Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

He get's his gun and shoots you for giving him blood to eat and says "I hate blood!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish everyone would shut the hell up about Chuck Norris.

[TimeStopper]

Granted, Jackie Chan is now the master of roundhouse kicks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had longer hair!!!!

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, your VERY long hair get's on the roads, and the cars drives on it and you get hurt. All kind of gunmen wants to kill you now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was surrounded by Will Smith and trillions of his clones.

[TimeStopper]

Granted, but yeah, but you're not cool enough for them, so they all go away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for everything I have previously wished for.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you get more than that, so you can't breeth in all these things you wished for because you're crowded by them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Albert Einstein was spelled ÃÆââ¬Å¾Ã¢ââ¬Å¡Ã¬lbert ÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¹instÃÆââ¬Å¾Ã¢ââ¬Ãâin

[TimeStopper]

Granted, but now the english languagÃÆââ¬Å¾Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ has 29 letters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was emo.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you're now the Europian Moron Oern, the biggest idiot in France.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next will be surrounded by the FBI for something a French dude did, but he/she was framed. Oh and by the way the framer is NOT me. :twisted:

[TimeStopper]

Granted, but I get off just like Bill Clinton.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for WoW addicts to get so addicted, I just laugh so hard...

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you laugh so hard, that you end up choking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was 10 years younger, and had trillion more IQ points, then I would become the biggest bully of some random elementary school in NYC. :twisted:

[lya_helix]

you get cought by the princable and get expelled and then 'accedentaly'(sp?) kill someone and go to jail

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a gengar and could not be harmed by a virus or anything else, and nothing would happen to my friends and/or family and I would never be bored and that I could never be cought and I could never get tired from battling lots of trainers

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, Professor Oak flees because he is scared, now the Pallet Town trainers have to travel to Hoen or Johto to get starters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how I could get to the principle if I had trillion IQ.

[lya_helix]

because an evil alien sucks your brainpower right before the pincable sees you bullying them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how TheBlazikenMaster has corrupted my wish, cuz I didn't see anything bad in that sentence.

[TimeStopper]

Granted, but in reality you feel overwhelmed by the facts and perform brain surgery to yourself, turning into a zombie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could prove THERE'S NO ONE UP there.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but they don't think the proof is big enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my boss was a golem. A stone guy, not the pok̮̩̉̉mon.

[TimeStopper]

Granted, but he still sounds evil and I get to laugh at you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you would actually go to your pokemon world!!!

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

I go there at night, after I fall asleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you'd know that earlier.

[TimeStopper]

Granted, and you get killed by that fish that can't do anything but splash

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there was no time between post limit!

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

If a fish could do nothing but slash then I'd shoot him with my gun so you're wrong. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, people that are laggy now have whole 15 pages of the same posts, and you don't like it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could hunt George Bush so bad that he would fall down his window. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: I don't care what happens to me, I wanna know what happens IN WASHINGTON after that event.

[TimeStopper]

Granted, Russia orders an invasion the next day and establishes an absolute dictatorship which demand 100% tax, on 18 year olds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you would make more sense!

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but the rest of the people around you make NO SENSE at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the American government would give me fifty trillion dollars for free.

[pizzaman388]

They give you fifty trillion fake cash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i led the number 1 clan in RS.

[Risen_The]

Granted, but the very next day someone takes over. And you get kicked from the clan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for 1 million wishes.

[TimeStopper]

Granted but for ever wish you have, you must perform 3 more wishes. By hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could laugh at you for some reason.

[noname713]

I kill you with an overdose of laughing gas (and by overdose, I mean it's exactly 6.02 grams above the absolute maximum limit your own body can tolerate). It's my signature tactic for soul harvesting through euthanization :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that from now on, you (as in the next poster) use the title "Comrade" whenever you speak to anyone. For example, say you have a friend called Bob. From now on, I want you to refer to him as Comrade Bob. If you forget to do it sometimes, that's ok. Just remember to always do it whenever there's a politician around :thumbsup:

[dragoonson]

Unfortunately for you,I kill comrades,comrade noname.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could stop,comrade wish-granter