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granted. but it has no engine or muffler.

 

i wish that the person below me will post.

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

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Granted, you get a time machine, but don't know how to control it, you find yourself in Europe during World War II and a tank kills you.

 

I wish for a brother who would believe everything he's told no matter how stupid or illogical it sounds, then I'd lie to him all the time.

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Granted, you get 23 US cents.

That is what he wished for, so you didn't really corrupt it.

 

oh yeah, you accidently say you want to die, so your brother shoots you with a gun.

 

I wish that i had wished for something other than this.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

final.gif

 

You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

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granted. but when he gets there he murders you.

 

I wish that my dad wasn't a boy.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

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Granted, he was never a boy, he was born as a grown man, as a result he never had any childhood. So now you have a father that looks like an old man, he goes to a retirement home and never has time for you.

 

I wish for a race car that can drive up to trillion miles per hour that would never crash no matter what, then I'd enter Formula1.

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Too bad you've already failed the class with no hopes of ever passing.

 

 

 

 

I wish that whenever someone wishes bad of me, my good fortune increases by ten fold (in the positive direction) of what it is now, considering my good fortune as of right now is 2 out of a max total of over 9000.

 

 

 

Edit: Did I just win?

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Too bad you've already failed the class with no hopes of ever passing.

 

 

 

 

I wish that whenever someone wishes bad of me, my good fortune increases by ten fold (in the positive direction) of what it is now, considering my good fortune as of right now is 2 out of a max total of over 9000.

 

 

 

Edit: Did I just win?

 

Granted. But instead of your good fortune increasing by tenfold, it decreases by tenfold

 

I wish that Nz would win the cricket tomorrow

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Too bad you've already failed the class with no hopes of ever passing.

 

 

 

 

I wish that whenever someone wishes bad of me, my good fortune increases by ten fold (in the positive direction) of what it is now, considering my good fortune as of right now is 2 out of a max total of over 9000.

 

 

 

Edit: Did I just win?

 

Granted. But instead of your good fortune increasing by tenfold, it decreases by tenfold

 

I wish that Nz would win the cricket tomorrow

 

 

 

I win. I said it can only increase in the positive direction and starts from a value of 2. And anytime you say something bad about me, it increases. Hahahahahaha. The perfect wish.

 

 

 

 

 

Back on topic: You're a stalker that's going to get arrested in 30 days and 30 nights. Right after you stub your toe on a nail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whenever someone wishes bad of me, my good fortune increases by ten fold (in the positive direction) of what it is now, considering my good fortune as of right now is 2 out of a max total of over 9000.

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Granted, you are now so lucky, you get bored of always getting what you want.

 

I wish the item Quick Claw in the Pokémon games would work 100% of the time.

 

Good fortune, not good luck. If I'm bored of getting what I always want, then my good fortune will just change around a bit so that I'm not bored anymore, and then continue to be in perfect equilibrium to keep my happy at all times.

 

 

 

Ok, back to the topic. Sure, it works 100% of the time now. Too bad all of your Poke'mon are level 10 and can't hit for [cabbage].

 

 

 

 

I wish that whenever someone wishes bad of me, my good fortune increases by ten fold (in the positive direction) of what it is now, considering my good fortune as of right now is 2 out of a max total of over 9000.

 

Until someone breaks my wish, I wont feel like I've truly been a part of this thread.

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Granted, but you're always nice to people, so people never wish you good fortune again.

 

I wish no one would grant my wish.

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Granted, but you're always nice to people, so people never wish you good fortune again.

 

 

 

Lol, props. I should have added another clause in that... Anyway, I corrupted your wish so much that I made it bleep out of existence.

 

 

To Poke'mon nub: Sure. But they've started to protect you from potential food poison, so they don't let you eat. Now you're dead.

 

 

 

 

I wish that whenever someone wishes bad of me, my good fortune increases by ten fold (in the positive direction) of what it is now, considering my good fortune as of right now is 2 out of a max total of over 9000. Every 5 minutes no one wishes for my good fortune, my good fortune doubles in the positive direction, following the same rules as before.

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i have an easy way to corrupt your wish: it doesn't come true.

 

 

I wish that the person above me would tell me how they have 999 QP. No, seriously, how do you have 999?

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final.gif

 

You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

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