First you'll have to find one, and to do that you have to do something.

Jen tries to go back through the stargate.

:wall: No need to roll for that. You enter the stargate the wrong way and are disintegrated, next thing you see you come out of the stargate back on Earth, you hear o'Neill say; "Thank god I made Carter program in those security meassures, I just knew someone would do that!"

 

Next time don't enter an incoming wormhole, it isn't two-way for anything other than energy and signals.

Jen looks around the room, to see what is there, and who is there.

You see this:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:yRdcRrco-QracM:http://www.shipbrook.com/jeff/raytrace/graphics/stargate.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:pS_FkTVXflMquM:http://stargatedow.free.fr/images/gallery/SG1/SGC/GATE%2520ROOM.jpg

 

Only with ten low-ranking air-force soldiers and a doctor in the gateroom and Walter Harryman (the gate operator) and Gen. o'Neill in the controll room.

 

(sorry, it won't show .jpg's)

Jen moves to the corner of the room, before waiting until everyone is distracted, then opening fire with her assualt rifle (on everyone except the doctor and the gate operator, assuming they are unarmed). Then she shoots the General, if he walks into the room.

I join Jen in her killing spree

THAT RPG IS MINE! RAAAAAAAAAWR!

They are all heavily armed, even one at each turret. They were there in case something hostile came through.

 

Archi; name and weapon.

 

Also this is where you respawn, attacking it will only get you perm-killed.

What happens if we die? Do we respawn at the stargate? If so:

 

 

Jen opens fire on the ones that are distacted, going bam bam bam. If she dies, then she respawns and fires some more.

Archi wanders round the base looking for alien tech to swipe.

It's not like you respawn magically, you were supposed to be rescued by doctors here (except when killed by a gate).

 

Jen, you are outnumbered and choose not to do so.

Archi, choose one of the guns first, you walk back through the gate, crashing into Jen, making her fall. You then search around and manage to find one zat'nik'tel, you think you might find more if you gain access to the armoury.

 

(God, try looking for stuff off-world, that's what you're supposed to.)

Jen walks to the commander and demands a rocket launcher, rpg, or bazooka.

Archi goes to the second base armoury on level 19, then and check out a zat. Then I use the Zat to aquire the EM field generator, also on level 19

I also jerryrig a number of explosives to go off in the secondary armoury.

Jen:

"Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself now? After all you don't want to end up in close combat using one of those things." (you're fighting with "McGyver" by the way, only with much more humor)

 

Archi:

You can't open locked doors with a powerfull wireless taser. You decide not to piss of your own side by blowing up their armoury doors.

 

Seriously, try attacking things on other planets instead.

"I have my assualt rifle for that. Come on, I need one!"

Ok...

I get alot of claymores and decide to go though the gate, I plan to go to a fairly remote planet, preferably with nothing much around.

Jen:

"Are you crazy, you can't carry both, you're not exactly Teal'c!"

 

Archi:

(You allready have more claymores than you need) (20)You travel to the second planet on the list and end up in the middle of what looks like an abandoned ancient outpost, there are things everywhere.

"Fine, then give me a small pistol and a rocket launcher, then I'll be on my way."

Jen:

"You allready have a 9mm, but I won't give you a rocket launcher until you are storming an enemy."

Ok then, I make a map of the local area(just black lines, squares and a ring for the gate please)

"Oh, I am storming an enemy! They're called the Zoomoothians! They have a strange city that I found while I was hiking in...Zulu land, and I want to attack and destroy it. My friend Archi here has a contingent, and I would like an RPG to help them."

 

"Isn't that right Archi?"

"Yes" says the disembodied voice of Archi