North Korea Going Rogue?

[The Dark Lord]

This just in.

 

"Commies versus Computer Nerds"

 

 

That is all.

[Will H]

South Korea has stopped all trade with North Korea now, with U.S. support.

 

North Korea has stopped all communication with South Korea now, without U.S. support.

 

Oh boy.

[The Dark Lord]

I'm starting to think that all of this [cabbage] is fabricated as some sort of South Korean government plot to wage a war against the North.

 

It doesn't make sense that that pen mark on the torpedo that supposedly sunk the Cheonan happens to be perfectly intact, without any scorch marks or anything. The progress of the various events seem to be all too convenient.

 

Besides, most South Koreans believe that their government is lying. They do not trust their government at all.

 

It's basically Hitler and the Reichstag all over again.

[SeanyTheSailor]

When [cabbage] goes down, which i have no doubt it will...

 

 

Predict events! bonus points for timetables (not dates but like Day 6 type stuff)

 

Day 1 (Insert event here) happens, NK starts firing artillery into Seoul

Day 2 UN condemns NK actions "drastic steps need to be taken"

Day 3 Situation in NK is "not fun"-Some American leader

Day 4 "Someone needs to do something about the junk going down in Korea"

Day 5 Coalition formed to halt NK aggression

Day 15 UN coalition enters SK

After that i don't know...

[Skull]

I'm starting to think that all of this [cabbage] is fabricated as some sort of South Korean government plot to wage a war against the North.

 

It doesn't make sense that that pen mark on the torpedo that supposedly sunk the Cheonan happens to be perfectly intact, without any scorch marks or anything. The progress of the various events seem to be all too convenient.

 

Besides, most South Koreans believe that their government is lying. They do not trust their government at all.

 

It's basically Hitler and the Reichstag all over again.

I personally would have used the Gulf of Tonkin incident and Vietnam war as a comparison, but ok

[jasignhagj]

When [cabbage] goes down, which i have no doubt it will...

 

 

Predict events! bonus points for timetables (not dates but like Day 6 type stuff)

 

Day 1 (Insert event here) happens, NK starts firing artillery into Seoul

Day 2 UN condemns NK actions "drastic steps need to be taken"

Day 3 Situation in NK is "not fun"-Some American leader

Day 4 "Someone needs to do something about the junk going down in Korea"

Day 5 Coalition formed to halt NK aggression

Day 15 UN coalition enters SK

After that i don't know...

 

Day 1 - NK sinks/shoots down an SK ship/plane carrying important political figures.

Day 2 - Koreans are outraged, demand NK surrender and demilitarize immediatly. NK responds by shelling border towns, and demanding the south surrender. SK mobilizes for war, and makes a plea to the UN.

Day 3 - NK Fires 2 nuclear missiles at SK, one hits Seoul and wipes out half the city. The second one blows up on launch, killing ~500 NK soldiers and military staff. SK casualties ~500k

Day 4 - USA threatens nuclear strike on NK. Japan offers financial support to SK. China condemns NKs actions, but warns USA not to use any nuclear weapons so close to Chinese soil. American ships in the region begin strikes against NK military bases.

Day 6 - SK and American forces storm the border, The UN attempts to organize a task force. Meanwhile, Canada sends a WWI era browning in a canoe, Harper will later claim "Canadians played a major part in the second Korean war"

Day 11 - Most of NK is under American control. However they still face heavy resistance from the brainwashed citizens.

Day 14 - NK army pushes back, it's seemingly endless army wrecking havoc on allied forces.

Day 19 - NK leaders agree to a conference in Tokyo. American, UN, SK and NK leaders will be present

Day 20 - An escort supposed to contain NK leaders lands in Tokyo 2 hours late. The planes land on the tarmac at Hedena Airport, but no one exits. After an hour, SWAT-like teams are sent out to investigate. Then, in a split second, everything turns orange. 3 of the planes contained nuclear bombs. The combined explosion of the 3 bombs wrecks havoc on the city of 25 million. America responds by ordering a full retreat from NK, and then sends in the Stealth Bombers.

