i try to poison the ice cream.

I infest the planet until I have enough to make a figure similar to the robot to fight it, I leave some to still multiply and I try break open the robot (so I can infest him) If I make a big enough cut, the spores fly into the robot.

Earth - You fail. But, you do notice that the icecream is all beginning to shift to one side of the container, and avoid getting sucked into the flow as it becomes a colossal icecream....... FROG.

 

Icu - You manage to make a figure slightly larger than the robot, but fail to cut into it. The robot punches your "head" into deep space.

i try to set the air around the ice cream on fire.

I ask for permision to mod my mech with llarge inernal air canisters instead of intakes.

I grab it and try to chuck it, I also try chuck it upwards (as the planet has high gravity, it'll hurt more) As well as trying to break it open.

Earth - You fail. The icecream frog whips out its tongue and catches you with it, probably intending to eat you.

 

Mather - Sure. But you still haven't told me whether you want to exchange bullets for conscious mold.

 

Icu - You throw the robot into the air, jump up, and kick it into the ground. It appears to be demolished...

i make myself a fire shield. and if that fails, tries to make meself poisonous.

No.

Earth - You fail to make a fire shield, but succeed at making yourself poisonous. The frog's tongue loses its grip on you, and you land unharmed on the ground.

 

Mather - Ok. You are teleported onto one side of the Grand Canyon. Indiana Jones stand on the other, pointing a .44 magnum at you.

i try to eat the frog.

I begin crushing the debris.

Earth - You try to gnaw away at the frog, but just chip your teeth on its frozenness instead. It attempts to grab you with its tongue again, but it misses.

 

Icu - Smart move. You destroy a timer that looked to be the robot's self-destruct mechanism. You are offered the robot's laser in exchange for your infestation ability, do you accept?

i try to set myself on fire and kamakazie charge it.

Earth - You fail to set yourself on fire, as well as failing the kamikaze charge. You get nabbed by the tongue again instead, though.

fker! die!

i set his tounge on fire!

Earth - You set the tongue on fire, and it drops you. The frog then tries to jump on you, and succeeds. You are now suffocating beneath the weight of a giant icecream frog. (And if anyone didn't think my imagination was twisted before this.....)

Nope :)

 

3/0 :D

 

Next arena please :)

Damnit, I don't want to kill him, he's epic.

 

Well anyways I start filling him with bullets.

Icu - You are placed in a kitchen.

 

Mather - You blow him to shreds. You are offered his whip and skills to use it in exchange for your guns, do you accept? (Nice 20 btw)

i try to burn the frogs ice cream away from my face. pie, first you set me up with a friggen strawberry dog. then mario... then a giant frog made of ice cream. you can go more twisted, but your imagination is at the limit. of twistedness

My spores kill the women. (joking)

 

I begin infesting non counter top areas, to avoid getting cleaned off (just incase)

 

I try to infest areas such as handles, floor, roof, inside cabinets.

piiieeeee?

Nope.

Earth - You fail to melt the frog's head. However, you do manage to get yourself out from under it, and kick it in its left eye.

 

Icu - A lady comes in and sprays Lysol everywhere, then leaves.

 

Mather - You are placed in an old videogame system. You are faced by about 30 clones of Jabba the Hutt.