August 20, 201015 yr We've all seen it. People judge others by comparing them to 'Real men'. So, as a thread idea, what do real men do? [hide=Real men shave with meat cleavers and olive oil, apparently]:oops: Awww shucks guys. Yeah and I hadn't shaved for a couple of days, and by razor is pretty blunt...but the packs with new heads are so expensive, like $20 bucks for a three pack...I can help you there. Real men shave with meat cleavers and olive oil.[/hide] Have fun making these up! To start things off; Real men eat glass for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing.
August 20, 201015 yr I believe... To start things off; Real men eat pizza steel nails for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
August 20, 201015 yr Author I believe... To start things off; Real men eat pizza steel nails for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing.I editted it :]
August 21, 201015 yr Real men only need one tissue when watching The Notebook. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 21, 201015 yr Real men eat their cereal with molten steel. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 21, 201015 yr Real men hunt bears at night with a combat knife while listening to metal. Also they are usually blindfolded, just to be sure. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 21, 201015 yr Real men water their shrub gardens with vengeance. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
August 21, 201015 yr Real men hold the door for a lady, then slam it shut to make sure the door knows who's boss. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 22, 201015 yr Real men eat cake and pie, cake and pie and cake, cake and pie and cake and pie and cake. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
August 22, 201015 yr Real men build houses of broken dreams, with a sunroof of dashed hopes. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 22, 201015 yr Real men build a dream kitchen with their own hands, then smash it to bits with those same hands. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
August 23, 201015 yr Real men set their Lady Gaga ring tones to MAXIMUM VOLUME. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
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