Day 22 - The dust is yet to settle in NK, having been bombed constantly for two days and nights. Japan is turmoil, massive street protests happen in all cities. Blame is being placed not only on NK, but America too.

Day 35 - US forces finally force a surrender from Hung Jong Kim III, a commander who is deemed to be the highest ranking official alive.

Day 59 - The war is officially declared over, but the effects are still being felt. Worldwide nuclear disarmament rallies are held.

Day 178 - Control of what remains of NK is officially handed over to SK.

Day 390 - UN task force finally arrives, claims to have been 'Lost at sea'

[SeanyTheSailor]

Very detailed 0.0

 

I think you have NK using nukes a bit too early, they have to cost money and if KIm Jong ill doesn't think it would be "cost effective" by using them i dont think he will, but he is a nutter so u never know. Also I think China will play a bigger role than saying "don't use nukes" even if they only say, "Sorry NK u fudged up we're staying home"

[Dizzle229]

I lol'd hard at trol's post.

[The Dark Lord]

When [cabbage] goes down, which i have no doubt it will...

 

 

Predict events! bonus points for timetables (not dates but like Day 6 type stuff)

 

Day 1 (Insert event here) happens, NK starts firing artillery into Seoul

Day 2 UN condemns NK actions "drastic steps need to be taken"

Day 3 Situation in NK is "not fun"-Some American leader

Day 4 "Someone needs to do something about the junk going down in Korea"

Day 5 Coalition formed to halt NK aggression

Day 15 UN coalition enters SK

After that i don't know...

 

1. NK sinks Cheonan

2. SK government shrugs and is quiet about it for over a month

3. SK accuses NK of sinking the Cheonan.

4. An international investigation of the sinking takes place.

5. The international investigation concludes that a torpedo likely sunk the Cheonan.

6. North Korea is accused of sinking the Cheonan. Accusation becomes fact.

7. North Korea threatens war.

8. South Korea says "F you" and shuts off most trade with North Korea.

9. North Korea tells South Korea to bugger off and cuts off ties.

10. The United States begins to talk with and bribe China into being on its side during a hypothetical conflict. China reluctantly obliges.

11. South Korea starts land exercises and naval exercises with the USA.

12. North Korea withdraws its guarantee to not accidentally sink South Korean ships.

13. The United States and China urge peace.

14. South Korea continues military exercises and psychological warfare.

15. North Korea declares war on South Korea and fires dozens of rockets across the DMZ into South Korean fortifications. Ground troops begin to cross the DMZ and meet in the battle field. Warships attack each other.

16. The United States declares war on North Korea.

17. The UN passes sanctions against North Korea and urges peace.

18. North Korea threatens to nuke Seoul.

19. The UN writes North Korea an angry letter. People begin to protest against nuclear weapons.

20. North Korea nukes Seoul. South Korea empties its arsenal on North Korea, thus provoking an all-out nuclear war on the Korean peninsula.

21. UN peacekeepers and Red Cross volunteers travel to Korea in order to care for the wounded.

22. Conventional warfare continues for a little while. Kim Jong-Il flees to China. North Korea finally begins peace talks.

23. The USA warns China against protecting Kim Jong-Il.

24. The United Republic of Korea is formed. Korean infrastructure is "beyond repair" and its economy is in shambles.

25. People protest across the world due to the anarchy within the global economy.

26. The UN "vows for reform."

27. The USA is worried about a future in which China, Russia, and Iran unite against the West. Barack Obama calls for a "new world order of peace and solitude."

28. Members of the Tea Party movement are outraged, and, fearing for the potential loss of American sovereignty after Obama's "NWO speech", attempt an assassination attempt on President Obama.

29. The United States declares martial law.

30. The UN proposes the "International Articles of World Federation". The European Union supports the measures, as does the US.

31. Mass protests continue after Congress bans most firearms and makes it harder to obtain one, thus violating the 4th amendment.

