March 29, 200719 yr Granted, one of the mummies don't like you so they kill you. I wish that I couldn't die or get hurt no matter what. Then I would cause hell lotta explosions. :twisted:
March 30, 200719 yr You're a terrible master of disguise and you have to surrender all your money to get these abilities. So basically, now it takes freakishly long to obtain the supplies necessary to build a bomb made out of a 0.5 L water bottle, baking soda, and vinegar, much less a conventional explosive. Also, even if you somehow obtain an explosive device, you are stupid enough to carry it in your arms in broad daylight as a result of being such a poor master of disguise. Idiot :roll: I wish a butterfly somewhere in the Amazon rainforest would flap its wings. Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
March 30, 200719 yr I flaps its wings but has malaria and infects a nearby town killing hundreds. I wish i was a real boy.
March 30, 200719 yr Granted but a Pittbull attacks you and bits a certain part of your body off! I wish that people knew that even Black and White movies can be perfect (just look at "Shiendlers List" for example) In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 30, 200719 yr Granted, but they soon forget. You're a terrible master of disguise and you have to surrender all your money to get these abilities. So basically, now it takes freakishly long to obtain the supplies necessary to build a bomb made out of a 0.5 L water bottle, baking soda, and vinegar, much less a conventional explosive. Also, even if you somehow obtain an explosive device, you are stupid enough to carry it in your arms in broad daylight as a result of being such a poor master of disguise. Idiot :roll: If I wish for something I don't have to work for it to get it. Have you ever heard of genies or fairies? :roll: Oh, I get it, I didn't wish for the bombs. I wish I knew why I would disguise myself just to get some bombs when there are CLEARLY enough bombs in a bomb shop.
March 30, 200719 yr You find out why you would disguise yourself, but get hit in your head by a rock, and forget it all! I wish there could be peace on earth. 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER!
March 30, 200719 yr Granted, aliens kidnaps every citizen of earth, so it's the most peacful planet in the galaxy. The wars of the world now happen on Mars. I wish I knew why I would disguise myself just to get some bombs when there are CLEARLY enough bombs in a bomb shop, and I wouldn't forget the reason no matter what.
March 30, 200719 yr Granted,but when you arrive you find out that the shop was closed 1.649 seconds ago. I want that my wishes can't be corrupted :twisted: You will find all the answers in your heart,my son.
March 30, 200719 yr Granted. But the genie get's sick and tired of your noncorruptable wishes so he no longer comes out of the lamp. I wish the twin towers would magiclly become what they were September the 10th, 2001.
March 30, 200719 yr Granted, but the mayor will get angry at you 'coz he all ready paid all the workers to build a new tower and payed arcitechts to make drawings for a new tower, so he'ill make the police jail you for the rest of you life, luckly enough you'ill be executed the next day! I wish for nothing! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 30, 200719 yr Granted, you get nothing, but lose a lot of things. I wish I knew how the mayor knew I wished that. :roll:
March 30, 200719 yr Because a big fat neon sign on top of the building said "This was wished to be re-build by 'TheBlazikenMaster'." So that's the way he knows it's you! I wish that someone would unplug that sign, it's so annoying. Even if it kills me! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 30, 200719 yr Granted, meanwhile some alien kills you. I wish China would become the most poor country in the world, because the American Government would steal all the money. And don't mention ANYTHING about what happens to me, because I don't care.
March 30, 200719 yr Granted, meanwhile some alien kills you. I wish China would become the most poor country in the world, because the American Government would steal all the money. And don't mention ANYTHING about what happens to me, because I don't care. Grante but the whole population of America has becomen criminals and is stuffed into jail while the whole of America is sold to Europe who re-colonizes it - Better luck second time! Wishes that Switzerland and Scandinavia will colonize the most. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 31, 200719 yr Granted. But you'll never know what happens next. I wish I knew what you were talking about.
March 31, 200719 yr granted, you suddenly know what he's talking about :idea: then u get amnesia and forget it #-o so he has to explain it again :x then you get amnesia again :oops: and the cycle repeats :wall:
March 31, 200719 yr Okay I write it down to you to keep but not in english but in Scandinavianish. Besides you get drover over by a car while trying to translate it so you will end up in hospital. Wishes that I didn't have to explain anything! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 31, 200719 yr Granted, nobody talks to you ever again, so you never have to explain anything. I wish a random robot that can NEVER die no matter what would come out of nowhere and kill whoever posts next. :twisted: Hah! Beat that. :twisted:
March 31, 200719 yr Granted, nobody talks to you ever again, so you never have to explain anything. I wish a random robot that can NEVER die no matter what would come out of nowhere and kill whoever posts next. :twisted: Hah! Beat that. :twisted: Granted but I acctually don't care whenever I will live or die, 'coz we are all gonna die anyway and does it matter whenever I dies now or later. And the Robot steps on a landmine and is exploded into 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 bits but since it can't die it's not broken and by picking up just one bit you will die by electric shock and also all the bits are scattered all over the minefield so you can't get any of them back to repair the robot. I wish to know how "TheBlazikenMaster" are so sure that people acctually talks to me allready, he/she don't know if I'm deaf IRL! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 31, 200719 yr Granted. I wish Veltia never informed be that he is deaf and didn't use "are" like I'm many persons, and would know I'm a male.
March 31, 200719 yr granted, he never told you that, youjust imagined it. but thats because youre crazy and you are thrown into that strange jail where they throw crazy ppl. i wish i had an enormous chocolate bar just for me :D Click my main sig to see my fakes :D Proud to be Mexican, yay!
March 31, 200719 yr Granted, it's poisoned. he/she don't know if I'm deaf IRL! I wish you'd read this.
April 1, 200719 yr But it gets all censored and says, "I eat pies with Splenda". I wish that I was doomed. WardenShadowWoodcutting: 43Firemaking: 33
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