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Real men...

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We've all seen it. People judge others by comparing them to 'Real men'.

 

So, as a thread idea, what do real men do?

 

[hide=Real men shave with meat cleavers and olive oil, apparently]

:oops: Awww shucks guys.

 

Yeah and I hadn't shaved for a couple of days, and by razor is pretty blunt...but the packs with new heads are so expensive, like $20 bucks for a three pack...

I can help you there.

 

Real men shave with meat cleavers and olive oil.

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Have fun making these up!

 

To start things off; Real men eat glass for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing.

I believe...

 

To start things off; Real men eat pizza steel nails for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

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I believe...

 

To start things off; Real men eat pizza steel nails for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing.

I editted it :]

Real men only need one tissue when watching The Notebook.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Real men eat their cereal with molten steel.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Real men have a Y chromosome.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Real men hunt bears at night with a combat knife while listening to metal. Also they are usually blindfolded, just to be sure.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Real men water their shrub gardens with vengeance.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Real men eat ice cream with chopsticks

Real men hold the door for a lady, then slam it shut to make sure the door knows who's boss.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Real men wear shorts and their socks pulled all the way to their knees.

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Real men wear skirts in public

Real men carry brass knuckles in their purses.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Real men eat cake and pie, cake and pie and cake, cake and pie and cake and pie and cake.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Real men eat tea and drink cake.

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Real men build houses of broken dreams, with a sunroof of dashed hopes.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Real men like pink.<3:

Real men build a dream kitchen with their own hands, then smash it to bits with those same hands.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Real men watch Family Guy, and enjoy it

Real men eat a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.

Real men come back from their bans.

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Real men come back while banned

Real men kill someone then get a red card for it in a soccer game.

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Real men set their Lady Gaga ring tones to MAXIMUM VOLUME.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Real men drink 1 liter of Belgian beer in 1 go.

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