Granted. Duo anvil juggling is the next big thing.

 

I wish I had an anvil irl :P

Granted but when you hold it you accidentally drop it on your feet and get hurt a lot.

 

I wish for a rune platebody in real life, then I'd sell it to a museum.

Granted. [cabbage]... Lucien owns the museum...

 

I wish for 99 magic in real life >=D

Granted, a lot of archers using black dragonhide armor, a magic longbow and rune arrows kill you easily in real life.

 

Granted. [cabbage]... Lucien owns the museum...

 

How is that a bad thing?

 

I wish abc1230 would tell me in plain English, and I would remember what abc1230 is telling me and understand it completely.

Lucien casts some crazy magic rat [cabbage] on the rune platebody and brings it to life. If Lucien existed irl... we'd be pretty [bleep]ed :/

 

TPUM took a break from runescape for a while, but recently came back.

Um, wrong topic.

 

I wish for a beard with a mind of its own.

Um, wrong topic.

:wall:

 

Granted, it suffocates you wile you're asleep.

 

I wish that I was Chuck Norris :ohnoes:

Granted, but the real Chuck Norris kill you for stealing his body.

 

I wish for wait.

Granted. A bunch of 12 year old grammar nazis kill you.

 

I wish I had the same 'stache I have in rs >.>

Granted, everyone laughs at your purple mustache.

 

I wish purple mustaches would be banned.

Granted. The world dies from a severe lack of win.

 

I wish for something insignificant to happen.

Granted, your grandfather dies. It is insignificant to everyone who never knew him.

 

I wish John Wilkes Booth didn't kill Abraham Lincoln.

Granted. It turns out Booth was actually aiming for your great grand father.

 

I wish that everybody spoke Chinese.

Granted, China buys the United States, England, Australia and all English-speaking countries and makes Chinese their mother language.

 

I wish to be a citizen of the United States.

Granted. You realize that the country is actually very discriminative towards all minorities. You're [bleep]ed...

 

I wish for world peace.

Granted, everyone including you are moved to another world full of war. Now the world you lived in is 100% peaceful.

 

I wish Big Al would be my next door neighbor.

Granted. He trips and you die.

 

I wish for the speed of sound.

Granted, you didn't specify what kind of sound, so now you have a speed of extremely slow sound.

 

I wish someone famous would invite me to dinner.

Granted, but they serve something gross for dinner.

 

I wish The Daily Show and Colbert Report weren't going on vacation until after New Years

Granted, but they do a crappy job until then.

 

I wish for a very big gun.

Granted

Its the size of your house and you have to pay all of your mothers money to get it moved and then your in debt so you have to live on the street and because you have no money you die of the common cold - A virgin

 

I wish for some bee's in an unbreakable pot.

Granted. It falls on you and squishes you.

 

I wish for a small but powerful gun

It turns out to be a special gun which explodes banana's and your in the middle of the street when it gets set off. Everyone wonders why your covered in sticky white stuff and so they kick you into the ground.

 

I wish for a problem slueth.

It turns out to be a grammar mistake which will turn you into Buzyz Bee forever.

 

I wish for a metallica gig in the netherlands

It turns out to be a really rubbish band from wales which is also called metallica.

 

I wish for a cooler smiley then :twss: on the forums.