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Soldiers of Napta

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Tariku bends over quickly graps his goolies but it didn't hurt him that much due to it not hitting the centre, hahahahahahaha.

Anyway, Tariku attempts to decay Ross's leg so it would either turn to skeleton, or become so old that he could barely walk on the floor.

 

If I fail to decay him sufficiently. I attempt to use geokinesis to move the bat poo into his face and then attempt to disoriontate him.

If I succede I start kicking his head in.

 

(Also, if the geokinesis fails i'll kick him in the [bits])

(EDIT: NOTICE THE BEND OVER AT THE START, I THINK YOU MISS ROSS)

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You're probably too distracted. Also, I think that's abuse of the system, since you read my post and reacted to it.

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No, I actually posted that before in a reaction to getting kicked.

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Eh, Pies is smart enough to see through your BS.

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"Pvt. Godmodder, sir! I specialize in spec. ops., due to the fact that I magically sense people's movements before they make them, sir!"

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Eh, Pies is smart enough to see through your BS.

Somethings going wrong!

I'm going lie

Somethings going wrong!

I'm going to petition to get Hex banned.

Somethings going wrong!

I'm going to make a personal attack again.

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This is why, this is why, this is why we hate you :blink:

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

I don't hate Hex.

 

He just has a tendency to be annoying.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Nex - You fail to unfreeze yourself or Grim. You do manage to carve your seemingly pointless message into the wall, though. +0.2 terrakinetics.

 

Icu - All the other people actually aren't out of the sewer yet. You walk around, and see Hex and Ross fighting near a enormous pile of flaming bat poo.

 

Ross - You see a construction exit next to the flaming pile of bat poo. You miss trying to kick Hex in the head, but manage to attract a couple dozen bats of varying sizes, who begin rage-attacking Hex. For some reason, they think you're dead.

 

Hex - You fail to decay Ross's leg. Instead, you decay what your hands are immediately over.... ouch. You then somehow manage to fling a small pile of flaming bat dung in Ross's general direction using terrakinetics, but you miss. You are then set upon by a horde of bats, of which you manage to kill a few. +0.1 terrakinetics, +0.1 melee.

 

And I swear, these dice absolutely love irony.

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And I absolutely love those dice :thumbsup:

 

Anywho, I try to unfreeze Grim and myself again.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Mather searches around, using the spark as a light source.

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Irony is a very satisfying meal. So easy to prepare, and delicious to boot.

 

Ares continues to get out of the sewer, and once outside looks around for any people or buildings, which might possibly have medical supplies in.

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And the whole practising my elemoancy by changing stone to metal and vice versa?

 

I walk past them and sigh, and continue on, still practising

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

As the nerve endings are gone I feel no pain but can't have babys anymore, I waddle a bit and then I try to lift up the bat dung and then create a sort of poo-shield around me to stop me from the invading bats.

Then I use saprokinesis to kill some bats and finally waddle to a corner and de-decay my bits.

 

 

I EDITED, PLEASE RE-ROLL IF YOU HAVE ROLLED!!!!!!!1

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And the whole practising my elemoancy by changing stone to metal and vice versa?

 

I walk past them and sigh, and continue on, still practising

Elmomancy? Sweet! You can educate children and cause stampedes at Walmart!

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

It doesn't even say elmo XD

 

Fine I don't know control over all metals? Will be very useful in this day and age.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Nex - You manage to unfreeze Grim and yourself. +0.3 pyrokinetics.

 

Mather - You find nothing. Instead, something in the water finds YOU, and decides to start devouring your left foot.

 

Ross - You still find it somewhat difficult to move with your broken leg, but manage to get to the emergency building exit, where there is a huge tower of stairs. After some mild swearing, you see an emergency medical kit on the concrete wall.... 2 feet above where you can reach.

 

Icu - Sorry, I missed that. You realize that your skills are not sufficient enough to manipulate something atomic structure in such as way as of yet. (I'll let you have an extra action next roll to make up for that)

 

Hex - You manage to create a poo-shield using terrokinetics, which drives the bats away sufficiently. You then realize that the poo is still on fire, and start slowly baking. +0.2 terrokinetics. (your other extra actions were too much for this roll.)

 

I WILL NO LONGER RESPOND TO EDITS IN A POST. I WILL respond to replacement actions in a different post, though.

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Ares tries to blast it from the wall using Aerokinesis (Works with Cartokinesis pretty well, so I'm happy) and use the medical kit, before beginning the ascent.

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Ok I keep walking down the sewer.

 

Practising moving metals and stone around to get a basic feel for those sorts of elements

 

I also begin practising on gasous elements around the air trying to create a gas and metal ball.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Håkon jumps up, trying to grab hold of something to elevate him then send the orb onto the creature or into the water.

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Using the Terrokientic I push it all away from me and then form the dung into balls and start spinning them around me, skeletonising all bats around me with saprokinesis.

After that I push all the dung away from me, attempt to de-decay my bits and practise a bit of umbrakinesis/Lumokinesis in an attempt to put some more light around the drains.

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I get up and run towards the crap-fire. When I get there, I try keeping Hex from frying using cryokinesis. But only enough to keep him from dying, not from being incapacitated.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Ares - You use aerokinetics to blast the medkit off the wall. You catch it, open it, and find some gauze, a collapsible splint, blood thinner, various unlabeled bottles, and what looks like a metal stick with a button. +0.1 aerokinetics.

 

Icu - You walk down the sewer, moving around some metal bits that have been flushed down there over the years. +0.2 allokinetics.

 

Mather - You jump up and grab hold of a random metal bar hanging from the sewer ceiling. You drop the electric orb into the water, but nothing happens. +0.2 fitness.

 

Hex - You fail to remove your flaming crapshield, and it instead collapses on you. You are saved from a crappy death by Nex, although the weight of the crap did break your left wrist.

 

Nex - You manage to cool Hex's flaming crapshield to where he will survive it collapsing on him. +0.2 cryokinetics.

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And the gasous ball XD?

 

I continue down the sewer

 

Try to create a gas ball

 

I also begin to try get the water to create a liquid ball, basically liquid control

 

I want to control 3/4 states of matter!

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

Ares uses the guaze and the collapsible splint on his leg, and holds the metal stick away from him while pressing the button to see if it is a crutch.

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