Archi:

(15) You start making a map but it is way to vast to map out quickly.

 

Jen:

(8) "You were gone for less than an hour and managed to discover an enemy... in Africa?".

Cool, I have a few hours.

Why don't you try just simply looking at the stuff there first, Archi?

I would prefer a map... So I know what to look for...

"No silly, did you know that "Zulu" is the most easily pronouncable bisyllable in terms of the naturalness and feel of different mouths? There are hundreds of Zulu around the universe! I hear this one is highly advanced. May I please have it?"

Archi:

It is too big, and I won't make a map, now just look around.

 

Jen:

(2) "I might not be the smartest guy in the universe, but I can tell when someone is lying!", he turns to a soldier "Escort this woman through the gate, will you.".

This is ridiculous.

I wait for Retech to go though the gate to me, then I close it, dial Earth, send the signal though, then throw wave after wave of armed claymores though the gate. Once I have run out of claymores I close the gate and call another gate and escape to that.

Jen kicks him in the crotch, before pulling out her AK-47 and shooting both of them, before turning to the rest of them and shooting them as well. (I am relying on the Hippocrates oath, where a doctor can do no harm).

Jen:

(6) You miss the soldiers crotch, only hitting his thigh, then you remember that you don't have an AK. A nearby soldier knows what you are intending to do and shoots you through the head.

(You must now make a new character as the doctor has no obligation to revive criminals.)

 

Archi:

You wait for Jen but she never arrives.

I continue to wait for Retech.

Jen, with the assualt rifle thing.

 

 

 

Jen looks around for an armoury.

Retech, no.

 

Archi, she's dead.

I continue to wait until someone turns up.

Archi:

You wait 38 minutes then the gate shuts down.

I carry on waiting.

I'll be Ares, with an assault rifle.

 

Ares walks around asking random people for some kind of laser weapon until he gets one.

Archi:

(19) Suddenly a light starts to shine nearby, it seems a piece of technology used a little time to notice your pressence.

 

Ares:

All earth weapons fire an unlimited amount of energy emulating bullets, basically those are lasers. You arrive at the rocky planet.

I stay watching the gate.

Ares sits next to Archi and shoots the gate.

Kimako, with the assualt rifle.

 

Kimako looks around the building. (Is there anything else besides that room?)

Ares:

Archi is not on that planet.

 

Archi:

Nothing more happens.

 

Kimako:

You arrive on the rocky planet. (You may not rob the SGC dammit!)

I didn't know I was. I go and look at the shiny thing

Ares tries to go back through the gate and too the planet Archi is on.

Kimako does the same, before changing her name back to Jen.

2nd one on the list mather said.