32. An armed uprising is attempted, but the National Guard quickly subdues part of it. States threaten to secede, thus provoking a possible Second American Civil War.

33. Russia, China, and Iran take advantage of America's weakness and form the "Eastern Hegemony".

34. The West responds by forming the Western Alliance.

35. The American government signs an armistice with the rebels.

36. The Western Alliance and the Eastern Hegemony start World War III. The Western Alliance loses a humiliating defeat. The Eastern Hegemony claims parts of Europe and South America. Alaska is ceded to Russia.

37. The former Western Alliance nation states meet and form the Terran Federation.

38. The Eastern Hegemony collapses after economic problems following the Third World War are amplified by an arms race with the Terran Federation.

39. Several Eastern Hegemony nation states join the Terran Federation. The Terran Federation now controls all of Europe and South America, as well as the Philippines, Japan, Russia, India, and Oceania.

40. The Terran Federation experiences tremendous economic growth and plans its first "United Earth" space mission to Mars.

41. Economic problems within former members of the Eastern Hegemony (notably China) forces the rest of the world to join the Terran Federation.

42. UES Geronimo sends the first Terran colonists to a site on Mars known as "New Terra".

43. The Martian colonies grow and are granted Home Rule, but the Martian government quickly becomes corrupt due to the distance between Terra and Mars. The Federation passes the Martian Civil Rights Act.

 

150 Years later...

 

The Terran Federation begins to terraform Venus, Mars, and Luna. All is well with the world until the Federation encounters a hostile alien race during an expedition to Alpha Centauri.

 

Could happen...

[jasignhagj]

When [cabbage] goes down, which i have no doubt it will...

 

 

Predict events! bonus points for timetables (not dates but like Day 6 type stuff)

 

Day 1 (Insert event here) happens, NK starts firing artillery into Seoul

Day 2 UN condemns NK actions "drastic steps need to be taken"

Day 3 Situation in NK is "not fun"-Some American leader

Day 4 "Someone needs to do something about the junk going down in Korea"

Day 5 Coalition formed to halt NK aggression

Day 15 UN coalition enters SK

After that i don't know...

 

1. NK sinks Cheonan

2. SK government shrugs and is quiet about it for over a month

3. SK accuses NK of sinking the Cheonan.

4. An international investigation of the sinking takes place.

5. The international investigation concludes that a torpedo likely sunk the Cheonan.

6. North Korea is accused of sinking the Cheonan. Accusation becomes fact.

7. North Korea threatens war.

8. South Korea says "F you" and shuts off most trade with North Korea.

9. North Korea tells South Korea to bugger off and cuts off ties.

10. The United States begins to talk with and bribe China into being on its side during a hypothetical conflict. China reluctantly obliges.

11. South Korea starts land exercises and naval exercises with the USA.

12. North Korea withdraws its guarantee to not accidentally sink South Korean ships.

13. The United States and China urge peace.

14. South Korea continues military exercises and psychological warfare.

15. North Korea declares war on South Korea and fires dozens of rockets across the DMZ into South Korean fortifications. Ground troops begin to cross the DMZ and meet in the battle field. Warships attack each other.

16. The United States declares war on North Korea.

17. The UN passes sanctions against North Korea and urges peace.

18. North Korea threatens to nuke Seoul.

19. The UN writes North Korea an angry letter. People begin to protest against nuclear weapons.

20. North Korea nukes Seoul. South Korea empties its arsenal on North Korea, thus provoking an all-out nuclear war on the Korean peninsula.

21. UN peacekeepers and Red Cross volunteers travel to Korea in order to care for the wounded.

22. Conventional warfare continues for a little while. Kim Jong-Il flees to China. North Korea finally begins peace talks.

23. The USA warns China against protecting Kim Jong-Il.

24. The United Republic of Korea is formed. Korean infrastructure is "beyond repair" and its economy is in shambles.

25. People protest across the world due to the anarchy within the global economy.

26. The UN "vows for reform."

27. The USA is worried about a future in which China, Russia, and Iran unite against the West. Barack Obama calls for a "new world order of peace and solitude."

