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Don't Hurt The Wall

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The wall returns to Norway, and ends up in Drammen.

 

29 HP.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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The wall falconpunches another wall out of frustration, then realizes he just killed his long-lost brother.

 

27 HP.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

The wall slips on a random severed tail.

 

26 HP

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The wall gets falconpunched into the Pacific Ocean.

 

25 HP.

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Then ascends to quick and gets oxygen poisoning.

 

22 HP

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Twitter:

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And then gets falconpunched back into the trench.

 

21 HP.

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The wall hits an underwater gravity-pad and shoots back out of the ocean, landing on top of Spork's falconpunching hand and severing it.

 

20 HP.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

It then bounces back into the air before faceplanting on a spiked mat.

 

19 HP

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Twitter:

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The Stork falconpunches the Wall with his *adamantium-plated fist*, shattering the left false rib and tearing the liver!

An artery has been severed by the strike!

The Wall is knocked backwards by the blow!

 

18 HP.

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The Wall is mobbed by goblins, gets venom spit in it's mouth by a snake, blows up after poking a treasure chest with a stick, blows up even more when a dungeon explodes with him inside, and then falls down a chute, painfully crashes through a rusted metal grate, and lands in magma.

 

You are dead, choose 5.0 points of experience to lose.

 

17 HP.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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The wall gets falcon punched to Mongolia.

 

15 HP.

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The wall doesn't get all the Dungeoneering and Dwarf Fortress references that have been posted in this thread.

 

14 Hp.

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The wall finds his luck penny imbeded on his face.

 

14 HP.

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Twitter:

@TheMather1

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The wall finds out about the game RuneScape. He is horrified by how terrible it is.

 

12 HP.

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The wall finds World of Warcraft, and does nothing for 3 months, thus starving himself. 11 HP.

 

IS ALMOST DEAD

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He is then horrified by his own bad taste.

 

11 HP.

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Twitter:

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I massage the wall and accidentally break off a brick.

 

10 HP

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

The Wall tries to falcon punch Comical, but breaks all the bones in its hand.

 

8 HP (pay attention Mather and Tech).

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

But the wall eats himself for dessert.

 

10 HP.

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The wall facepalms because people keep messing up the count.

 

8 HP.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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