The Archi-sign planet.

 

I walk through the gate and tell the lion cub to use the sign as a scratching post. I remove any letters left with my knife, then write: "Armisonus rules, Kimako drools."

Kimako:

You attempt to walk out but realise you can't walk through a hole in the roof.

 

Armisonus:

You walk through and ruin the sign, you see Kimako.

I have my lion cub start annoying Kimako, but not actually injuring her. I look around to see if there's anything worth doing or taking.

uhm. whats what, like is there a sniper, an assault rifle?. my name will be earth

Jen runs the hell away from the lion cub, and shoots it with the assualt rifle if it actually seriously hurts her. She keeps looking for an exit.

Armisomus:

(12) You find a Life-signs detector.

 

Kimako:

(17) The cub humps your leg and you find the transporter Archi used and travel to the exit he found.

 

The cub returns to Armisonus.

mather... what weapons are what? for starting? tell me their basic function (sniper, assualt ect.)

Jen looks around.

mather... what weapons are what? for starting? tell me their basic function (sniper, assualt ect.)

M16 Assault rifle

P90 Lightweight SMG, lots of functions, accurate, low recoil.

SPAS-12 Military shotgun.

 

They have unlimited ammo.

Earth - Medium-Long range burst/semi/auto assault rifle, mediium range auto submachine gun, close range pump/semiauto shotgun/beanbag launcher/small capsule launcher.

 

I say "Bad Simba! We don't act like Mather, Mather is baaad."

I continue looking around, checking the life-signs detector.

okay. ill give the p90 a try. i look for a way to go to a planet.

Kimako:

You find a pine forest.

 

Armisonus:

(14) You have the ATA gene. You find Ares and see Archi's lifesign off in the distance.

 

Earth:

O'Neill offers you the puddlejumper Kimako left.

mather. how do i get to a planet?... if i learn how to do so, i go to a heavily wooded planet.

Jen makes sure she is a good distance from the forest, before firing her RPG at it to test it out.

Earth, use the stargate, no planet is known to have the stargate near a forest yet. Also you were offered a ship small enough to go through the gate.

 

Kimako:

(12) The RPG fires a red burst of energy simulating a missile, it hits a pine and blasts it making it fall (not on you).

I go back to the gate, and dial up the next planet on the list. I check my life signs detector immediately afterwards.

Jen starts blowing up the forest using the RPG for practice.

Armisonus:

(9) You dial the next planet, which is rocky, there is no sign of life here.

 

Kimako:

You blow up a lot of trees, but this is so simple you gain no experience.

(I was wondering if firing the RPG was hard or not. Perfect!)

 

Jen keeps firing into the forest for a while to make sure everything is dead, before throwing a match into the forest to light it on fire, before running away from it so she won't be burned.

Armisonus starts looking around. If he sees any Wraith, he opens fire at their heads (yes, I know what wraith are, I saw episodes of SGA with them).

Kimako:

You fire some more and torch it, you create a large bonfire which was just unneccesarry.

 

Armisonus:

(20) You find an entire hive ship and the wraith there worship you (odd since wraith are not usually found in the milkeyway, more in pegasus).

i hop thru the gate, and look for something i can do.

Do you try the puddlejumper, earth?

sure.

Urk!

 

I uh, um,... I ask them if they have anything to give me... And... Uh... Why they're here...