the wall likes my avatar.

 

30hp.

 

wait... isent it lp now?

 

i guess its on 300 lp :razz:

I teach the wall the way of the rubber glove.

 

29 HP.

0_o

 

i put a pile of fast blasters and a big shot on the wall.

 

30hp.

The wall feels better after being sick for two days.

 

31HP.

I give the wall AIDS.

 

30 HP.

Breaking news, a free, easy cure to AIDS has beem found.

 

31HP.

30 HP.

 

The cure has cancer as a side effect.

The wall already has cancer.

 

They cancel out.

 

31HP.

The wall faces Hokuto Shinken.

 

30HP.

The wall has a plague doctor mask and takes the opportunity to laugh at Napalm.

 

31HP.

I burn the wall for being an impostor.

 

30HP.

Use X-Potion > The Wall.

 

31HP.

I setup a reality displacement field generator around the wall

 

32hp.

 

for those who dont know, it removes existence from a set "space" (to use the word lightly) creating a place that nothing can move though, thus makes a force field that is 100% indestructible vs anything.

I am confused, however, the wall is not, and is happy to impart his wisdom.

 

33HP.

its quite simple really.

 

if you put something in the way of a sound, it might block it.

but go in to space, the sound wave cant go anywhere (in space, no one can hear you screem!) simply becouse it cant exsist.

 

its the same idea, but insted of sound, its mass, energy... everything!.

 

 

the wall is jealous of my smartistude. but is glad to have me on its side.

 

34hp.

I can't think well, while I'm sick.

 

But the wall can.

 

35HP.

the wall buys a devine and equips it.

 

36hp.

The wall starts playing Runescape because of the Wildy update.

 

35 HP.

and gets lots of geepee from scamming kiddies

 

36hp

the wall realises that, as a wall, has a defence level of 1000.

 

37hp.

and one attack and one strength

but still pwns

 

38hp

I move the topic away from RuneScape, the wall is grateful.

 

39HP.

i cover the wall in spikes.

 

it now has level 99 attack and str.

 

40hp.

I give the wall some stir-fry.

 

41HP.

the wall understands the question, and thus the answer.

 

42hp.