H4K0N turns on his jetpack and looks for someone to obliviate.

Icu - You try to burrow further, but fail. The flameball tries to send a flow of lava into your tunnels, but fails and ends up making a tower of lava rock just outside it.

 

Ross - You are teleported to an old-style Roman amphitheater.

 

Archi - I had to come up with some way for you to fail... and your phaser stops malfunctioning and you land a devastating blow on the Halibut, causing it to drop its axe. It then falls into the noxious liquid and dies. Do you wish to take the axe in exchange for your phaser?

 

Mather - Your jetpack doesn't really do anything to stop the fall. You look around, and see something move out of the corner of your eye. You sense a barrage of arrows that just flew past your head, missing you entirely.

 

Edit: Rocco - You are teleported to what appear to be the streets of a not-so-nice section of Dallas, Texas.

Errr....No.

I scan the area with my tricorder

Archi - You are teleported out of that arena, and are congratulated on your first win by THE MASTER. You are then teleported to a small cramped room that seem to be full of mold.

Surely that makes them unable to be attacked?

 

The spores left in the burrow begin to multiply exponentially, they shall wait until one million million spores are ready and burrow out.

 

If any are left in the surface, they try to multiply around the whole of the arena and make the entire arena a tornado to suck up all oxygen

I do some more scanning.

H4K0N fires back at where the arrows came from, a three second burst, 24 bullets.

 

Also he yells right after shooting: "Hah, arrows! What did you intend to do? Scratch my paint?"

 

He then turns of the jetpack.

Icu - The spores in the tunnel begin reproducing. The few spores left on the outside of the tunnel attempt to grow further, but fail. The fireball misses with another flame-laser.

 

Archi - The mold seems to be alive in some way... you think on this for a moment, before a piece of mold flies off the wall and begins choking you.

 

Rocco - The streets seem to be empty. The only life you came across was a stray cat.

 

Mather - 22 of the bullets connect with their target, and you see what seems to be black blood pouring from the thing. It shoots some more arrows at you, but only one connects. You begin to feel very odd.

I scan the arena for movement.

 

Also, this looks like it could be popular, and doing dungeoneering every single day gets rather tiring. Do you mind alternating?

I call for a beam out using my lapel pin!

 

If that doesn't work I attempt to communicate with the Mold, by reversing the polarity of my tricorder!

The spores on outside repeat what they were doing, trying to turn the arena into a giant tornado, while the ones in burrow make a microscopic hole (just big enough to fit one of them) and they begin pouring out, they still keep reproducing.

 

They join the tornado.

Ross - Your scan turns up nothing. And I'd be happy GMing this whenever I'm here and capable.

 

Archi - Nothing happens regarding the lapel pin. You manage to communicate with the mold, and get the message that its only intent is to kill you and eat you. It continues choking you, and you are almost dead because of it.

 

Icu - The spores begin tunneling outside, but fail to create a tornado. The fireball fails to retaliate.

 

Rocco - You shoot the cat. The cat's remains begins to mutate, until you are left facing a giant fanged octopus.

I use the phase to vapourise myself, scoring a victory over myself.(So it should be 2/1)

Archi - A suicide counts as a loss, not a win and a loss. Do you want to reconsider?

I move slowly into the centre of the arena, switching laser to medium setting.

I keep trying to make a torrent of wind, hopefully blowing away the fire too, as well as choking it, and making attacking difficult

Ross - You move slowly to the center of the arena. A brick flies out of one of the nearby walls and hits you in the head, rendering you unconscious.

 

Rocco - You land a blow on the octopus, it now seems to be heavily wounded and on fire. It attempts to grab you, but misses. (You got so lucky there...)

 

Icu - You fail again at making a tornado. The fireball launches a flame wave at you, killing many of your spores and lighting a few on fire.

I set the phaser on wide beam and setting 32(Terminate with Extreme Vapourisation) and fire randomly until it gives up, or until I die, hopefully counting as a win or a draw.

Damn, that thing survived impact by twenty-two 19mm hollow-tips, that's just wrong.

 

Håkon attempts to see how the arrow hit him through the tungsten armour, then use his jetpack to push him towards his opponent whilst continously firing.

Archi - You miss completely. The mold has now choked you to death. You find yourself surprisingly alive, but now in an arena that consists of a narrow wooden bridge over a large lake of piranha.

 

Mather - You see that the arrow is black, right before it disintegrates in your hands. You begin feeling woozy, and notice that the arrow has poisoned you. You kick off the wall of the hole towards your opponent, managing to hit him with a couple of bullets. You then get hit by a wave of darkness, and are sent back to your side of the hole, somewhat injured.

The monitor has no head, it's just a hovering orb, but okay.

 

I try to stop malfunctioning.

Ok, the ones in the burrow should still be alive, and flourishing. They keep releasing more, while the survivors in the surface all separate from unison and become invisible to the eye, they're microscopic

Ross - You manage to regain consciousness just in time to dodge another brick that was heaved at you.

 

Icu - The ones up top attempt to become invisible. However, it still seems that the fireball can see them, as it launches a flame wave that only barely misses a large quantity of them.

I make the suit use coolant to add preassure around where I was poisoned in order to slow it down, I then fire ten seconds worth of bullets (80!) at my oponent.

Mather - You slow the poison, but fail to hit with any of your bullets. Something within you tells you that your opponent is now completely dead.