28. Members of the Tea Party movement are outraged, and, fearing for the potential loss of American sovereignty after Obama's "NWO speech", attempt an assassination attempt on President Obama.

29. The United States declares martial law.

30. The UN proposes the "International Articles of World Federation". The European Union supports the measures, as does the US.

31. Mass protests continue after Congress bans most firearms and makes it harder to obtain one, thus violating the 4th amendment.

32. An armed uprising is attempted, but the National Guard quickly subdues part of it. States threaten to secede, thus provoking a possible Second American Civil War.

33. Russia, China, and Iran take advantage of America's weakness and form the "Eastern Hegemony".

34. The West responds by forming the Western Alliance.

35. The American government signs an armistice with the rebels.

36. The Western Alliance and the Eastern Hegemony start World War III. The Western Alliance loses a humiliating defeat. The Eastern Hegemony claims parts of Europe and South America. Alaska is ceded to Russia.

37. The former Western Alliance nation states meet and form the Terran Federation.

38. The Eastern Hegemony collapses after economic problems following the Third World War are amplified by an arms race with the Terran Federation.

39. Several Eastern Hegemony nation states join the Terran Federation. The Terran Federation now controls all of Europe and South America, as well as the Philippines, Japan, Russia, India, and Oceania.

40. The Terran Federation experiences tremendous economic growth and plans its first "United Earth" space mission to Mars.

41. Economic problems within former members of the Eastern Hegemony (notably China) forces the rest of the world to join the Terran Federation.

42. UES Geronimo sends the first Terran colonists to a site on Mars known as "New Terra".

43. The Martian colonies grow and are granted Home Rule, but the Martian government quickly becomes corrupt due to the distance between Terra and Mars. The Federation passes the Martian Civil Rights Act.

 

150 Years later...

 

The Terran Federation begins to terraform Venus, Mars, and Luna. All is well with the world until the Federation encounters a hostile alien race during an expedition to Alpha Centauri.

 

Could happen...

 

Except I dont see any WWIII scenario where the world doesn't get nuked to hell and back.

[I_am_Geed]

 

When [cabbage] goes down, which i have no doubt it will...

 

 

Predict events! bonus points for timetables (not dates but like Day 6 type stuff)

 

Day 1 (Insert event here) happens, NK starts firing artillery into Seoul

Day 2 UN condemns NK actions "drastic steps need to be taken"

Day 3 Situation in NK is "not fun"-Some American leader

Day 4 "Someone needs to do something about the junk going down in Korea"

Day 5 Coalition formed to halt NK aggression

Day 15 UN coalition enters SK

After that i don't know...

 

1. NK sinks Cheonan

2. SK government shrugs and is quiet about it for over a month

3. SK accuses NK of sinking the Cheonan.

4. An international investigation of the sinking takes place.

5. The international investigation concludes that a torpedo likely sunk the Cheonan.

6. North Korea is accused of sinking the Cheonan. Accusation becomes fact.

7. North Korea threatens war.

8. South Korea says "F you" and shuts off most trade with North Korea.

9. North Korea tells South Korea to bugger off and cuts off ties.

10. The United States begins to talk with and bribe China into being on its side during a hypothetical conflict. China reluctantly obliges.

11. South Korea starts land exercises and naval exercises with the USA.

12. North Korea withdraws its guarantee to not accidentally sink South Korean ships.

13. The United States and China urge peace.

14. South Korea continues military exercises and psychological warfare.

15. North Korea declares war on South Korea and fires dozens of rockets across the DMZ into South Korean fortifications. Ground troops begin to cross the DMZ and meet in the battle field. Warships attack each other.

16. The United States declares war on North Korea.

17. The UN passes sanctions against North Korea and urges peace.

18. North Korea threatens to nuke Seoul.

19. The UN writes North Korea an angry letter. People begin to protest against nuclear weapons.

20. North Korea nukes Seoul. South Korea empties its arsenal on North Korea, thus provoking an all-out nuclear war on the Korean peninsula.

