Been drivin' for years.

 

TPUM could have started driving a long time ago but put it off for some reason.

Get out of my heaaad!

 

TPUM wouldn't die even if he was killed.

 

TPUM is already dead.

braaiiinnsssss....

 

 

TPUM has used google or youtube in the last 15 mins.

MIND READER!

 

TPUM broke something in the last 24 hours.

christmas tree ornament.

 

TPUM is a furry.

nope.

then again i might be a scaleie? :P

 

TPUM is alsonota furry.

Yup.

 

TPUM watches too much TV.

I don't think I've watched any TV at all in the last week, excludingsome episodes of the Three Stooges I downloaded.

 

TPUM hasn't used a drinking straw in years.

uhhh... no.

 

TPUM knows why i am posting.

Nope.

 

TPUM goes back and forth, that's right, side to side.

All day long.

 

TPUM is a blue whale.

*cries* I'm not big! FALSE.

 

TPUM has a cat.

Miaaaawwwwyes.

 

TPUM lives in the big city.

In a big city, indeed.

 

TPUM has smelly feet.

Unfortunately yes.

 

TPUM sells miracle cures to smelly feet to cowboys, and therefore, not me.

I guess so. Actually yes, that's exactly what I do.

 

TPUM has never washed their hair. Ever.

When I take a shower which is every day, I do.

 

TPUM hates criminals.

Nope, I love 'em.

 

TPUM plays a stringed instrument.

Hahaha. No.

 

TPUM once drunk all the water in the Mariana Trench, then exploded and filled it again.

I'm sorry, I don't know what it is.

 

TPUM agrees that I finally made an impossible-to-prove-wrong statement in the "You're wrong" thread. :twisted:

Nope.

 

TPUM is in love. ;)

No.

 

TPUM is gay.

nope, although i have some good friends that are.

 

TPUM is sleep deprived.

Nope, I got a miraculous 10 hours last night.

 

TPUM has some sort of appreciation for spamming.