Star. Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 The wall escapes his past. 48 HP BTW, where's the get to 1000 thread. You guys have more chance of winning that then the other one. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 But now he's chased by his future. 47 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The wall gets struck by lightning 73 times. 46 HP. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The wall pops a yoga ball while stretching with it. 45 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The wall pops a testicle while doing yoga. 44 HP. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 A hobo steals the other one.43 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Luckily I have two sets of balls and give him a pair. 44 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 But you're no longer 4balls and this saddens the wall. 43 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I give the wall water. 44 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 The wall manages to choke on it. 43 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 And then slips on a dead antelope. 42 hp "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Whose family presses charges. 41 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 But then drops the charges and the wall is released on bail. 42 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Still, the mark is there in the criminal record and the wall gets turned down from many jobs. 41 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Realizing this the wall becomes the ultimate underworld king and runs a very successful black market. He's also protected by his bodyguards... Who are loyal. And he's surrounded by bulletproof glass all time... Which have air vents so he won't suffocate. 42 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 His pet dog dies, though. 41 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I get him a Roomba and harness as a pet. 42 HP Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 The wall has been restored to his former glory! 43 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I whack the wall with a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. 42 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 The wall likes that. 43 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I do it so much he becomes sick of it. 42 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 The wall gets a jellyfish sting but pees on it. 43 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 He accidentally drinks some of his own pee. 42 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 43 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 42 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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