Assume Nothing Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 We've all seen it. People judge others by comparing them to 'Real men'. So, as a thread idea, what do real men do? [hide=Real men shave with meat cleavers and olive oil, apparently]:oops: Awww shucks guys. Yeah and I hadn't shaved for a couple of days, and by razor is pretty blunt...but the packs with new heads are so expensive, like $20 bucks for a three pack...I can help you there. Real men shave with meat cleavers and olive oil.[/hide] Have fun making these up! To start things off; Real men eat glass for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I believe... To start things off; Real men eat pizza steel nails for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 I believe... To start things off; Real men eat pizza steel nails for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing.I editted it :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men only need one tissue when watching The Notebook. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men eat their cereal with molten steel. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men have a Y chromosome. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men hunt bears at night with a combat knife while listening to metal. Also they are usually blindfolded, just to be sure. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men water their shrub gardens with vengeance. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted August 21, 2010 Author Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men eat ice cream with chopsticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men hold the door for a lady, then slam it shut to make sure the door knows who's boss. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men wear shorts and their socks pulled all the way to their knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted August 21, 2010 Author Share Posted August 21, 2010 Real men wear skirts in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Real men carry brass knuckles in their purses. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Real men eat cake and pie, cake and pie and cake, cake and pie and cake and pie and cake. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Real men eat tea and drink cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Real men build houses of broken dreams, with a sunroof of dashed hopes. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Real men like pink.<3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Real men build a dream kitchen with their own hands, then smash it to bits with those same hands. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted August 22, 2010 Author Share Posted August 22, 2010 Real men watch Family Guy, and enjoy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Real men eat a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Real men come back from their bans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Real men come back while banned YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Real men kill someone then get a red card for it in a soccer game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Real men set their Lady Gaga ring tones to MAXIMUM VOLUME. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Real men drink 1 liter of Belgian beer in 1 go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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