>Not making excuses for hurting the wall.

 

20 HP.

I throw a can of Bosco at the wall.

 

19 HP

 

(Yes I used a Seinfeld reference.)

The wall is pulverized to a pulp.

 

18 HP

I set the wall on fire.

 

17 HP

I punch the wall.

 

16 HP

I throw the sword in your rank image at the wall.

 

15 HP

The wall gets some soup.

 

16 HP.

I scare the wall and it loses HP.

 

15 HP

The wall drains energy from the world.

 

16 HP.

The wall is slapped.

 

14 HP

 

But that's what turns the wall on.

 

16 HP.

I throw a hammer at the wall.

 

15 HP

Same reaction as before.

 

16 HP.

:mellow:

 

15 hP

Stabs the wall.

 

14 HP

I throw a plasma grenade which sticks to the wall.

 

13 HP

I throw a semtex which also sticks to the wall. BOOM!

 

12 HP

The wall licks my feet.

 

11 HP

I pour some HCL on the wall.

 

10 HP

-punch-

 

9 HP

-kick-

 

8 HP

-german suplex-

 

7 HP

Fires the death star at the wall.

 

6 HP

I turn off a cigar on the wall's forehead and proceed to sniff a line of coke from a hooker's nipple.

 

This pleases the wall.

 

7 HP.

The wall is a wall in a prison bathroom.

 

6 HP