Banned for not specifying which flavor

Banned died in the third cold world war 3.

Banned because if it's a cold war, there isn't much actual fighting (aside from satellite wars).

Banned because I'm thinking about starting a petition to bring Goonstalf back.

 

We need that guy back, he was so much fun. Who's with me?

Banned because bans don't work that way.

I've been wanting to say this for a while, so best do it now.

 

ALG, you're banned for being stupid. No offense.

Banned for assuming that offending ALG is in anyway wrong.

 

*RUNS*

I'm reading my old posts from 2006 and 2007, and I can't believe how much of a dick I was back then.

 

In the banned thread I took everything too seriously and barely had any fun.

 

And in the wish thread I was never satisfied with the way people corrupted my wishes and kept asking for explanations and stuff like that.

 

I sure am glad I have changed a lot since then.

 

Oh, right I was supposed to ban you.

 

Well, banned for reading this post.

 

And whatever you do DON'T read my posts from 2006 and 2007 in this thread and the wish thread. I really was a dick back then and regret it.

Pardon my using that against you, but... Banned for chasing too many people away! :P

 

~D. V. "Just being silly..." Devnull

Banned for my return

Banned because I agree with that green text in your signature.

Banned for not celebrating his glorious return.

Banned because he is not the person I want to return.

 

But I guess it's cool that he's back.

Banned because this has been a weird day. :mellow:

 

Double-banned because BAN-KAI!!!

 

~D. V. "Enjoy the reference, see you later..." Devnull

Banned because the lack of booze and naked women for my return is disturbing.

naked women

 

Banned for mentioning something that's inappropriate on this message board. :shame:

 

[hide]Gross.[/hide]

Banned because we need more of those things. It'll heighten the interest!

 

Plus I am pretty sure most of LOTPW group were slightly pervy and a desire to be drink-y.

Banned for banning the person...|

 

|...who banned the president of the United States.

Banned because I am the president of the United States. If that whole "infinite number of universes" thing pans out.

Banned because your democracy means nothing to my nosy hands.

Banned for being a guillable cherrybomb.

 

Yeah, I made an irony out of your name.

 

[hide]I don't care if I used that reason numerous times already.[/hide]

Banned for not only misusing the word 'irony' in the middle of an overused gag. Your grammar just makes your lack of creativity a war crime look like a misdemeanor by comparison.

Banned because it's more of a pun, if you're willing to use a generous definition of the word.

Banned for not only misusing the word 'irony' in the middle of an overused gag. Your grammar just makes your lack of creativity a war crime looking like a misdemeanor by comparison.

 

Aha, you say I use bad grammar yet you got the correct usage of the word "look" wrong.

 

Alg, I'm banning you for being in my way.

Banned for being clubbed over the head by irony.

 

EDIT: Cherry that movie in your avatar made me feel super sad feels. <3