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We've all seen it. People judge others by comparing them to 'Real men'.

 

So, as a thread idea, what do real men do?

 

[hide=Real men shave with meat cleavers and olive oil, apparently]

:oops: Awww shucks guys.

 

Yeah and I hadn't shaved for a couple of days, and by razor is pretty blunt...but the packs with new heads are so expensive, like $20 bucks for a three pack...

I can help you there.

 

Real men shave with meat cleavers and olive oil.

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Have fun making these up!

 

To start things off; Real men eat glass for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing.

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I believe...

 

To start things off; Real men eat pizza steel nails for breakfast and ain't afraid of nothing.

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Real men eat their cereal with molten steel.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Real men hunt bears at night with a combat knife while listening to metal. Also they are usually blindfolded, just to be sure.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Real men hold the door for a lady, then slam it shut to make sure the door knows who's boss.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Real men build houses of broken dreams, with a sunroof of dashed hopes.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Real men build a dream kitchen with their own hands, then smash it to bits with those same hands.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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