IHasChicken Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 DKS Trip #5 The following was taken from a letter to one "Dagganoth Rex" Dear Rex, I regret to inform you that, by only giving me a warrior ring and a DRAGONSTONE, you have broken our contract for you to supply me a berserker ring every single trip. This is a serious clam, and as such, subsequent litigation will occur until I obtain restitutions in the amount of 5,500,000GP. I also regret to inform you that I have found a new supplier, one "Optimus (I mean dagganoth,) Prime,) who is supplying me with archer rings at one-third of the cost, and also provides me with 2 a trip. This document is your notice of the null and void nature of our deal. Best Regards, IHasChicken. Good Old Primey also gave me Elite #6, lets do this shizzle all over the HIZZLE!!! JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DONT SPAM MY BLOG GOD DAMNIT@@@ Edited December 10, 2010 by tripsis Please don't stretch out the page with excessive characters ;) JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 wow can you please calm down. my children can hear you from across the room. WAIT HOLD ON ONE SECOND BACK THE [bleep] UP you have children, Obtaurian? yes. their names are bonkers and bladewing. I call them B1 and B2, but you'll never guess which is which (protip: they're numbered in order of which I would have preferred to abort first). To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 wow can you please calm down. my children can hear you from across the room. WAIT HOLD ON ONE SECOND BACK THE [bleep] UP you have children, Obtaurian? yes. their names are bonkers and bladewing. I call them B1 and B2, but you'll never guess which is which (protip: they're numbered in order of which I would have preferred to abort first). Maybe if you aborted yourself 19 years ago you wouldnt have this problem. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 wow can you please calm down. my children can hear you from across the room. WAIT HOLD ON ONE SECOND BACK THE [bleep] UP you have children, Obtaurian? yes. their names are bonkers and bladewing. I call them B1 and B2, but you'll never guess which is which (protip: they're numbered in order of which I would have preferred to abort first). Maybe if you aborted yourself 19 years ago you wouldnt have this problem. LOL YOU CAN'T ABORT YOURSELF AT NEARLY TWO YEARS OLD :/ or can you To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 wow can you please calm down. my children can hear you from across the room. WAIT HOLD ON ONE SECOND BACK THE [bleep] UP you have children, Obtaurian? yes. their names are bonkers and bladewing. I call them B1 and B2, but you'll never guess which is which (protip: they're numbered in order of which I would have preferred to abort first). Maybe if you aborted yourself 19 years ago you wouldnt have this problem. LOL YOU CAN'T ABORT YOURSELF AT NEARLY TWO YEARS OLD :/ or can you Anything's possible with a coathanger. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 i'm bout to abort your blog To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 i'm bout to abort your blog If I wasn't at DKS atm I'd think of a more colourful way to tell you to SHUT THE HELL UP! Actually, that kinda works, I like it. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 can't tell if serious. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 can't tell if serious. Runescape blogs are srs bsns. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 can't tell if serious. Runescape blogs are srs bsns. oh fml that's right. :/ Hello IHasChicken. Nice blog! I wanted to wish you luck in all of your endeavors. I can see you have very nice stats. I would like to put my [bleep] inside of you we should go DKing sometime! To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 can't tell if serious. Runescape blogs are srs bsns. oh fml that's right. :/ Hello IHasChicken. Nice blog! I wanted to wish you luck in all of your endeavors. I can see you have very nice stats. I would like to put my [bleep] inside of you we should go DKing sometime! I REPORTED YOU SCUM! JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 Day 30 (10/12/10) Not much to say today. Did 2 elites, both were junk (ew,) and 3 DK's trips. Going to go for a fourth right now. Got 98 Magic in my third DK's trip, which is cool, now I'll see if i can get 98-99 solely at DK's. Also tooled around a bit in BH and got about 2m profit. Would LOVE one more set of prayer brawlers, would make the journey to 99 oh so much easier. Also did my first BoB for ages, and was quite surprised to see how well I'm going off, and that I can basically easily afford 99 prayer right now. Going to try and time it so I get range, mage and prayer to 99 on the 18th for a community event. NOW LOOK AT MAH PICS!!! DK's Trip #6 DK's Trip #7 DK's Trip #8 BoB #1 JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Day 30 (10/12/10) Not much to say today. Did 2 elites, both were junk (ew,) and 3 DK's trips. Going to go for a fourth right now. Got 98 Magic in my third DK's trip, which is cool, now I'll see if i can get 98-99 solely at DK's. Also tooled around a bit in BH and got about 2m profit. Would LOVE one more set of prayer brawlers, would make the journey to 99 oh so much easier. Also did my first BoB for ages, and was quite surprised to see how well I'm going off, and that I can basically easily afford 99 prayer right now. Going to try and time it so I get range, mage and prayer to 99 on the 18th for a community event. NOW LOOK AT MAH PICS!!! DK's Trip #6 DK's Trip #7 DK's Trip #8 BoB #1 500 k cash? Wanna rwt less? You're nothing but scum. Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Day 30 (10/12/10) Not much to say today. Did 2 elites, both were junk (ew,) and 3 DK's trips. Going to go for a fourth right now. Got 98 Magic in my third DK's trip, which is cool, now I'll see if i can get 98-99 solely at DK's. Also tooled around a bit in BH and got about 2m profit. Would LOVE one more set of prayer brawlers, would make the journey to 99 oh so much easier. Also did my first BoB for ages, and was quite surprised to see how well I'm going off, and that I can basically easily afford 99 prayer right now. Going to try and time it so I get range, mage and prayer to 99 on the 18th for a community event. NOW LOOK AT MAH PICS!!! DK's Trip #6 DK's Trip #7 DK's Trip #8 BoB #1 500 k cash? Wanna rwt less? You're nothing but scum. I seem to have double posted. . Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Day 30 (10/12/10) Not much to say today. Did 2 elites, both were junk (ew,) and 3 DK's trips. Going to go for a fourth right now. Got 98 Magic in my third DK's trip, which is cool, now I'll see if i can get 98-99 solely at DK's. Also tooled around a bit in BH and got about 2m profit. Would LOVE one more set of prayer brawlers, would make the journey to 99 oh so much easier. Also did my first BoB for ages, and was quite surprised to see how well I'm going off, and that I can basically easily afford 99 prayer right now. Going to try and time it so I get range, mage and prayer to 99 on the 18th for a community event. NOW LOOK AT MAH PICS!!! DK's Trip #6 DK's Trip #7 DK's Trip #8 BoB #1 500 k cash? Wanna rwt less? You're nothing but scum. I seem to have double posted. . Fml i did it again Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOVED WITH ALL THOSE NEW POSTS EEH EHEHE HEHE HE HEE HEEH @@@222A;ALSKDJF ONEEE .22 Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOVED WITH ALL THOSE NEW POSTS EEH EHEHE HEHE HE HEE HEEH @@@222A;ALSKDJF ONEEE .22 You're drunk. Stop drinking. NOW. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOVED WITH ALL THOSE NEW POSTS EEH EHEHE HEHE HE HEE HEEH @@@222A;ALSKDJF ONEEE .22 THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL, MR. BROWN. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOVED WITH ALL THOSE NEW POSTS EEH EHEHE HEHE HE HEE HEEH @@@222A;ALSKDJF ONEEE .22 THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL, MR. BROWN. GET MEMBERS, I WANNA BLOW YOUR .. GLASS. . BLOOWING PIPE @ Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOVED WITH ALL THOSE NEW POSTS EEH EHEHE HEHE HE HEE HEEH @@@222A;ALSKDJF ONEEE .22 THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL, MR. BROWN. GET MEMBERS, I WANNA BLOW YOUR .. GLASS. . BLOOWING PIPE @ WHY THE [bleep] ARE WE ALL SPEAKING IN CAPS!?!?!?@!?!#? JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOVED WITH ALL THOSE NEW POSTS EEH EHEHE HEHE HE HEE HEEH @@@222A;ALSKDJF ONEEE .22 THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL, MR. BROWN. GET MEMBERS, I WANNA BLOW YOUR .. GLASS. . BLOOWING PIPE @ WHY THE [bleep] ARE WE ALL SPEAKING IN CAPS!?!?!?@!?!#? BRO Y U USE DAM PROFANITIES Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOVED WITH ALL THOSE NEW POSTS EEH EHEHE HEHE HE HEE HEEH @@@222A;ALSKDJF ONEEE .22 THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL, MR. BROWN. GET MEMBERS, I WANNA BLOW YOUR .. GLASS. . BLOOWING PIPE @ WHY THE [bleep] ARE WE ALL SPEAKING IN CAPS!?!?!?@!?!#? BRO Y U USE DAM PROFANITIES YE PLS DON'T CURSE MY KIDS ARE SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE (B1 BUT NOT B2 BECAUSE I ABORTED HIM LOL). ALSO I WILL GET P2P WHEN I GET A NEW PC FFS. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwreeTak Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 CAPS LOCK FTW lol.POST ON MY BLOG NOW PL0X? :D Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 So tempted to change my name to "ElitistClown", cos Blind and me were poking around looking for names. If I find ANYTHING better than that, I will change it post-haste. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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