Granted, but you don't fit on that bike, since it's too small.

 

I wish for a robotic wife.

Granted, your reproductive organ was ripped of by hers during your honeymoon.

 

I wish I found a working StarGate addon for GMod.

Granted, but after five hours it automatically downloads a virus.

 

I wish I wan't sick.

Granted, but after five hours it automatically downloads a virus.

 

I wish I wan't sick.

 

Granted, now you always want to be sick, so you are. I know you misspelled "wasn't", but it's much more fun to count the misspelling than the word you were actually trying to use. :twisted:

 

I wish my thieving level in real life was the same as my thieving level in RuneScape, then I'd rob a bank.

^ :XD:

 

Granted, but as the authorities in real life are much more persistant than they are in RS, you get caught eventually.

 

I wish for a striped sandwich.

Granted, but it tastes awful.

 

I wish Ardougne would be a real-life location and my home city.

Granted. Noobs plague you until the day you die. You can't use the bathroom either, and you are robbed blind at all hours of the day, which is all day, because night time never comes.

 

I wish none of us had to corrupt any wishes and we could all get what we wanted.

Granted, but we all get bored of always getting what we want without consequences we don't enjoy it.

 

I wish my next door neighbor would be a pro-wrestler and a very good friend of mine.

Granted but your pro-wrestler neighbor would beat you up for fun.

 

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, you get thousand more wishes.

 

Crap, I didn't corrupt the wish. #-o

 

I wish I corrupted the wish.

Granted but it the wish didn't work.

 

I wish for free mcdonalds coupons.

Granted, but someone steals them.

 

I wish the United States would buy Iceland for trillions of dollars.

Granted, but its 1 trillion ISK, which is worth only 8 billion (8,155,146,656.90) USD

 

I wish I had to do more work to corrupt your last wish (it practically corrupted itself :twisted:)

Granted, but I still don't understand how that was a corruption to the wish. How the hell is the fact that the United States buys for only 8 billion dollars a bad thing?

 

I wish that whoever posts next will tell me. I mean seriously, explain.

Granted, but I tell you in Greek, which you don't speak, so you still don't know.

 

I wish I had a pair of snow boots.

Granted, you get a pair of shoes made out of snow, but they break when you try to wear them.

 

I wish for an English translation to what you said to me in Greek.

Granted, but the handwriting is illegible.

 

I wish for nothing, since all my wishes come back and bite me in the [wagon]

Granted, everything you have is now gone.

 

I wish that Friday was spelt FryDay.

Granted, now FryDays are days where cooks fry you up.

 

I wish for a brainwashing machine, then I'd use it. :twisted:

Granted, but you didn't mention who, so you brainwash yourself into breaking it.

 

I wish for an A.S.E. device.

Granted, you get an Annoying Shiny Electrical device, it's so annoying you want to get rid of it.

 

I wish for a new movie starring Abraham Lincoln and Jesus Christ. Then I'd watch it and review it on YouTube.

Granted, but the movie was terrible and no one bothers watching your review.

 

I wish I had some Thanksgiving leftovers.

Granted, but the leftovers are rotten.

 

I wish Hannah Montana would commit suicide.

Granted. You feel so guilty about wanting her dead for no real reason that you kill yourself.

 

I wish people hated less

Granted, people now hate slightly (0.001%) less, but since it's only slightly people still hate.

 

I wish Adolf Hitler would rise from the death and apologize to the jews.