed all year round

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, terrible blizzard comes and you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the videos on YouTube would stop stopping in the middle of the video.

[7772atled]

Granted, you buy a computer that isnt cruddy. Then ur new computer blows up, while you are going through your daily hugging of the computer.

[Invincible_N]

Ill say what i said to some other guy:

 

 

 

Your wish is nonexistent and now so are you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a trunk full of Dr. Pepper (those of you who live in New York or somewhere else in northern Texas probably dont know what this drink is, look it up on google, it was featured in a few south parks as well.)