Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

 

TPUM is from another planet.

That's true. The Pokémon World.

 

TPUM is sad Amy Winehouse died.

Not even.

 

TPUM is happy Amy Winehouse died.

true, never heard of her until now, she got what was coming

 

the person under me has trolled atleast once in their life

Yeahh, caught and got off with a warning.

 

TPUM has already posted on this page in this thread at least once.

Nope.

 

TPUM prefers the company of cats to people.

But cats are people.

 

TPUM has gotta catch em all.

True, I'm a perfectionist :P

 

The person under me likes mudkipz

Eh, Mudkipz are overrated.

 

TPUM prefers Snorlax.

Snorlax is a great Pokémon, sure.

 

TPUM is gay.

Nope.

 

TPUM is very happy.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't be.

 

TPUM will.

I will not.

 

TPUM is a professional thumb wrestler.

I'm not a thumb wrestler at all.

 

TPUM hates movies.

I lerv movies.

 

TPUM has hairy knuckles.

Nope.

 

TPUM is a fanboy of something.

Yup, Star Wars.

 

TPUM wants to be an intergalactic bounty hunter.

Hell yeah. Raking up those $$$$ by beating a couple of hoodlums? YESH.

 

TPUM is now aware that they are breathing.

I always was aware of that.

 

TPUM will NOT give me a top 15 list.

Of course I can. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15. Those are the top 15 whole numbers closest to and including one. You're welcome.

 

TPUM hates something.

Not true. I don't really hate anything.

 

TPUM is a virgin :P

Nope.

 

TPUM has enormous feet.

No, not really.

 

TPUM is eating.

I wish, I'm starving.

 

TPUM has curly hair. On their head.

So close...

 

TPUM is a jerk