September 18, 201114 yr The wall escapes his past. 48 HP BTW, where's the get to 1000 thread. You guys have more chance of winning that then the other one. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
September 20, 201114 yr The wall gets struck by lightning 73 times. 46 HP. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
September 20, 201114 yr The wall pops a testicle while doing yoga. 44 HP. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
September 20, 201114 yr Luckily I have two sets of balls and give him a pair. 44 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
September 21, 201114 yr And then slips on a dead antelope. 42 hp "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti
September 21, 201114 yr But then drops the charges and the wall is released on bail. 42 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
September 21, 201114 yr Still, the mark is there in the criminal record and the wall gets turned down from many jobs. 41 HP.
September 21, 201114 yr Realizing this the wall becomes the ultimate underworld king and runs a very successful black market. He's also protected by his bodyguards... Who are loyal. And he's surrounded by bulletproof glass all time... Which have air vents so he won't suffocate. 42 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
September 22, 201114 yr I get him a Roomba and harness as a pet. 42 HP Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.
September 22, 201114 yr The wall has been restored to his former glory! 43 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
September 23, 201114 yr The wall gets a jellyfish sting but pees on it. 43 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
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