March 5, 200719 yr You forget what you wished so your wish becomes null and void. The paradox overstimulates your feeble mind and you spontaneously implode. -Points at the tiny dust speck floating in the wind- I wish they didn't put [ForbiddenSite] as a censor for [ForbiddenSite], cause then no one knows what i'm saying.
March 5, 200719 yr They reverse the words so that it becomes [siteForbidden]. We still have no clue what you're saying :P B. :mrgreen: Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
March 6, 200719 yr granted but then you get in a car crash and don't know anything I wish i was a gengar, could not be harmed, could not be bored, could not sign a deal that will harm, endanger, or disturb my friends or family and could not be infected by any virus Click Here!
March 6, 200719 yr You live life in the fast lane for many years, never bored, but finally drop dead from exhaustion. I wish schooling was not needed for people.
March 6, 200719 yr me speek bak but not cn 2 do dat ting were yoo press wyte tingies on tat big clickii ting I wish for you to take a knife and stab yourself at least three times in the abdomen (make sure that the blade sinks in at least 3 inches) then wait ten minutes before you post. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
March 6, 200719 yr Granted, but you are forced to join me in knife stabbing. :twisted: I wish I didn't sleep all day yesterday.
March 7, 200719 yr sorry, u can't go back in time... i wish my name was pie!!!! :lol: \/\/ E /-\ | | |\| ee d /-\~~~~~~HUG~~~~~~~~~
March 7, 200719 yr Would you like to trade lives with me? I averaged 4 hours of sleep per night for the last two weeks. Seriously. They need to limit the number of projects teachers can assign you... ^--That was for Blaziken As for you, you get lynched by a mob of English teachers for having a first name that consists entirely of lowercase letters :mrgreen: I wish for you to drink eight gallons of water within thirty minutes, all without me being involved in any way, shape, or fashion. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
March 7, 200719 yr Granted, but soon I [WordAintCensoredButItShouldBeSinceIt'sOneOfThe7DirtyWords] on the floor. :thumbsup: I wish you wouldn't let me, you know what you do with your well, you know, after you drink a lot of wat........ DAMN! I gotta think of a new wish. I wish the censors on these forums would leave and never come back.
March 7, 200719 yr Granted, but soon I [WordAintCensoredButItShouldBeSinceIt'sOneOfThe7DirtyWords] on the floor. :thumbsup: I wish you wouldn't let me, you know what you do with your well, you know, after you drink a lot of wat........ DAMN! I gotta think of a new wish. I wish the censors on these forums would leave and never come back. They do but instead the forum gets hacked so it wont help you. I wish I spoke all langues in the world (including 1337) In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 7, 200719 yr Granted, you didn't say "right now", so you are enslaved by the meanest language teacher you can know from another world. You are a slave, and can never drink anything, or sleep, yet you can live because of some magic, however, you still feel pains. And you are slave for six months. I wish some demon would visit whoever posts next and says "Gimme your soul, or else the villains in your DVDs comes alive and destorys your city." and I would have absolutley no part of this wish.
March 7, 200719 yr Since I already collect souls, I fill in as both demon and poster. Checkmate! :mrgreen: I wish for the next person to use only those words that consist of five or more letters in his/her post. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
March 7, 200719 yr Granted, thing makes nonsense. Blaziken wishes noname713 didn't makes stupid wishing.
March 8, 200719 yr Granted, thing makes nonsense. Blaziken wishes noname713 didn't makes stupid wishing. Granted, instead Veltia starts wishing stupid things. Wish I would stop living 5 minutes ago :anxious: See if you can beat that In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 8, 200719 yr Granted, you didn't post that because you were already shot by a gun. I wish I had super powers more powerful than the powers of: Superman Spiderman Powerpuff Girls Batman Put together. Then I would be the biggest villain ever. And nothing can stop me. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted:
March 8, 200719 yr Granted, you didn't post that because you were already shot by a gun. I wish I had super powers more powerful than the powers of: Superman Spiderman Powerpuff Girls Batman Put together. Then I would be the biggest villain ever. And nothing can stop me. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted: You get the power but dies of cancer :XD: (Just call me twisted!) I wish that there came a government in RuneScape and I was appointed being the leader of the socialist party! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PARTY FINDS YOU!!! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 8, 200719 yr Granted, but it doesn't find me there beacuse I never go to Russia. I wish for some evidence that super heroes/villains can get cancer. No really, I mean it. Words won't do, links to trusted sites will.
March 8, 200719 yr Granted, but it doesn't find me there beacuse I never go to Russia. I wish for some evidence that super heroes/villains can get cancer. No really, I mean it. Words won't do, links to trusted sites will. You find the evidence on Uncyclopedia but suddenly you dies of the spanish flu (!!?) In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 8, 200719 yr I wish for some evidence that super heroes/villains can get cancer. No really, I mean it. Words won't do, links to trusted sites will. Also I wouldn't use that site, it isn't serious at all. :roll:
March 11, 200719 yr No wish is wished! I wish someone else will corrupt my wish. Edit: Uncyclopedia isn't supposed to be serious, try look it up on Wikipedia! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 11, 200719 yr Ok then, I won't corrupt it. I wish you saw your mistake instead of calling me younger than I am, when you ignored a question in "Yes, No" game.
March 11, 200719 yr Ok then, I won't corrupt it. I wish you saw your mistake instead of calling me younger than I am, when you ignored a question in "Yes, No" game. I didn't mention your age in that topic! \ I see the mistake but instantly the world is destroyed so you won't have any fun out of it. I wishes you will keep our off-topic discussion to the Pm I've just sent you. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 11, 200719 yr Granted, when you realize it was all a dream and you wake up finding out you've no messages, just don't ignore me in the future, and we can end the discussion. I wish I was the biggest villain in New York City and nothing could stop me. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! With an exception of people that are just stopping me to help me with upcoming crimes and aren't cheating on me. :twisted:
March 11, 200719 yr Granted, when you realize it was all a dream and you wake up finding out you've no messages, just don't ignore me in the future, and we can end the discussion. I wish I was the biggest villain in New York City and nothing could stop me. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! With an exception of people that are just stopping me to help me with upcoming crimes and aren't cheating on me. :twisted: You becomes the greates villian in New York City but since nothing can stop you a big lump of nothing falls down from the sky and hits you so you dies. just don't ignore me in the future, and we can end the discussion. I would be happy to end the discussion by PM! Wish: I wish that my life becomes a little better. The wish has nothing to do with Tip.it or RuneScape or TheBlazikenMaster but the whole of my life, sadly it's maybe not that bad compared to other peoples life. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
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