And this somehow affects the wall.

 

59 HP.

Which furthers the chain of events that somehow still have something to do with the wall.

 

58 HP.

The wall gets hired to appear in a remake of Indiana Jones. He get's smashed by a gigant rolling ball. Oh, and the movie sucked, too.

 

57 HP.

The wall doesn't cross its legs as it goes down a water slide.

 

56 HP.

The wall has rabies.

 

55 HP.

Takes a can of spray paint and sprays smiley faces all over the wall then drills a hole in the wall and gives it

a carrot as a nose.

 

56hp

You just drilled a hole in the wall. The wall is bleeding. And to make it worse, the dirt in the carrot infected the wound.

 

55 HP.

The wall works for fifty years in a building with asbestos ceiling tiles.

 

54 HP.

The wall is eaten by trolls.

 

53 HP.

The wall makes its way through the trolls stomachs and is pooped out and begins to grow from the trolls poop

along with flowers growing from it.

 

54hp

The wall gets caught in an endless recursion of time.

 

53 HP.

The wall falls into a really big hole.

 

52 HP.

The wall gets caught in an endless recursion of time.

 

53 HP.

I smack the wall in the face.

 

52 HP.

Forcing the wall out of the endless recursion of time.

 

51 HP.

I cast "cure" on the wall.

 

52 HP

I shove a pokeball down the walls throat.

 

51 HP.

The wall spills his house.

 

52 HP

The wall gets dumped by his imaginary girlfriend.

 

51 HP.

The wall trades all of his land for a pumpkin.

 

50 HP.

Which gets stolen by Bruce Lee's ghost.

 

49 HP.

But Chuck Norris help defends the wall and gets it back.

 

50 HP

And then Steven Seagal turns up...

 

49 HP.

With his good friend Bruce Willis.

 

48 HP.

And to make it worse, all the evidence points that the wall is working with a terrorist group that killed Seagal's cup buddy and kidnapped Bruce Willis' family. They mad.

 

47 HP.