21. UN peacekeepers and Red Cross volunteers travel to Korea in order to care for the wounded.

22. Conventional warfare continues for a little while. Kim Jong-Il flees to China. North Korea finally begins peace talks.

23. The USA warns China against protecting Kim Jong-Il.

24. The United Republic of Korea is formed. Korean infrastructure is "beyond repair" and its economy is in shambles.

25. People protest across the world due to the anarchy within the global economy.

26. The UN "vows for reform."

27. The USA is worried about a future in which China, Russia, and Iran unite against the West. Barack Obama calls for a "new world order of peace and solitude."

28. Members of the Tea Party movement are outraged, and, fearing for the potential loss of American sovereignty after Obama's "NWO speech", attempt an assassination attempt on President Obama.

29. The United States declares martial law.

30. The UN proposes the "International Articles of World Federation". The European Union supports the measures, as does the US.

31. Mass protests continue after Congress bans most firearms and makes it harder to obtain one, thus violating the 4th amendment.

32. An armed uprising is attempted, but the National Guard quickly subdues part of it. States threaten to secede, thus provoking a possible Second American Civil War.

33. Russia, China, and Iran take advantage of America's weakness and form the "Eastern Hegemony".

34. The West responds by forming the Western Alliance.

35. The American government signs an armistice with the rebels.

36. The Western Alliance and the Eastern Hegemony start World War III. The Western Alliance loses a humiliating defeat. The Eastern Hegemony claims parts of Europe and South America. Alaska is ceded to Russia.

37. The former Western Alliance nation states meet and form the Terran Federation.

38. The Eastern Hegemony collapses after economic problems following the Third World War are amplified by an arms race with the Terran Federation.

39. Several Eastern Hegemony nation states join the Terran Federation. The Terran Federation now controls all of Europe and South America, as well as the Philippines, Japan, Russia, India, and Oceania.

40. The Terran Federation experiences tremendous economic growth and plans its first "United Earth" space mission to Mars.

41. Economic problems within former members of the Eastern Hegemony (notably China) forces the rest of the world to join the Terran Federation.

42. UES Geronimo sends the first Terran colonists to a site on Mars known as "New Terra".

43. The Martian colonies grow and are granted Home Rule, but the Martian government quickly becomes corrupt due to the distance between Terra and Mars. The Federation passes the Martian Civil Rights Act.

 

150 Years later...

 

The Terran Federation begins to terraform Venus, Mars, and Luna. All is well with the world until the Federation encounters a hostile alien race during an expedition to Alpha Centauri.

 

Could happen...

 

Except I dont see any WWIII scenario where the world doesn't get nuked to hell and back.

 

 

WW3 will be nukes ahoy. Unless countries can come up with decent anti-nuke devices (SAMs on steroids maybe?)

[The Dark Lord]

Hey, I could right a book with that. Am I right?

[Alg]

Hey, I could right a book with that. Am I right?

It's pretty much a worst case scenario of the cold war with (some) different names. Probably been done.

[jasignhagj]

Hey, I could right a book with that. Am I right?

It's pretty much a worst case scenario of the cold war with (some) different names. Probably been done.

 

Yes, but has it been done with Kazakhstan as a major player?

 

He doesn't get the inside-jokieness of it.

[The Dark Lord]

Hey, I could right a book with that. Am I right?

It's pretty much a worst case scenario of the cold war with (some) different names. Probably been done.

 

Yes, but has it been done with Kazakhstan as a major player?

 

He doesn't get the inside-jokieness of it.

 

The Kazakhstan Empire? Who would've forgot!?

 

The Kazakhstan Empire is where Borat seizes power and conquers Russia and Byzantine Empire.

[jasignhagj]

Soon, my friend, soon.

[obfuscator]

I lol'd. I really should read falador tavern more often.