I hug the wall.

 

60 HP

I poke at the wall's rolls of fat.

 

59 HP.

the fat bounces back and gives you a concussion.

 

60hp.

I get a fat person to poke at the wall, creating an endless bouncing of fat, trapping the wall with the fat guy, because if the wall moves, it gets the hit.

 

59 HP.

a cold winter is coming, thankfully all that fat gives the wall a comfy warm place to sleep.

 

60hp

A mod deletes the wall's post.

 

59 HP.

but renames the entire thread after said post.

 

60hp.

Still, to this day, nobody acknowledges the wall's achievement.

 

59 HP.

 

(HURT THE WALL, HURT IT!)

I follow Napalm's advice; I hurt the wall.

 

58 HP

sonny teams up with the wall.

 

59hp.

 

The wall is the guy.

 

60 HP.

the wall has an army of fangirls.

 

61hp.

They are all landwhales.

 

60 HP.

perfect meat shields.

 

61hp.

Except that they have mouths, and talk, and are annoying, and drive the wall to suicide.

 

60 HP.

so the wall goes to heaven. (put you hand up if you did NOT see that coming >.>)

 

61hp.

I hug the wall.

 

62 HP

I did not see that coming. Neither did god, who is pretty pissed at the wall going there uninvited, and sends the wall to hell.

 

61 HP.

I pour water on the wall.

 

62 HP

It evaporates before reaching the wall.

 

61 HP.

I pour saline on it which has a higher boiling point.

 

62 HP

the wall enjoys the saline!

 

63hp.

IT GETS IN HIS EYES OH GOD THEY ARE BURNING AHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

62 HP.

but it improves the walls eyesight!

 

63hp.

Eyes? Where we are going we won't need eyes.

 

62 HP.