I X the Y.

 

59 HP.

I accidentally the wall.

 

60 HP

I add an extra Y chromosome to the wall.

 

Dealing it damage overtime...

 

59 HP

I seal the wall in a coffin and throw it down the sea.

 

58 HP.

The wall is unharmed.

 

59 HP.

The wall is hammed.

 

58 HP.

Liar.

 

59 HP.

Hair. The wall has none. Because he's bald.

 

58 HP.

He invests in a wig.

 

59 HP

I hug the wall.

 

60 HP

 

61 HP

SQUEEEZE IT

 

60 HP.

Squeeeeeze~

61 HP

I make fun of the wall's athelete foot.

 

60 HP.

The wall buys a cleaner foot.

 

61 HP

I love the wall.

 

62 HP

The wall likes that.

 

63 HP

I hug the wall.

 

64 HP

All this hugging is making the wall thirsty.

 

63 HP.

He gets a drink.

 

64 HP.

He gets a drink.

 

64 HP.

He is disappointed by double posting.

 

63 HP.

The wall smells like cat piss.

 

62 HP.

I spray it with air spray.

 

63 HP

And you blow the wall away.

 

62 HP.