Planeteering

[The_Mather1]

Archi:

(15) You start making a map but it is way to vast to map out quickly.

 

Jen:

(8) "You were gone for less than an hour and managed to discover an enemy... in Africa?".

[archimage_a]

Cool, I have a few hours.

[The_Mather1]

Why don't you try just simply looking at the stuff there first, Archi?

[archimage_a]

I would prefer a map... So I know what to look for...

[Retech]

"No silly, did you know that "Zulu" is the most easily pronouncable bisyllable in terms of the naturalness and feel of different mouths? There are hundreds of Zulu around the universe! I hear this one is highly advanced. May I please have it?"

[The_Mather1]

Archi:

It is too big, and I won't make a map, now just look around.

 

Jen:

(2) "I might not be the smartest guy in the universe, but I can tell when someone is lying!", he turns to a soldier "Escort this woman through the gate, will you.".

[archimage_a]

This is ridiculous.

I wait for Retech to go though the gate to me, then I close it, dial Earth, send the signal though, then throw wave after wave of armed claymores though the gate. Once I have run out of claymores I close the gate and call another gate and escape to that.

[Retech]

Jen kicks him in the crotch, before pulling out her AK-47 and shooting both of them, before turning to the rest of them and shooting them as well. (I am relying on the Hippocrates oath, where a doctor can do no harm).

[The_Mather1]

Jen:

(6) You miss the soldiers crotch, only hitting his thigh, then you remember that you don't have an AK. A nearby soldier knows what you are intending to do and shoots you through the head.

(You must now make a new character as the doctor has no obligation to revive criminals.)

 

Archi:

You wait for Jen but she never arrives.

[archimage_a]

I continue to wait for Retech.

[Retech]

Jen, with the assualt rifle thing.

 

 

 

Jen looks around for an armoury.

[The_Mather1]

Retech, no.

 

Archi, she's dead.

[archimage_a]

I continue to wait until someone turns up.

[The_Mather1]

Archi:

You wait 38 minutes then the gate shuts down.

[archimage_a]

I carry on waiting.

[Seraphi]

I'll be Ares, with an assault rifle.

 

Ares walks around asking random people for some kind of laser weapon until he gets one.

[The_Mather1]

Archi:

(19) Suddenly a light starts to shine nearby, it seems a piece of technology used a little time to notice your pressence.

 

Ares:

All earth weapons fire an unlimited amount of energy emulating bullets, basically those are lasers. You arrive at the rocky planet.

[archimage_a]

I stay watching the gate.

[Seraphi]

Ares sits next to Archi and shoots the gate.

[Retech]

Kimako, with the assualt rifle.

 

Kimako looks around the building. (Is there anything else besides that room?)

[The_Mather1]

Ares:

Archi is not on that planet.

 

Archi:

Nothing more happens.

 

Kimako:

You arrive on the rocky planet. (You may not rob the SGC dammit!)

[archimage_a]

I didn't know I was. I go and look at the shiny thing

[Seraphi]

Ares tries to go back through the gate and too the planet Archi is on.

[Retech]

Kimako does the same, before changing her name back to Jen.

[archimage_a]

2nd one on the list mather said.